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Written to people with poor qualities (selected 63 sentences)

1. Give you sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you floods and you will flood; give you shit and you will eat.

2. After all, this is not a society that everyone loves, so you’d better restrain yourself.

3. It’s not your fault that you are mentally retarded, but it is your fault that you often lower other people’s IQ by asking mentally retarded questions.

4. Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level!

5. How dare I touch you? I’m afraid that I will impoverish myself by buying hand sanitizer.

6. All the words to describe stupidity in the world exist to express your IQ.

7. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly appearance, he will definitely give you a low IQ to avoid making you look uncoordinated.

8. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.

10. I have never done anything good in my life to get to know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

11. You said that you are such a beautiful woman who is so shy, how can you be so lacking in quality?

12. With money, you are still so superficial; without money, it can make you so cheap.

13. For those who have made the wrong choice, I strongly recommend that you sink immediately.

14. When I hold you, you are a cup, but when I let go, you are just a shard of glass.

15. What I want most is to be one of your teeth, because at least you will feel pain without me.

16. Although you are wearing perfume, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

17. I advise you to stay at home. Pets are not allowed to run around on the street.

18. If you tell lies about China’s local statistics, you will end up sooner or later. If you tell the truth, it will be over immediately.

19. Rely on other people’s mouth to understand me. Is your head used to increase your height?

20. It is a scientific research achievement that can remove your stupidity. After success, I can be transferred to the Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately!

21. It’s not your fault that you are stupid, but it is your fault that you have water in your head!

22. Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

23. Mediocrity will dry your soul until there is no trace of moisture, and then glory will pluck the deepest string of your soul.

24. You don’t have a big mouth, so how come you have so many pieces on a plate?

25. When I first fell in love with you, I was completely confused, but now I have finally shaken it off.

26. Don’t think that because you look rare, we should value the rare thing.

27. Time is like a butcher's knife, but you are so ugly that it cannot use it.

28. Remember, never look down on anyone. The person you look down upon today may be the God you cannot afford to offend tomorrow.

29. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

30. Even if you are a piece of shit, one day you will meet a dung beetle. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

31. Usually the person who is willing to stay and argue with you is the one who truly loves you!

32. If a person works hard to survive all the sadness, whatever you want in the future, time will give it to you.

33. Others have to fly a plane to hit the twin stars, but you only have to skydive to have the same power.

34. It’s not your fault that you are ugly. I know it. It’s so shameless. I can’t save you. Can you change it to something new? Oh my God!

35. If you learn to be sincere, I think the people around you will no longer vomit after you turn around.

36. You have countless spare tires and constant emotions, not because you are charming, but because you are cheap and versatile.

37. Look at you, look at the group of horses behind you, turning around and scaring away a million lions.

38. I don’t understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue cannot.

39. Birds of a feather flock together, but I have never seen anyone as attractive to dogs as you.

40. Go get a haircut and change your hairstyle. You look best with your face covered like this.

41. Although you are not a coward, you are his ancestor.

42. If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a gangster!

43. Your own glass heart was broken all over the floor, and it even pricked the feet of passers-by.

44. Don’t regard my kindness as a capital for your advancement. Put away your hypocritical face and pretend to be for those who need it!

45. After I met you, I finally understood what a freak is.

46. With your understanding, you may not understand even if I explain it. So, you continue to be confused.

47. It’s better to share the bullshit. If you don’t believe me, show your paper to your puppy and ask it to fart. Will it fart?

48. If you feel capable enough to play with me, I don’t mind staying with you till the end.

49. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.

50. String your heart and my heart together, and connect the mutton skewers to the flesh and blood.

51. The brain is a daily necessities, I hope you don’t treat it as a decoration.

52. People who say they don’t need to work too hard in front of you are working hard behind your back.

53. I am irritable because of adolescence, and you are mad because of menopause.

54. Don’t pretend to me that you live a wonderful life, and don’t wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?

55. I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.

56. The irony of the night is that as soon as you get used to the darkness, the sky will light up. And there's nothing you can do.

57. Now, male and female students, if you understand, please raise your hands.

58. You granite head! You don't even know this. You deserve to go to hell, not to hell.

59. I don’t know this. You deserve to go to hell, not to hell.

60. My dear, I love you as much as I am loyal to RMB. Are you satisfied?

61. You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human.

62. Your face is like a rotating glass plate in a hotel. You have to know that the radius of your face is more than 1m.

63. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.