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Lose weight and send friends 78 sentences

First, don't buy new clothes before losing weight!

Second, people who say I don't need to lose weight are bad people.

Third, losing weight has not been successful, and comrades still need to work hard.

Fourth, you must eat a little properly to lose weight.

Losing weight every day is just a shock.

Sixth, it's not that I don't want to lose weight, but that the enemy is too strong.

Seven, if I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

Eight, in fact, I generally don't talk about heat, saying that heat is too fat.

It's not that I don't want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebounding.

I like this sentence: I lose weight, and the less I lose, the fatter I get.

Eleven, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to read all his life.

Actually, I will lose weight. I just gained weight for a while and had a good time.

Don't lose weight in March, April and May, and be sad in June and July!

Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

Fifteen, losing weight is generally called by fat people and done by thin people.

Sixteen, women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women!

There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

In order for you to hug me, you should start to lose weight today.

Nineteen, you know I feel inferior because I am fat, but you come to tell me to lose weight!

Twenty, the word "lose weight" only says to scare the meat on your body.

Twenty-one, losing weight is a topic of life that will only be remembered when you are full.

Twenty-two, we are all doing hard work in the name of losing weight.

23. The best things are often unexpected and accidental.

Never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after losing weight!

Twenty-five, fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will lose weight too perfectly.

There are many people around you who care about you. Be patient.

Twenty-seven, for the sake of brothers and sisters, you should have self-control.

I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

Twenty-nine, every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.

Thirty, stop eating. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

Thirty-one, losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

Thirty-two, every girl who shouts to lose weight has a mouth that can't stop.

Thirty-three, people lose weight, waist and thighs, why do you have to start with brain cells?

I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince pig riding a white horse.

Thirty-five, people who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Serve you right! Fat man!

How can a person who can't control his own weight control his own life?

37. What's the difference between people who can't control their appetite and animals?

Thirty-eight, a person can't even control his appetite. What is the difference between him and an animal?

He told you to lose weight because he didn't like you being fat, but he made an excuse to say it was good for your health.

Forty, the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it and let it go.

Forty-one, I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will get thinner.

Forty-two, a woman who loves to eat! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Will you die?

Forty-three, summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

Forty-four, pig fat can also sell more money. Can you sell money if you are fat? Fat people are less valuable than pigs.

45. Is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.

46. People who like you never think you are fat, and people who hate you are afraid that you are hardly fat.

47. If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.

48. School is a good place to lose weight. Losing eight or nine pounds a week is not a problem.

Forty-nine, I know why I have been unable to lose weight, because there is a you in my body.

Is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.

Fifty-one, is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never lose weight, and I will never lose weight.

Fifty-two, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.

53. My obesity is temporary, and it's easy to lose weight: your short stature is lifelong, and it's hard to increase it.

54. Is it easy for my parents to keep me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.

Fifty-five, the most powerful people in the world, get up when they say it, sleep when they say it, and lose weight when they say it.

56. Do you want to be fat all your life? Want to be laughed at all your life? Want to lift your head for life?

57. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a good friend who has gained weight for many years.

I don't think it is necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and heating should be done in four months!

Fifty-nine, I'm losing weight. I neither diet nor exercise. I use my mind. I will get thinner. I will get thinner. I will get thinner.

Sixty, dare not show your teeth when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man!

I also want to lose weight. I don't want to get fat. I also want to be thinner next time I see you, but I'm hungry.

I want to lose weight every day, but I want to eat something delicious every day. I really can't stand myself.

63. The best way to lose weight is to fall in love. I miss you so much that I can't sleep every day because I blame myself for crying.

Sixty-four, consulting to lose weight, most of them do not really want to know how to lose weight, but ask how to lose weight while eating!

I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will be fat for a while now, or my life will be incomplete.

Sixty-six, a friend told me that she came to see me when she lost weight, and my heart tightened. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.

Sixty-seven, the key to losing weight is hunger, exercise is the most useless, and at most it is auxiliary. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.

Sixty-eight, people lost weight in a holiday. I want to try the feeling that there is no food at home, so I won't worry about losing weight.

Sixty-nine, I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in PK every day. I pinch the index. Emma's stomach won again today!

Seventy, have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in PK every day. I pinch my fingers to count. Emma's stomach won again today!

Seventy-one, learned people will use time, diligent people will grasp time, loyal people will be punctual, and smart people will manage time.

Seventy-two, when girls say they want to lose weight, don't believe it, especially when eating vegetables. Because when she said this, she had just eaten.

Seventy-three, I have a learning heart, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

Seventy-four, happiness is to find someone who makes you desperately want to lose weight for him, but that person always pats your head and says, eat more and don't be hungry.

75. If you want to lose weight, you don't want to eat. If you don't want to eat, you don't have to look. You don't have to go out without looking. To sum up: house girls are thin.

Seventy-six, summer is coming, let's lose weight together. Share the second of a fat penguin. The pot under his feet is his future job. It's so cute.

Seventy-seven, because I am chubby and fleshy, so I am soft, and it will be warm in winter. Don't push me away, because I'm chubby and can't come back.

Beauty, what's the use of being thinner? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful!