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Enlightenment from life (if you understand a truth from some things, there must be a story)! ! !
A man was walking in the park when he met an old man sitting alone by the river fishing, which made him easy to talk to. The old man with white hair told me, "I fished all day and only caught a small fish." With that, he put the little fish back into the river. I was puzzled and asked, "Do you think this fish is too small?" The old man looked at me and smiled: "I don't care how big the fish is, but I caught a happy day!" " "What a wonderful philosophy of life, I suddenly realized. Since then, I have changed. I realize that harvest is very important, but the most important thing is to get a "happy" return.
My brother is closest to me in Changsha. He studies abroad and can only come back once a year on holidays. Getting together is always short-lived, and there will always be separation in the morning. I remember every time I sent my brother to the airport, I always cried and tugged at his hand and wouldn't let him go. Whenever this time, my brother will caress me and say, "When can I grow up?" Now that I have grown up, I no longer "send tears to my eyes". I will give my brother a lovely smiling face and say "bye-bye!" When I left. Maybe this is also a change. Life has made me more mature and learned to smile and say "bye-bye!" when I left. Smartly.
I used to care about other people's comments and would stubbornly argue with other people's rude abuse, but now? After years of life, I realized how ridiculous I was at that time. I can totally ignore it. Now I can gently erase those "cynicism and rude abuse" like dust, go my own way and let others say it! I feel so free and easy!
In the face of difficulties, I became stronger; In the face of success, I became more calm; In the face of choice, I became more decisive; face ...
Life is really wonderful. If you want to know, then I can proudly say: "My change is the most wonderful choice in life!" " "
1. A turkey is chatting with a cow. The turkey said, I wish I could fly to the top of the tree, but I don't have the courage. The cow said, why don't you eat some of my cow dung? They are very nutritious. The turkey ate a little cow dung and found that cow dung really gave it enough strength to fly to the first branch. The next day, the turkey ate more cow dung and flew to the second branch. Two weeks later, the turkey proudly flew to the top of the tree, but soon, a farmer saw it and quickly shot it down from the tree.
Survival 1: Bullshit will get you to the top, but you can't stay there.
The crow stands in the tree and does nothing all day. The rabbit saw the crow and asked, can I do nothing all day like you? The crow said, of course, why not? So the rabbit began to rest in the open space under the tree. Suddenly, a fox appeared. It jumped up, grabbed the rabbit and swallowed it.
Survival 2: If you want to stand and do nothing, you must stand very, very high.
A bird flies to the south for the winter. It was so cold that the birds almost froze. So, I flew to a large clearing, and a cow passed by and pulled a pile of cow dung on the bird. The frozen bird lay in the dunghill, feeling warm and waking up gradually. It lay in a warm and comfortable place and soon began to sing. A passing wild cat heard the noise and went over to see what was going on. Following the sound, the wild cat quickly found the bird lying in the dunghill and dragged it out to eat it.
Survival 3: Not everyone who shits you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of the dunghill is your friend. When you are lying in the dunghill, you'd better keep your mouth shut.
There is a bottle at the bottom of the sea, and there is a troll trapped in the bottle. 500 years ago, a fairy put a troll in a bottle. The troll once made a wish that whoever could pick up the bottle, open the cork and rescue him would be given a golden mountain. However, 500 years later, no one picked up the bottle. The troll was very angry. He cursed and said, "If anyone saves me in the future, I will swallow this person in one gulp." There was a young fisherman who cast a net for fishing. When he closed the net, he found an old bottle in it. He opened the cork. A thick smoke spewed out, slowly spewing out a troll bigger than a mountain. "Ha ha ha ha!" The troll's laughter made the waves rough. He said, "Young man, I should thank you for saving me, but you did it too late. If you had saved me a year earlier, you would have got a golden mountain! Alas, I've been waiting for 500 years, so I'm impatient. I made a bad wish to eat the person who saved me! " The young man was taken aback, but immediately said calmly, "hey, how can I hold you in such a small bottle?" You must be lying. Please go back to the bottle and show me! "
"Ha ha ha ha, I won't be cheated! The Arabian Nights has already told this ancient story. If I get into the bottle again and you plug it again, won't the story be over? " "What? Have you seen The Arabian Nights? You are really a learned man! Have you read Socrates' philosophical works? " "Ha ha! For 500 years, I have been hiding in a bottle, reading world classics and practicing hard, not to mention western classics. I have studied in universities in the East, the Doctrine of the Mean, the Analects of Confucius and Mencius. " "Ah, China seeks the historical records, you also have a lot of research? Is Mozi's work involved? " "Stop it, there is nothing wrong with the historical subset!" "However, I don't think you have read the manuscript of A Dream of Red Mansions. It is a rare version! " "Ha, ha, ha, you underestimate me. The collector of this book is me! Let me take it out and let you open your eyes! " The troll immediately turned into a thick smoke and slowly entered the bottle. At this time, the young fisherman stopped the bottle without hesitation.
To understand the meaning of a book, we should use the knowledge in it flexibly, instead of studying hard and talking on paper.
Once upon a time, two hungry people were blessed by an elder: a fishing rod and a basket of huge fresh fish. One of them asked for a basket of fish and the other asked for a fishing rod, so they parted ways. The person who got the fish built a bonfire with dry wood and cooked the fish on the spot. He wolfed down the fish and didn't taste the meat of the fresh fish. In a flash, he ate all the fish and soup. Soon, he starved to death by the empty fish basket. The other man continued to starve with a fishing rod, and walked hard to the seaside step by step, but when he saw the blue ocean not far away, his last strength was exhausted and he could only die with endless regrets.
Two hungry people also got a fishing rod and a basket of fish from their elders. It's just that they didn't part ways, but agreed to look for the sea together. They only cook one fish at a time. After a long journey, they came to the seaside. From then on, they began to make a living by fishing. A few years later, they built a house, had their own family, children and a fishing boat made by themselves, and lived a happy and healthy life.
A person who only cares about immediate interests will eventually get short-term happiness; One should aim high, but face the real life. Only by organically combining ideal with reality can we become a successful person. Sometimes, a simple truth is enough to give people meaningful life enlightenment.
6. When one of Confucius' students was cooking porridge, he found something dirty falling into the pot. He quickly scooped it up with a spoon and was about to dump it, when it suddenly occurred to him that a porridge and a meal were hard to come by. So I ate it. /It happened that Confucius walked into the kitchen and thought he was stealing vegetables, so he taught the classmate who was in charge of cooking. After the explanation, everyone suddenly realized. Confucius said with emotion, "What I saw with my own eyes is not true, let alone hearsay?"
Revelation: selling business is an organizational business, because there are many people and many personnel problems. From time to time, we will hear words that distinguish right from wrong. For example, when a company attacks another company, it often confuses right from wrong and affects confidence. Therefore, it is necessary to find out the truth of the matter, and don't believe rumors easily, so that the hard-earned cause will not be destroyed.
7. A scholar went to Beijing for the third time to catch the exam and stayed in a shop where he often lived. Two days before the exam, he had three dreams. The first dream is that he grows cabbage on the wall. The second dream is that it is raining. He is wearing a hat and an umbrella. The third dream is that he is lying naked with his beloved cousin, but his back is to his back.
These three dreams seem to have some profound meanings, so the scholar hurried to find fortune-telling dreams the next day. Hearing this, the fortune teller patted his thigh continuously and said, "You'd better go home. Think about it, isn't it futile to grow vegetables on high walls? Isn't it unnecessary to wear a hat and an umbrella? Isn't it impossible to lie naked in a bed with my cousin, but back to back? "
Hearing this, the scholar was disheartened and went back to the store to pack his bags and prepare to go home. The shopkeeper was surprised and asked, "Isn't there an exam tomorrow? How did you go back to your hometown today? " When the scholar said this, the shopkeeper was happy: "Hey, I can interpret dreams, too. I think you must stay this time. Think about it, isn't it high to grow vegetables on the wall? Doesn't wearing a hat and an umbrella mean that you are prepared this time? Lying naked in bed with your cousin doesn't mean you should turn over? "
Hearing this, the scholar made more sense, so he took the exam happily and got a flower exploration.
Positive people, like the sun, shine wherever they shine, while negative people, like the moon, are different on the fifteenth day of the first month. Ideas determine our lives. What kind of ideas, what kind of future.
One day, the city zoo found that the kangaroo had escaped from its cage, so they held a meeting to discuss and agreed that the height of the cage was too low. So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 10 meter to 20 meters. As a result, the next day they found that kangaroos were still running outside, so they decided to raise the height to 30 meters again.
I didn't expect to see all the kangaroos running outside the next day. The keeper was very nervous and decided to raise the height of the cage to 100 meters.
One day a giraffe was chatting with some kangaroos. "Do you think these people will continue to keep your cage?" Asked the giraffe.
"It's hard to say." Kangaroo said, "If they continue to forget to close the door!" " "
In fact, many people are like this. They only know that there is a problem, but they can't grasp the core and foundation of the problem.
9. In a small village, there was a very heavy rain, and the flood began to flood the whole village. A priest prayed in church and saw that the flood had flooded his knees. A lifeguard came to the church with a sampan and said to the priest, "Father, come up quickly!" " ! Otherwise the flood will drown you! "The priest said," no! I am convinced that God will come to save me. You should save others first. "
Before long, the flood had flooded the priest's chest, and the priest had to stand on the altar reluctantly. At this time, another policeman came by speedboat and said to the priest, "Father, come up quickly, or you will really drown!" " "The priest said," No, I want to keep my church. I believe that God will come to save me. ".You'd better save others first. "
After a while, the flood flooded the whole church, and the priest had to hold on to the cross at the top of the church. A helicopter came slowly, and the pilot put down the rope ladder and shouted, "Dad, get up quickly. This is the last chance. We don't want to see you drown in the flood! " ! "The priest still said firmly," No, I want to keep my church! "God will save me. You'd better save others first. God will be with me! ! "
The flood rolled in, and the stubborn priest was finally drowned ... The priest went to heaven and saw God. He was very angry and asked, "Lord, I have devoted my life to serving you with trepidation." Why don't you save me! " God said, "Why can't I save you? The first time, I sent a sampan to save you, and you didn't want it. I thought you were worried about the danger of the sampan. The second time, I sent another speedboat, but you still don't want it; The second time, I treated you as a national guest and sent a helicopter to rescue you, but you still refused to accept it. So, I thought you were anxious to come back to me, and you could stay with me. "
In fact, too many obstacles in life are caused by excessive stubbornness and ignorance. When others lend a helping hand, don't forget that only when we are willing to lend a helping hand can others lend a helping hand! ! !
10, the little boy asked his father, "Does the father always know more than the son?"
Dad replied, "Of course!"
The little boy asked, "Who invented the electric light?"
Dad: "It's Edison."
The little boy asked again, "Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"
Strangely, people who like seniority are particularly prone to get into fights. Authority is often just an empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in today's pluralistic and open era. )
1 1. Father and son passed by the door of a five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who ride this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs! The father replied airily: "People who say such things must have no money in their pockets! 」
(Note: Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude? )
12. After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, while father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. It was the son who looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear. 」
Note: We are used to judging others and ourselves by different standards, so that we are often strict with ourselves. )
13. Two Taiwan sightseeing groups visited Izu Peninsula in Japan. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere. One of the tour guides repeatedly apologized and said that the road was just like pockmarked. Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists: Ladies and gentlemen, the road we are taking now is the famous Izu charming dimple avenue. 」
(Note: Although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How beautiful your thoughts are and how you think about them are up to you. )
14, also a third-grade primary school student, said in his composition that his future wish is to be a clown. China's teacher denounced it as: "Without ambition, you can't teach a boy!" ! Teachers who bring foreign countries will say, "May you bring laughter to the whole world! 」
(Note: As elders, we not only tend to demand more than encourage, but also have a narrower definition of success. )
15. In the Palace Museum, a lady said impatiently to her husband, "I asked you why you walked so slowly. So you always stop to look at these things. 」
(Note: Some people only know how to rush on the road of life, and as a result, they lose the opportunity to see beautiful flowers on both sides. )
16, my wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband has been nagging: slow down. Watch out! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly. Shovel it up quickly, there is too much oil! Level the tofu! "Well," the wife blurted out, "I know how to cook." "Of course you know, madam," the husband replied calmly. I just want you to know how I feel when I am driving and you are chattering around. 」
(Note: It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other side's perspective and position. )
17. A bus full of passengers quickly went down the hill, followed by a man. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! " "I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I am the driver of this car!"
(Note: Some people must work hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be tragic! But it is precisely because of the need to go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed. )
18.a: "The new neighbors are so hateful. Last night, in the dead of night, he knocked on my doorbell. 」
B: "How hateful! Did you call the police immediately? 」
A: "No, I think they are crazy. Keep playing my trumpet. 」
Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your mistakes first, the answer will be different. When you have a sudden dispute, first think about whether you are lost in your heart, and maybe you can let it go soon.
19. One day, Zhang San was driving on a mountain road. While he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, suddenly a truck came in front of him, and the grinning driver rolled down the window and shouted at him, "pig!" "
Zhang Sanyue thought more and more puzzled, more and more angry, so he rolled down the window and turned to curse: "You are the pig!" "
No sooner had he finished cursing than he ran into a group of pigs crossing the road.
Don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only hurt yourself and humiliate others. Before unknown so, you should learn to hold back your emotions and observe patiently so as not to regret it afterwards. )
20. Xiaoming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap in the shower, and his mother called the family doctor for help in a panic. The doctor said, "I still have a few patients here." It may take half an hour to get there. "
Xiaoming's mother said, "What should I do before you come?"
The doctor said, "Give Xiaoming a cup of boiled water, and then jump hard, so that Xiaoming can blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time."
(Note: Take it easy, take it easy, why life is too tense. Now that it has happened, why not face it frankly? It's better to rest assured if you are worried, and it's better to be poor and happy if you are nervous. )
2 1, there is a strong big lock hanging on the gate, and an iron bar took a lot of effort, but it still can't be pried open. The key came and his thin body got into the lock hole. With a slight turn, the big lock opened with a bang.
Die-hard asked strangely, "Why can't I open it after all my efforts, but you open it easily?"
The key said, "Because I know his heart best."
Everyone's heart is like a locked door, no matter how thick the iron bar is, it can't be pried open. Only by caring can we turn ourselves into a delicate key, enter other people's hearts and understand others.
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