Humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence

I know the humorous sentences with high EQ as follows:

1, money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

As long as you idle around all day, you are weak. Don't worry, the trash can is your last position.

3. A female classmate is darker and her boyfriend is whiter. One day, the poison queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her, "You can't do this, you will have zebras."

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

5. The moment of despair is often the beginning of hope; The end of the crisis is often the arrival of the turning point; Where there is no water, there is often a bright future. People in trouble should learn to wait at least three days!

6. You can't even control when you sleep. Do you still want to control your life? You don't even brush the bowl, but you still want to brush the presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

7. Don't tell me not to leave after I turn around.

8. The centipede was bitten by a snake and had to be amputated in order to apply antiviral liquid. The centipede thought, fortunately, I have many legs. The doctor comforted, brother, relax, you will be an earthworm in the future.

9. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

10, my heart is not a bus, I can sit down if there is a vacancy.