Funny jokes about going home

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We found for you, funny jokes about going home:

1. I am a wage earner, and it is almost May Day, so I would like to post a joke about going home on vacation.

The year before last, my brother was on a business trip at the end of the year. He was rushing home on the New Year's Eve train. After he got on the train and sat down, he felt that his wallet was gone.

I didn’t buy anything to eat before getting on the bus. I came to Yantai hungry from Dalian. The girl opposite later bought him a packed lunch and lent him 200 yuan.

As a result, my brother still hasn’t paid back my sister-in-law’s money...

2. I came home three days early from a business trip. As soon as I entered and put away my luggage, I heard the key ring outside the door.

My husband must have come back and decided to play a prank, so I quickly hid in the toilet and leaned against the door to listen.

As expected, it was my husband’s voice: “Baby, come in quickly, I told you that she won’t be back for three days.”

Where is the knife?

3. The old lady is returning home after a few days of business trip. First, I called my husband and asked him where he was, preparing to give him a surprise. My husband said he has to work overtime tonight. I'll go home and prepare first. The door is unlocked. Could there be a thief? I took out my self-defense knife and opened the door gently. Suddenly, the lights in the living room came on, and what appeared in front of me was rose petals all over the floor and a candlelight dinner. My husband's voice came from the bedroom: "Honey, do you like it?" I was so moved that I almost cried, and I gently put down the knife. "Husband!!!" The husband rushed out quickly. "Aren't you coming back tomorrow?" I raised the knife again. …

4. I have been on a business trip for nearly a month; I can’t wait to hang out with my wife after I get home, and I’m in pretty good shape. After I finished, my wife praised me and said, "You are still awesome."

5. My colleague came back early from a business trip. Seeing his unhappy look, I asked him what was wrong? He said angrily: Let me tell you a truth, never come home early from a business trip, it is conducive to marital harmony... Many marriages break up because one of them comes home early from a business trip.

6. Lao Wang, who had been on a business trip for 6 years, suddenly came home. Standing in front of him was his 5-year-old son, and his wife seemed to see his doubts. He explained softly: "My dear, this is our child. I got pregnant after your crazy night on the business trip." Lao Wang nodded and said: "I don't have anything to say about this, but can you fucking tell me now?" What's going on with the baby in your arms?"

7. My wife is home today after a three-day business trip. When he got home, he happily said to me: Husband, I brought you a gift.

When I heard it, I got excited. It was the first time.

I looked forward to it as my wife took out the hotel's disposable toothpaste, toothbrush, shower cap and slippers from her bag.

Then he gave me the slip-on shoes and said: My husband should wear them, the quality is good. Don’t use it if it wears out!

I really wanted to slap her face with my slippers. My life is miserable!

8. A man went on a business trip. He was worried about his wife and suspected that there was someone outside her, so he borrowed money from Lebaobao to buy a pinhole camera and secretly installed the camera at home. He discovered that there was a tall, beautiful woman who went to stay at her house for a few days every now and then. He found no other abnormalities. After two months of business trip, he returned home and found that his wife was pregnant.

I hope this helps, and I wish you all the best and good health. [Rose]