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Talk about swearing in space

1. A moron with a defective brain can still graduate from elementary school. Your ability is extraordinary!

2. If the sky is sentimental, the sky will also grow old, you. Mommy's eyes are enlarged.

3. I really don’t know if you were born with poor growth, or if you were not fully evolved the day after tomorrow. Who wouldn’t want to vomit if you look like this?

4. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.

5. Do you really think you have a lot of weight? The third child should not be your wife, and Qiong Yao should not be your kiln sister.

6. I advise you to forget about it. The stars were shining brightly last night. I closed my eyes and made a wish before the meteor fell to turn you into a human. The meteor returned along the original path.

7. If you want to have sex, some people will advise you not to leave your body to avoid polluting the environment.

8. Even though your grandma’s ancestors are unruly, you should keep to yourself!

9. What do you say when I love you? What do you say you are when I don’t love you?

10. The fact that you have survived so many years of turmoil is a miracle in the medical and biological worlds! Not one of them!

11. I am Chinese and my soul is Chinese. It is impossible for me to learn English.

12. If you come, I will believe you will not leave. If you leave, I will treat you as if you have never been here. ——This is how we should treat fate and love.

13. If the other party wants to say, you think I am xx (xx can be replaced), you can answer, ah, it turns out you are not.

14. For a hateful guy like you, if you want to pretend to be cool and handsome, humans will have to use asexual reproduction, and you can only act like a shit in the TV series. Even Ruhua is 10 times more handsome than you. I want **Some people will only advise you not to leave corpses to avoid polluting the environment.

15. If you want to look cool, humans will have to use asexual reproduction. If you twist your hips while walking down the aisle, holding two glass balls in your hand, you can pick up cigarette butts all over the ground, and the big-bellied woman will see you. You will have difficulty giving birth.

16. Did you go out too fast? My brain can't keep up.

17. Suddenly I feel that you are very elegant, like the kind of model who takes pictures of treating men and women's diseases. I feel so confident!

18. If you want sex, only someone will advise you not to stay? body to avoid polluting the environment.

19. If all deception is called fickleness, then you are a pervert.

20. Look at you, you look like a scumbag who just crawled out of the swamp.

21. Someone said to me: "You are as smart as a pig." I became furious after hearing this! I know you, such an insult! I'm so sorry for the pig!

22. No matter how fat I am, I have also been on the road to losing weight.

23. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance; when I’m dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking brain.

24. Go to the School of Archeology quickly! What archaeological experts need most is someone like you who looks like you from ancient times!

25. You are really a smart idiot, a sane lunatic, a lively cerebral palsy, a cute dinosaur, a beautiful pig head, and a cripple with sound limbs.

26. The other party said: Notre Dame de Paris needs a bell ringer, go ahead! The intuitive answer is: What, you resigned from there?

27. Originally, we were all similar, but since you went crazy, I have learned what the difference is... I am not telling you, you are so obviously stupid!

28. I am not afraid if you hit me. I will go to Beijing to find my dad. My dad will take a machine gun and shoot you three times!

29. Your eyes are so small that even a microscope can’t see clearly.

30. I’m afraid if you are hanging colorful flags outside, you will already have colorful flags flying at home.

31. The smartest men pretend to be stupid, and the smartest women pretend to be coquettish.

32. Don’t worry, you won’t be in danger if you go out alone at night, because you look safe enough.

33. You look like you are wearing a helmet, camouflage uniform, and yellow rubber shoes. From a distance, you look like you belong to the Flying Tigers. When I got closer, I saw that you were collecting electricity bills: you had a screwdriver, a wrench, an electric pen, pipe pliers, and a plastic bag on you. There are a lot of things hanging underneath: in the front are swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, and in the back are sesame seed cakes, steamed buns, buns, and twists.

34. Even a flower is more than 10 times more beautiful than you.

35. Why are MDs a group of people whose minds are thinner than blood pores?

36. It’s good to know what you are.

37. Don’t think you can be domineering, take a look! No one is willing to obey you, unless you find a child on the roadside who gives you a lollipop and calls you ancestor.

38. You like to be a dog, but you don’t have enough IQ, but you still like to use your face to make up for it.

39. People who have lost their warmth, all you have left is **.

40. Others only need to stand when they dunk, but you forget about it and let the person dunk on you.

41. I think you are just wishful thinking!

42. As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury you.

43. Stop pretending to be innocent. Although you are younger than the old man of the century, you are not a member of the new generation. You are just a little brat who lives in the countryside and has no shop. Stop pretending to be innocent. .

44. How shameless are you when you want to pretend to be a beauty even though you have the appearance of a Pekingese?

45. Are you actually a... person?

46. I don’t dare to take it seriously. If you say you are ugly, look at you and you were kicked out of the beauty salon!

47. With your bird-like nature, you are so shameless, and you are holding up a small piece of shit, who are you trying to scare?

48. You are my Yulemei, so I can throw you away after drinking.

49. Don’t say that I ignore you, but that I can’t communicate with you as a biological person.

50. Look at you like that. At the class reunion that day, you didn’t dare to take off your shoes when you went to someone else’s house. Once you took off your shoes, the smell of the pickle vat filled the room. Wear a pair of stockings and expose your big heels!

51. The beauty of a gentleman is the beauty of an adult, a villain wins the love of others, and a bitch loves the love of others.

52. Is there any comparison between your toad and your frog? You will be able to understand the comparability of the two in your body, your silky nature and your ugly appearance.

53. Go back to your nest. I don’t want to see you. I feel sick when I see you.

54. Don’t think that because you look rare, we should value the rare thing.

55. Look at you, you have a face full of spicy sauce, a dog nose and a cat face, and you are still looking for a partner.

56. When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation.

57. Don’t think your smile is as mysterious as the Mona Lisa, but it can still be described as coquettish.

58. You look very abstract! You look very hazy! You look very vague! You look very...weird! Forgive me, I really can't describe you. I've never seen a ghost.

59. I can’t believe the evidence in front of me. The person who betrayed me turned out to be my closest brother.

60. Don’t challenge the IQ of normal people with the limits of your thinking.

61. Since you know that your quality is low, don’t go out, lest you ruin your bad reputation.

62. If I fuck your ass, you will look more disgusting than Sister Furong and more ecstatic than Sister Feng.

63. You must be the product of the union of your father’s ugliest sperm and your mother’s ugliest egg.

64. I am so kind, allowing a scum like you to get along so well.

65. There was a pig sitting at my table!

66. I drew a coffin, and inside it lies a bunch of you beasts. How kind I am to let you die together.

67. Hey, hey, who are you? You are an old American thief, you are brave, you have fat breasts, and your breasts are like landmines.

68. People who are not even as good as Sister Feng dare to say that they are beautiful women and are not afraid of making others laugh.

69. Although I am not a clean person by nature, I do like to be clean. Low-level creatures should not come near me. Thank you for your cooperation.

70. Don’t crowd around your two prosperous boys and shout all over the world that you are a tyrant with guts.

71. It doesn’t matter if you are beautiful or not, your mind is not bright yet, your limbs are not diligent and your grains are not separated. The most important thing is that you will fall off the chain at the critical moment. After you go out of the wall, make sure there is someone on the other side of the wall. ?

72. If you had known what to do earlier, your mother would have flushed you down the sewer if she had known earlier.

73. These days, some people roll when flying on airplanes; some people sink when making ships; some people derail when making trains; and some people kiss when making cars; so I advise you, if nothing happens, you are still in your mouse hole. It's better to stay and don't come out.

74. The birthplace of monsters in the world. All the livestock in the world are close relatives of your family. This is your honor and glory!

75. Nowadays, each of us is required to be a quality person, but why are there more and more people pretending to be B?

76. You can be a little thinner, so that it will be easier to get into the dog hole.

77. You were kicked by a donkey when you were born, and your head looks like shit.

78. People don’t like it when B describes you!

79. Your face smells worse than my feet.

80. You are like an elf with swollen ears and eye blisters, a nose full of alcohol residue, a crippled arm and a croaking leg, and a toad mouth.