Tell me about funny and non-mainstream-you are really creative and have the courage to live.

I am like a sunflower, getting darker and darker.

Bury your sadness in your heart and live a happy life.

I know the sympathy behind your smile.

Desperate to forget something. Only to find that the more you want to forget, the easier it is to remember.

Love is like a battery, there is always a dead time!

Imagine how lonely I am without you.

What happened to the rabbit's teeth? If you dare, we can compete with watermelon.

How creative and brave you are to live!

Entangled Aaron! Entangled Aaron! What the hell are you struggling with?

Being a foreigner is just a small three ~

Don't let people plant grass, it's better to plant cactus. ...

Why do you still feel hot when you blow the air conditioner? Because I have a high fever.

The cup is broken, the bowl is broken, and the plate is broken, but it is not heartbreaking.

Rotten pieces of cloth spell out the American flag.

Sadness, even if Chopin is alive, can't play my sadness.

If happiness is a cloud and pain is a star, then my life is really cloudless and starry in Wan Li.

If you can't be your bride, be your bride's maid of honor and tear up her wedding dress.

If one day I become a hooligan, please tell the world that I am innocent.

How boring the World Cup is, chasing a ball all over the field.

Even if the sky falls, my love for you will not change.

You cried at the moment of parting, not because of me, but because you saw my mother.

All right, let's go. Let me remember, let me not forget.

Now you are very happy and serious, which makes up for your sense of security and warmth that you have never had before.

Say sorry to yourself, because it is difficult to do it for yourself and others.

They all say I'm actually stupid. I would rather wait for a man who will never come back than accept someone who loves me and loves me.

I won't let you see it every time I'm sad, for fear of going against my will. I only have silence.

Who knows the fragility behind the strength of three men?

Who will be whose simplicity, into a song on the road to despair.

He is a relief without me, and he will live well.

In the dead of night, I unconsciously thought of him again, but there was no heartache. I just miss it.

Waiting is not for you to come back, but for an excuse not to leave.

The girl told me that love is more tolerant than liking.

Because I keep you in my heart. So every word and every look of yours can affect me.

I'd rather let others think I'm happy than look miserable.

Because it is impossible, it is too easy to stay for a long time, so I will not expect it.

When you see through everything, you know that losing is more practical than having.

Even if your glorious life ends in life and death, you might as well choose a beloved woman.

Those who once said that they would never part have already been scattered all over the world.

You are so creative and brave to live.

1, gradually, gradually, some people began to become cheap …

Handsome guy is just a title, which has nothing to do with looks.

The furthest distance in the world is that you watch love in Beijing and I watch love in the country.

My pocket money is hidden in the pig's stomach. Put this protein in my life in my little heart.

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly-without windows, could it have been frosted? -There's no door. Looking up, I found it was moonlight-the house had no roof, and it sank again, and I suddenly thought of home-very hurt.

Go away, don't be so persistent with me ~ if you pester me again, I will become a legend.

7, nasal congestion, indigestion. I thought of such a pervert.

8. Whenever I chat with MM online and MM speaks English, I can't help but order Baidu translation.

9, work account, declined to chat, if you want to chat, 50 cents per word, punctuation, half price discount, more than 1000 words, 20% off. Video voice is temporarily unavailable.

10, the computer turned on and off, and a day passed; As soon as the computer was turned on and off, a winter vacation passed.

1 1, leave the last sip of water to comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

12, I took my bike to charge last night, and I still stamped it this morning.

13, who is not old since ancient times, it is better to find an ugly man.

14, the flaming cloud makes everything in the world romantic.

15, a cigarette and a glass of wine, the world is still so beautiful!

16, owner of the forum: Do you think I look like Wu Bai? Forum reply: Only half like it!

17, hi, I'm sorry, it's not that I want to like the new but hate the old, I'm forced!

18, who has left eye and who has right eye, and who you love with both eyes closed.

19, students are the worst, even if they are scolded, they will be fined and copied, and parents will be invited.

20, acne and acne, how many acne, this year is not cured, next year will become a honeycomb.

2 1, the most painful thing in 2008 was to light firecrackers with cigarettes. Firecrackers lit cigarettes but were thrown into the sky and put into their mouths.

22. My daughter was scolded by her father and shed a lot of tears. When she went to bed, she whispered to me, "mom, shall we sell dad?"

23. A string of numbers can prove that you are a slacker. You must have seen all the figures before you saw this.

24. Being rejected is very happy, but being forgotten is very sad. I didn't even give you a feeling.

25. The furthest distance in the world is that you watch love in Beijing and I watch love in the country. ...

26, k you a meal, t you a foot, make a V posture, go, go to KTV.

27. You are really creative and have the courage to live.

28. I see a beautiful MM in front. Can't strike up a conversation. So ... Pick up a brick. Step forward. "Classmate, did you drop this?"

Girl, I want to say to you, "I am as loyal to you as I am to a person's name."

30. My girlfriend sent a text message saying "Let's break up". When she was sad, she sent another sentence "Sorry, I sent it wrong" and immediately collapsed!

3 1, I am not the sun, I can't be anyone I want to be.

32, only to find that every time I can't get through to you, I say I'm sorry.

33. Connecting a series of Qing Dynasty dramas such as Palace and Walking on Thin Ice is a living "girl who was chased in those years of Yongzheng".

I will never do anything wrong to my wife in my life.

Get rid of all your troubles, or you will get older and older.

How creative you are and how brave you are to live.

If someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you will have the same strength as long as you skydive.

How creative and brave you are to live!

Anyway, a word: don't let me see you again, if I see you.

You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone!

Your appearance is out of proportion.

You look so fucking postmodern.

Why do you cover your face with your ass?

Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touch.

Love is a war. I'm not afraid of getting hurt. I'm afraid you are unhappy.

Not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be rewarded, which is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

When you really love something, you will find how fragile and powerless language is. There is always a gap between words and feelings.

I don't like looking at the sky and talking, but I dare not look at the sky when talking.

Hiding in a certain time, I missed the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

The noise and brightness of the world, the joy and happiness of the world, like a clean stream, are warm in the wind and in front of my eyes. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

The wind blows like a broken flower, and your smile is shaking, becoming the most beautiful ornament in my life, looking at the sky, the snow and the deep shadow of the season.

The space where songs are formed allows years to come and go freely, so the faces of people who are still protected have never changed with great and endless hatred.

Many things that we thought we would never forget for a lifetime were forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.

Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will still flow through your fingers drop by drop.

Lonely people will always remember everyone who has appeared in his life, so I will always think of your loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.

If one day we are not together, we should be together.

Hard cities have no soft love life. It's not Lin Daiyu, and it won't be sentimental because of sadness. All kinds of people don't see through the mirror, but I mean, a thousand years in the world is like my moment.

I have the ending and the process, and I feel greedy if I pester myself again.

No one has ever seen a deep-sea fish leave tears, thinking that it will not be sad, because it lives at the bottom of the deep sea, and its tears are invisible to people.

Whenever I look at the sky, I don't like to talk anymore, but I dare not look at the sky again when I talk.

I won't know you until I do something good in my life. Even throwing it in the sun is not environmentally friendly.

Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.

Not as good as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs.

Classic funny personality quotations that are truly creative and have the courage to live.

The species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

As long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as the class arrives before class.

People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.

I hope the hardware can be copied then.

Drink only pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so it's very simple. ...

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of zg family planning work this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

No money, no power, no matter how good it is for you, can you come with me?

Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk without eating.

I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

Buy me 10 cigarettes, why don't you go to a nightclub?

If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.

Give me a fulcrum, and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.

I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

In Egypt, a man can marry four wives, which is very tiring. Zg is better.

You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is unbearable!

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

Buy insurance-it hurts when you don't use it, and it hurts more when you use it.

If fate grabs you by the throat, you grab it by the armpit.

You can't know whether a person or a watermelon is good or bad without knocking a few times.

When you take the word "letter" apart, it becomes a terrible thing

If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like fire and smoke. ...

Action may not bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

It's better to pretend to be garlic than to eat it.

Happiness is a creditor, who lends you a quarter of an hour of joy, but asks you to pay back a boat full of misfortune.

Life is like a box of matches. It is foolish to prohibit its use and dangerous to abuse it.

The performance of wisdom is not because of high IQ, but because of low posture.

According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome boy.

If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.

After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate!

Get off the line at midnight on time, or the princess will turn back into Cinderella.

Have a big milk name and enjoy the treatment of mistresses!

It's raining, don't forget to bring an umbrella, getting wet is a trivial matter, and gonorrhea is in trouble!

Take off your clothes. I am an animal. Put on your clothes. I am the devil wears Prada!

Since I became a bubble excrement, no one dared to step on my head again.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

How creative and brave you are to live!