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What affectionate sentences have you collected that make people blush?

1.

All love stories are ancient,

I've tried all the positions I should have.

What else can I give you?

I think only the rest of my life is new.

You can choose to marry yourself one day,

It doesn't matter if you choose the rest, I will accompany you to the old age.

I know the world is not as beautiful as I thought.

One day you will grow old and I will die.

But I still have to thank fate after all.

No matter how it treats me.

At least let me meet you.

Rippy

2.

I also wasted my time.

Even reckless to death.

But because I fell in love with you.

Began to yearn for a long life.

health

Two demons in the world

Your smile is a kind of

It's another way that you don't laugh.

-Song Xiaojun's late-night love poems.

3.

Three three, I left you for a week today. Life is really unpleasant for travelers, because this week, I don't suffer from cars, colds and careless eating, but miss you too much.

4.

How I wish there was a doorway.

In the morning, the sun shines on the grass.

We are standing.

Grab the door leaf

The door is low, but the sun is shining.

The grass is bearing seeds.

The wind shook the leaves.

It's beautiful when we stand without talking.

Give you four walls, a bed and a new house.

Give you ten fingers, a tube of penis and a rogue.

Give you 380 billion sperm, 29,000 orgasms, and give you rest and madness.

Give you the stars, the moon and the sun, and give you all the light of the whole universe.

Give you sexual impulses, sexual fantasies, and give you a pair of breasts.

Give you an entrance, a paradise and an absurdity.

Give you 400 menstrual cycles, 500 eggs, countless kisses and a bride.

Give you tears, joy, sadness, give you a lifetime of debauchery.

Song Xiaojun's For You.

5.

A hundred little girls in the Spring Garden stood together, none of them were as beautiful as her eyebrows.

wei xiaobao

6.

You never steal anything.

But I love to laugh, so I never steal anything.

I learned to peek.

steal

7.

In the days to come,

My hair is getting less and less,

I write fewer and fewer sentences to you,

I have less and less time left,

But the world is eternal,

The stars are always there,

The sky is not old.

In the last few days,

It's hard for me to hug you,

It's hard for me to see you clearly,

It is hard for me to remember you,

But this heart is sincere,

For a hundred years,

A thousand years old is not cold.

Wright-Eminem Blando

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8.

That's very kind of you. I really love you. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet, so I can't say anything more touching.

Everyone has been eclipsed since I met you.

Incredibly, thinking that you are all safe, everything seems to be just a dream.

—— Wang Xiaobo

9.

I come from Lishui, Zhuji. On the way, I thought this was the place where you walked, and you could see Wenzhou City on the boat. I thought you were there. This Wenzhou city is like a treasure.

-Zhang Ailing

10.

I want to touch your face and hug your waist on the subway during rush hour.

Trying to kick your ass secretly when you are wearing a short skirt,

I want to hear you swear once in a while, fuck,

I want to push you with a shopping cart to buy bread, wine and condoms.

I want to date you like a stranger on Friday night after ten years of love.

I want to find a rainy day to sit on the windowsill and sing you love songs and read love letters, and then I won't buy them until you scold me.

I want to share an apple and French fries with you when you are old.

Tell the children if they were drunk when they were in the cell that night.

1 1.

How do I feel about you?

There's fog in my eyes,

Blow into the ear,

The water is at the waist,

Burning red in the mouth,

Cold feet,

Purulent discharge under the crotch.

12.

I wake up feeling that I love you very much.

I want to see the rain in the thatched pavilion, ants on the rockery, butterflies in love, spiders weaving webs, water, boats, clouds, waterfalls, and sweet sleeping Song Qingru.

I am, I am Song Qingru's supremacist.

If there are only two of us in the world, I will bully you to tears.

13.

I want nothing but to love you.

The storm swept through the valley.

The river is full of fish.

I make you as lonely as I am.

The whole world so that we can hide.

Day and night, so that we can understand each other.

In order not to see anything else in your eyes

I only see my imagination of you.

Only see the world in your imagination.

Your eyes control day and night.

I have no other desire except to love you.

14.

When I met you, my heart was filled with surprises, like finding an oasis in the endless yellow sand, sighing for me.

Talking to you, I feel uneasy, like looking for a way out in a minefield. God bless me.

Confess you, my heart is passionate, like swearing allegiance to the gods of heaven and earth. Ask heaven to be me.

Hug you, warm in my heart, like a cotton-padded coat in the cold winter. Fortunately, God loves me.

With you, my heart is surging, like a ship of Chu Hang in the vast sea. Thank god loves me.

A collection of sentences that say sadness in despair

Let people say a sad word in despair. You have changed, and I have changed. I can't go back to tenderness, tears streaming down my face, and the most familiar one makes me feel the most heartache.

2. This is the world. Some people chase you desperately, but they can't get you, but some people just smile at you and let you roll around and climb away.

It's chilly tonight, and tears always dry first and then fall. Sure enough, girls like me are not allowed to cry.

From now on, don't fall in love with you.

When you say you want to forget someone, you are destined to remember him for life.

6. Sometimes it is too easy to get emotional and touch your softest heart.

7. Why should I be disappointed and hide my tears in my heart? I think I should give up. I'm afraid of missing it, but I'm more afraid of wrong love.

8. When the sun rises tomorrow, we will be people from two worlds, and there will be no more relationship.

9. People who are most afraid of waiting are always waiting, but what can be saved is disappointment and helplessness.

10. I want to hug you. Even if the mountains and rivers are separated, the wind and rain are mixed, and the road is long, I can go through many obstacles to find it. You know I never dare to go, but if you don't love me, I won't even have the courage to stand on tiptoe.

1 1. The most shameless man in the world is the one who only promises to women, but never keeps his promise.

12. Sometimes loneliness is a good thing. A person can see the world more, walk more, spend time on business and become the kind of person he really likes.

13. Remember, on a rainy day, you said you would love me very much. Now, it's raining again, taking away all our vows.

14. Obviously nothing was done, and the story ended before it started. The beginning of the story is I love you, and the end of the story is I loved you.

15. With impeccable gentleness, why do you always feel overwhelmed?

16. I miss you in the blooming season. Do you miss me in the dying season?

17. No one can control your mood, only you don't indulge yourself, don't stay up late, no one has a story in mind, but you have learned to control it.

18. Everyone knows your happiness, and my mess has nowhere to hide.

19. I know I'm not a good recorder, but I like reviewing the road I've traveled more than anyone else. I not only stopped back, but also rushed forward angrily.

20. I finally understand that it is not because the world is too dark, but because people's hearts are too unpredictable.

Let people say sad sentences in despair. 2 1. I'm trying to get better, but unfortunately everyone doesn't agree.

22. There is a crash called incorrect password input, and there is a panic called account login in different places.

23. Deep powerlessness turns expectations into disappointment, and what you want to catch will eventually slip away.

24. Qi Shui sent a tear towel yesterday, and the red makeup has continued in the past.

25. I can't stand the disappointment coming and going, and I can't stand the betrayal again and again.

26. Broken contact, broken thoughts, the last hope has vanished, my heart is so tired, does it hurt?

27. I threw away so many clothes, left so many cities, and forgot so many familiar faces. Watching countless nights turned into dawn, but in the end I forgot that I was a nostalgic person.

28. Really don't put too many people into life, too much enthusiasm is always not cherished.

29. Maybe I have never stayed in your heart, maybe I can't put it down in your heart.

30. I still like you very much, like the wind has traveled eight thousand miles, without asking about the return date. I don't want to like you anymore, like the love between fish and eagle, which is far away.

3 1. There are always some songs that make us cry. But in fact, it is not the song itself that makes us cry, but the people hidden in the memories.

32. I thought everything was in the past. But the real person who didn't let me go was himself.

33. If the heart is small, all the little things will be big; When the heart is big, the big things are small; Look down on the vicissitudes of the world and feel safe inside.

34. Some people, the more they look at it, the stranger they feel, and some things, the more they think about it, the more they feel sad.

35. I am still wandering in the same place, waiting for the long-lost future.

In fact, when we were young, everyone was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined our lives.

37. People only know what they can't give up and what is true happiness once they have completely despaired.

38. People are always mutual. If you are sincere to me, I will be close to you. If you lie to me, I'll give you a perfunctory answer. People will be warm, don't be chilling!

No one can eliminate your pain, so don't let others take away your happiness.

40. Youth is so sad that we have learned to be sentimental in this season. If the years are quiet, rest your body and mind; If time is dark, experience more. The most puzzling thing in life is not that no one knows you, but that you don't know yourself.

I was so sad that I cried: It was you who convinced me that once I was serious, I would lose.

1. The feeling of disappointment is probably that I sent you a good night before going to bed. You didn't return for a long time, thinking that you were asleep, but you didn't receive a missed message when you woke up the next day.

All I care about is your humble flattery. Why should I pawn my youth for you without regret?

The vinegar that can't be eaten is the most sour, and the person who is tempted first is the most sour.

Finally, as you wish, I have regarded you as a normal person, and even a look at you is redundant.

I thought I would die without you. In fact, love can't kill people, it just sticks a needle in the most painful place, and then we become a doctor after a long illness.

6. You go to my dream every day, why don't you come back to me!

7. I indulge because I am afraid of losing. It turns out that this is the most humble way to retain.

8. Love someone with the most thorough courage at this age, and finally find that you don't have the courage to forget.

9. I always want to remind you to add clothes when it's cold, although I know it's unnecessary love.

10. "Is it divided?" "yes." "Who wants to share it?" "me." "Why, don't you love him very much?" "He doesn't love me. What's the use of keeping it?"

1 1. Has my tolerance for you become your capital to hurt me at will?

12. Don't think you are important in others' hearts. Maybe in their eyes, you are just a bitch.

13. Feelings always make people sad, just like you.

14. How disappointed you must be to be indifferent, indifferent and completely forgotten.

15. It's not that I pretend to be lofty, but that you miss me.

Sad QQ space makes you cry and laugh for a while.

1, why? I regret it and want to give up. Come to me.

Knowing that you have someone you like, my heart suddenly sank.

3. Sometimes it's not distrust, just because I care more than others and am more afraid of losing.

My heart has long died in a weak human emotion.

5, the so-called love, is that there is such a person, can easily control your emotions, one second makes you cry, the next second makes you laugh.

6. You said, look at the snow-white earth. The mood will be inexplicably good.

7. Squatting in a dark corner, secretly wiping away my painful tears.

8. Some things are not forgotten, but completely numb.

9, one day, we are no longer children, reaching out to our blue sky.

10, I want to send you a bunch of flowers, change your answer, and then turn around and leave.

1 1, giving you the simplest gentleness and the most extravagant happiness.

12, all bubbles, just a flash of fireworks, the so-called friendship, are too fragile.

13 students, let those sweet words of the evening be buried in your hearts and turned into beautiful memories!

14, youth is irretrievable water, which instantly disappears at the fingertips. It's hard to waste, but it's hard to regret.

15, Su Jin: [If life often kicks you, don't forget to slap it. It is better to fight than to cry.

16. Although my sister has no bangs, can your brother-in-law still love your sister?

17, sorry, don't tell others, just know it yourself.

18, actually I will hurt, but you won't care.

19, I just wanted to hide my nervousness when I accidentally touched your eyes, so I smiled so happily.

20, because I have never met, I have never been sad. Never happy.

2 1, slash my heart and say you love me, lover. You have a good sense of humor.

22, summer vacation life is ~ scolded at home, go out without money, a special day off.

23. Men and women are hard to distinguish within five meters, and people and animals are hard to distinguish within ten meters.

Don't be jealous, don't be sad, and let those who look down on you regret it.

25, walking tired, love annoying, sweet and weak.

26, the sky is blue, like the sea, who buried who.

27. Youth was conceived in such rebellion, left in such ignorance, and left us in such sadness!

28. I have only seen all of him, but I have never seen all of what he gave me!

29. Why do you always love to run to the ground?

30. I just want to love deeply and have no intention of hurting.

3 1, you can give me a cup, but it doesn't mean you can give it to me for life.

People who don't love you, whether you are reserved or active, will not fall in love with you until they die.

33. Pretending to be like a daughter's house, or giving you a Barbie doll for your birthday.

I miss you a thousand times a day, but you can't see me.

You are not as nostalgic as you think, and memories can't arouse your tenderness.

36. I miss you suddenly, my heart aches suddenly, my heart is suddenly upset, and I suddenly want to see you.

37. I am a very principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

38. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, one class is longer than six.

39. Always so weak, always looking at your back after you leave.

40. Love is like a glass of hard liquor. When it is knocked over by the first person, you can only add some water to the second person.