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In 2022, my wife gave birth to a daughter, and Bao Da basked in a circle of friends.

In 2022, my wife gave birth to her daughter Bao Da and basked in a circle of friends.

2. Thanks to the concern of relatives and friends, I got a George of six pounds and eight ounces at 9: 02 on May 18. Mother and child are safe, and I hope my son will be safe all his life.

3.get rich overnight.

Thank you for your patronage. Since then, the world of two people has become a family of three, loving you and loving you.

Baby, there are so many people looking forward to your arrival. You must grow up healthily. See you in nine months. Let's work together, shall we?

6. On the way to protect my wife, I have another comrade-in-arms.

7. One body, two heartbeats, meeting for the first time and loving you for a long time.

8. Forget it, it's a bit incoherent, just one sentence: mother and child are safe, 8 kg fat boy! Great mother, great child.

9. Punch in at 23: 00 on June 2 1 day, and mother and child are safe. Thank you, my wife. May the baby grow up safely and healthily.

10. People who can't forget for a long time, in a blink of an eye, the child was born without any thoughts, but only nostalgia.

1 1. I like to mention a new bare machine without instructions.

12. The order ten months ago finally arrived today!

13.7 On the morning of 20th, Grain Rain, Jr. of Grain Rain was born in People's Hospital, also known as smelly Qin, a boy of 8 kg, and his mother and son were safe.

14. How far did you go before you threw yourself into my arms from the source of your life?

15. The baby's centenary gifts were presented, including a "cute" hat, a pair of "happy" shoes, a "healthy" jacket, a "safe" pair of pants and a warm suit. May the baby be lovely and beautiful, grow up happily, be safe and healthy!

16. The imperial edict was sent to Fengtian, and the emperor said: Ten officials * * * got a daughter today, and she was adopted and named Little Dragon Girl. Ai Qing was specially appointed to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, rare birds and animals, treasures of gold and silver, silks and satins, antique calligraphy and painting, famous horses and BMWs, and fine wines and wines to the little dragon girl. Send it if you have the conditions, and send it if you don't have the conditions to create conditions. Offender hell to pay. I admire that.

17. From today on, I can openly hug my left and right.

In 2022, my wife gave birth to her daughter Bao Da in a circle of friends. 18. Ladies and gentlemen, I gave birth occasionally. The days with the ball are over, China Merchants Bank, 8 kg, mother and daughter are safe!

19. Just cooked children.

After giving birth to the baby, Wen worked hard and was very moved by the arrival of a new life. I appreciate that you and your baby are healthy and safe.

2 1. The heart I have been carrying is put down, and my dear Fanfan successfully gave birth to a little princess. Wish the baby a healthy and happy growth.

22. A tadpole becomes a frog, weighing 6 kg and 8 kg. If you want to ask for a surprise, you really brought it.

23. Comrades who gave birth to daughters, watch your cabbage. I added pigs to kill today.

Dear friend, please pay attention to your cabbage. My pig went out of the circle today.

25. Welcoming a new life is the happiest thing in life. Mother and child are safe. In the future, there will be another person to protect you. Thanks to Ling.

26. After 43 hours of labor pains, the warrior mother finally gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket in the summer solstice. Thank you for your concern and support.

Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day.

28. A tadpole becomes a frog, weighing 7 kg and 8 kg. If you want to ask for a surprise, you can join us!

29. Love at first sight is love at first sight.

30. Children, hope has begun. New power.

3 1. Uninstallation succeeded.

I planted a seed and finally grew into a fruit. Today is a great day. ...

At noon today 12: 23, in XXXX hospital, my beloved wife gave birth to our son, and the mother and son were safe. The tiger weighs XXX and is XXX cm long. Sincerely invite friends and relatives to wish my son a healthy growth and a safe life.

34. Tears, how difficult it is to get a new life.

In 2022, my wife gave birth to her daughter Bao Da and basked in a circle of friends. 35. At 23: 58 on the ninth day of the fifth lunar month, a small public sacrifice was born, weighing 3. 18kg. Mother and child are safe. Thanks to the concern of relatives and friends, both wives and adults have been affected.

36. Monogamy for life (two children)

37. The order ten months ago finally arrived today!

38. When God gave you to us, luck was with you!

39. Welcome mother and son to return safely and start a new life and journey ~

40. Don't be afraid, girl. Dad will always protect you in this life.

4 1. Today, our family George will meet you. The baby was delivered at 6: 35, and the mother and son were safe. I experienced the most unforgettable night in my life and the most worrying night.

42. Thank you for coming. Since then, the world of two people has become a family of three.

43. The child burst into laughter, revealing two rows of teeth as white as jade.

44. Thank you for suddenly appearing in my life like an angel and bringing me surprises.

45. There is a great mother in the world. Thank your wife.

46. Get rich overnight and get "1000 yuan"

47. Since then, there has been a weakness. Baby, welcome to this world.

48. Looking forward to the arrival of a new life ~ I wish you peace and happiness ~

49. The ten-month wait finally ended today 14: 20. Six catties and seven taels, mother and child are safe, and the word "good" is complete. Thank you for your concern, wife, you have worked hard!

50. Little friends say hello to the world.

Bao's father Ma Bao's high EQ showed high-quality sentences when the baby was born.

Bao's father Ma Bao's high EQ showed a good sentence about the baby's birth-1.

2. One body, two of the same kind, three heartbeats, a family of four.

3. Little friends say hello to the world and start a family of three from now on.

4. Forget it, it's a bit incoherent, just one sentence: mother and child are safe, 8 kg fat boy! Great mother, great child.

Thank you for choosing me as your mother.

6. I am so happy today! 6.4 Jin! Give birth naturally!

7. There is a newcomer at home, weighing 7 kg and 2 Liang, with a gun.

8. Perfect picture, you need a pen to describe, no matter how difficult it is, I will accompany it with my love.

9. Xiao Duanduan finally came to this world at 6: 28 on June 20, and the mother and son are safe ~ Thanks for meeting us in this life, let's work together to become a healthy baby, and both mom and dad will work hard. A little fat, a girl of seven pounds and eight ounces ~

10. I don't think about anything, nothing matters. I just hope my most important child will be born soon. I don't think you can express it in words. ......

1 1. Successfully gave birth to a little girl! Ma Ma has worked hard! With this little cotton-padded jacket, mother will not be cold in the future!

12. After 43 hours of pain, the soldier finally got a summer cotton-padded jacket. Thank you for your concern for your friends and family.

13. Tears, it is not easy to get a new life, and the medical staff is great.

14. Little piggy hurried to see her mother when she was full-term. She gave birth safely and thanked her parents-in-law for their careful companionship and care. Those pains are nothing. I will love you for the rest of my life.

15.101on the morning of October 30th, 1: 58, the faceted jacket was sent to another life! May you grow up healthily, that's enough!

16. I was poor and happy overnight.

17. Dear grandparents, uncles and aunts, I am XX, and I was born today! I'm a little prince (little princess), weighing x Jin x Liang. My mother gave birth to me naturally (by caesarean section). I'm exhausted! Thank you for your concern for us. I will grow up happily and healthily!

Bao Baba Ma Bao basked in a baby's birth 18.23: 40. Finally, the goods were unloaded, the mother and son were safe, and the whole family was relieved. Thank you for your concern all the way.

19. The order ten months ago finally arrived today!

20. This is extremely ugly and unacceptable.

2 1. Enze, Shexia and Gongzi came to my house. Suffering from October, it is difficult to open your fingers. The boy is six catties and eight catties, and he is safe with his mother.

22. Baby, mom and dad welcome you! Mom and dad love you!

When you hear the first cry, you will find that all your sins are worth it. Caesarean section 49cm, mother and child are safe and grateful.

24. Uninstallation succeeded.

25. Welcome Xiao An 'an to this world. Now that she has recovered, her mother and son are safe and grateful for everything. First-time mothers have a better understanding of their parents' difficulties and are willing to live humbly forever.

26. A cry is a declaration of life. A photo, recording the original appearance of life. You still have a world, and mom still has a world.

27. One son and one daughter, one husband and one wife, one pair for life, what else can a husband ask for?

28. Because of your existence, laughter and laughter continue, my dearest baby, happy birthday and healthy growth.

29. Having been a grandson for so long, I can finally be an old man.

30. Dabao was added last year, and Bao Xiao was added this year. Now, Dabao is held in his left hand and Bao Xiao is held in his right hand. It's really auspicious.

3 1. You are unique. Go your own way and be yourself!

32. The daughter-in-law just gave birth to a boy, and the mother and son are safe! A friend congratulated you, named you, got married, and recognized your son. Hurry up! Ha ha.

33. I finally waited for you, mother's armor and weakness!

34. Today, our family George will meet you. The baby was delivered at 6: 35, and the mother and son were safe. I experienced the most unforgettable night in my life and the most worrying night.

Bao's father Ma Bao's high EQ showed high-quality sentences when the baby was born. 35. Click a loud noise and become a knife-wielding parent.

36. Finally, the goods were successfully unloaded, thanks to the concern of relatives and friends.

37. Grain Rain On the morning of July 20th, Grain Rain Jr. was born in People's Hospital, also known as smelly Qin, a boy of 8 kg, and his mother and son were safe.

38. I planted a seed and finally grew into a fruit. Today is a great day. ...

39. I always thought I was going to be a grandfather! Today, I completely understood one thing: I was my grandfather's life!

40. My family was finally born? Are mothers and children safe?

4 1. My baby daughter was born, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank your wife! Thank you for your blessings! Hard work, mom is the greatest! ! !

42. On the morning of July 23rd, at 1 30, the caesarean section went smoothly, and the 6.7 kg baby boy and his mother were safe. Thank you for your concern. I appreciate your help. Our pig is out, so please take care of your cabbage.

43. I like to mention a new bare machine without instructions.

44. Parents believe that if your reasoning is successful, you will definitely thank your current efforts.

45. Being a father today, I gained a lot of joy and felt a little uneasy. Why? Why? My wife is in urgent need of nutrition, and she is starving. I hope everyone will give generously and donate quickly! Speed!

46. The mother and son are safe, and the two sons have to lament the greatness of their mother.

47. Haha, the baby was born for three days. She eats, sleeps, eats and is carefree every day. Ma Bao needs time to recover from caesarean section. Thank you, my wife. I am happy and contented, pressure is motivation, come on!

48. Give birth to a Mickey Mouse cub as a younger brother.

49./kloc-The order from 0/0 months ago finally arrived today.

50. Love at first sight is love at first sight.

My wife gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket, and my father was happy to make friends.

My wife gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket, and my father happily sent a circle of friends (part I)1.1.581on the morning of October 30th, he gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket, and then entered another life! May you grow up healthily, and this life is enough!

I didn't expect the baby to come so soon. The baby should be healthy. Mom is looking forward to your arrival.

3. Made in Liu, made in Yu, the product 1.0 was officially delivered, and the mother and son were safe. Thank you for your concern.

Meeting a new life is the happiest thing in life. Mother and child are safe. In the future, there will be another person to protect you. Thanks to Ling.

I always thought I was going to be a grandfather! Today, I completely understood one thing: I was my grandfather's life!

6. With you, my mother has armor and weakness!

7. Haha, the baby was born for three days. She eats, sleeps, eats and is carefree every day. Ma Bao needs time to recover from caesarean section. Thank you, my wife. I am happy and contented, pressure is motivation, come on!

8. The road ahead is still long, but you let hope grow on my wings. Willing to take you to fly.

9. My baby daughter was born, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank your wife! Thank you for your blessings! Hard work, mom is the greatest! ! !

10. I was born, I am great!

1 1. First nude photo. I am a girl, and my uncle and aunt are in charge. Give me a reward!

12. I'm so nervous, there are only 6570 days before the college entrance examination!

13. What did you do in your circle of friends today? Suntan my newborn baby!

14. There will be no pie in the sky. No pains, no gains. Plum blossom fragrance comes from bitter cold. Sunshine always comes after a storm.

15. Before your wings are full, I will shelter you from the wind and rain. Children, welcome to 4 1. After all kinds of pains, I successfully gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket.

16. extra new jingles, mother and child are safe!

17.2065438+April 2009 1 1, at 4: 00 a.m. on May 24th of the lunar calendar 1 1 min, the mother and son are safe, and Peggy weighing 8 kg is welcome.

My wife gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket, and my father happily sent a circle of friends (Chapter 2) 18. Dear friends, please pay attention to your cabbage. My pig is out of the pen today.

19. After hearing thousands of kind words, it's too late for you to pretend to be cute.

20. The most secure time every day is when my husband comes home safely from work and the baby's naughty fetal movement. I look forward to the baby's arrival!

2 1. It is reported that Uncle Dabo is approaching our mountain.

22. Because of your existence, laughter and laughter continue, my dearest baby, happy birthday and healthy growth.

23. A cry is a declaration of life, and a photo records the original appearance of life.

24. Enzi and his tongue, Lin rushed to my house. In October, the bones are hard. Be careful if you weigh more than 7 kg, and your mother will feel at ease. A world of gratitude.

25. Angels come to the world with clear spring-like eyebrows, crescent-like smiles and childish faces and become your treasures. I hope love will be with him and grow up healthily and happily!

26. From today on, I can hold my left arm and right arm aboveboard.

27. I really gave birth to a person. ......

28. Enze and Shakana's son came to my house. Suffering from October, it is difficult to open your fingers. The boy is six catties and eight catties, and he is safe with his mother.

29. Come out to play with me from now on, son!

30. Successfully gave birth to Xiaojin! Ma Ma has worked hard! With this little cotton-padded jacket, the horse won't be cold after fighting.

3 1. Enze and sublingual, my son came to my house. Suffering from October, it is difficult to open your fingers. The boy weighs seven catties and three pounds, so he is safe with his mother. Be grateful for heaven and earth.

32. There are new people in the family, and the mother and son are safe!

33. Daughter-in-law just gave birth to a boy. Mother and child are safe! A friend congratulated you, named you, got married, and recognized your son. Hurry up! Ha ha.

34. Ten months of waiting finally ended today 14: 20. Six catties and seven taels, mother and child are safe, and the word "good" is complete. Thank you for your concern, wife, you have worked hard!

My wife gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket, and my father happily sent a circle of friends (Part III) 35. 19 At 22: 20 on June, my wife gave birth to a Gemini son weighing 6.5kg at Red Cross Hospital in Xining, Qinghai. Mother and child are safe, I am the father!

At 36.22: 08, my wife gave birth to a little princess, 6. 18 kg, mother and child are safe.

37. It is reported that many aunts are very close to us!

I am very happy and excited. My children are alive and my mother and son are safe. Life is really wonderful. I appreciate everything. It is difficult to have two children in three years.

39. The customized 10-month product was delivered today, with perfect quality. Thanks to the manufacturer!

40. Thank you for your encouragement and concern. A little cotton-padded jacket was born on the 20th.

41.10/On the morning of October 30th, 1.58, the faceted jacket was sent to another life! May you grow up healthily, that's enough!

I solemnly declare to you that I am a father, a father, a father, a father.

43. From some time today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else's husband. I will wait happily, wash, change clothes and take a shower.

44. At noon today 12: 23, in XXXX Hospital, my beloved wife gave birth to our son, and the mother and son were safe. The tiger weighs XXX and is XXX cm long. Sincerely invite friends and relatives to wish my son a healthy growth and a safe life.

45. After being a grandson for so long, I can finally be an old man.

46. Eight catties, six catties, two big fat babies, began to save money for a wife!

47. It has a soft spot and a helmet.

48. Take you to see this lovely world, because you are lovely.

49. It's amazing and exciting to feel the baby moving for the first time. I am so happy to feel the baby's existence for the first time, and I am looking forward to the arrival of TA more and more ~

50. As a new mother, please take care of yourself for the rest of your life.

My wife gave birth to a baby girl, and my husband basked in a circle of friends.

My wife gave birth to a baby girl, and my husband basked in a circle of friends (I) 1. Children come to my house, come to my house.

I will lead you, you will lead me a long way, and we will walk slowly with you.

I planted a seed and finally bore fruit. Today is a great day.

Welcome my little prince to this beautiful world.

5. Little friends say hello to the world and start a family of three from now on.

6. The child X, X, X is single, and she is a little rolling mother. Thank you for your concern and love.

7. It is always a pleasure to welcome a new life.

8. I have heard thousands of beautiful sentences, none of which are as lovely as you.

9. Welcoming a new life is the happiest thing in life. Mother and child are safe. In the future, there will be another person to protect you. Thanks to Ling.

10. I grew up with you and you grew old with me.

1 1. With the help of my wife 12:38, I successfully gave birth to a little princess, weighing 6.3 kilograms, and the mother and son were safe. Special news! I am

12. Thanks to CCTV, MTV and TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a little prince (princess) on X day at X minute, weighing * kg, and the mother and son (daughter) are safe. This is good news!

13. firecrackers ring for you, smiling faces often hang on your face, and thousands of families bless you and congratulate you. I don't want to fall behind. Send short messages quickly. I wish you a happy son first, and then I wish you a pillar. Congratulations on your birth.

14. Thank you for your patronage. Since then, the world of two people has become a family of three. Love you in 2020.

15. You are unique. Go your own way and be yourself!

16. Just cooked children.

17. Our big family welcomed another handsome boy yesterday. Mother and child are safe, the small cancer is 7 kg and 3 liang, and the favorite wife has worked hard. I hope he can grow up healthily and happily like his brother!

My wife gave birth to a baby girl, and my husband basked in the circle of friends (Chapter 2) 18. I met the most beautiful you at the most beautiful moment, and my mother and son were safe. Thank you very much. I suddenly feel that the world is very warm.

19. I used to be a mother's baby, and I will be the baby's mother in the future.

20. My baby daughter was born, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank your wife! Thank you for your blessings! Hard work, mom is the greatest! ! !

2 1. Girl, don't be afraid. Dad will always protect you in this life.

22. The long-awaited little life finally came to report. Mother and child are safe. Thank you for your blessings!

23. Since then, there has been a weakness. Baby, welcome to this world.

Thank you for coming to my side and being my baby?

25. Thank the world for waiting. I came with enthusiasm as promised.

26. I suddenly began to look forward to the arrival of the baby. My mind is full of her, happy and unknown, and I have no will to do anything at all.

27. Hello, world! Something like this!

28. There are new people in the family, and the mother and son are safe! I grew up with you, and you grew old with me.

29. brothers I am a father! My wife just gave birth to a 6 kg 8 Liang daughter, which is very beautiful. From now on, man, I will be a slave to two women completely. Being a Mrs. Doubtfield, a cradle of human flesh, a milk powder cash machine, and my baby daughter holding my finger, I am very excited. Not to mention how cool it feels! Dude, congratulations!

30. Welcome mother and son to return safely and start a new life and journey ~

3 1. I will make your life safe and smooth.

32. Finally, welcome to this world. Congratulations on becoming each other's favorite.

Dear friends, on July 28th, 2009, our first child was born safely. Although we knew his imperfections as early as when we were pregnant, we would still love him. I feel that the baby has been with us for a long time, but it's been a long time. Thank you for giving us sincere encouragement when we are most painful and hesitant!

Thank you for choosing me as your mother.

My wife gave birth to a baby girl and my husband basked in a circle of friends (Chapter III) 35. After experiencing all kinds of pains in life, I successfully gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket.

36. Come out to play with me from now on, son!

Thank you, son, for not causing your mother too much pain. Thank you for coming to us in good health. Mom and Dad will always love you!

38. Comrades who have given birth to daughters, look after your cabbage. My pig was slaughtered today.

39. Uninstallation succeeded! I like to mention X gold X two little lovers (little rival in love), and my wife has worked hard! From now on, we cannot father to protect you.

40. Because of your existence, laughter and laughter continue, my dearest baby, happy birthday and healthy growth.

4 1. At 23: 58 on the ninth day of the fifth lunar month, Gong Ju Jr. was born and weighed 3. 18kg. Mother and child are safe. Thanks to the concern of relatives and friends, wives and adults are affected.

42. I didn't expect the baby to come so soon. The baby should be healthy. Mom is looking forward to your arrival.

43. Get rich overnight.

44. It's ugly and unacceptable.

45. My pigs are out of the market. Those who grow cabbage, watch the cabbage!

46. I like to mention a new bare machine without instructions.

47. I'm out of the warehouse and feel good. The new earth people came to report.

48. It is reported that a large wave of children are approaching our mountain!

49. My wife and I spent a long 76 hours in the delivery room, and we deeply felt the hardships of giving birth. Now I just want to say: my wife has worked hard!

50. I have been looking forward to it for almost 30 years, and my former lover has finally arrived. From today, I will be the man who can hug me with both arms.