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Let me start with a classic.

★ You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt. ?

★ Format yourself just to delete you! ?

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money. ?

The secret of staying young is to have a restless heart. ?

★ What is romance? Send her 99 roses when you know she doesn't like you. What is waste? Just know that she likes you and send her 99 roses. ?

★ Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field. ?

★ The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover. ?

★ Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position. ?

★ Men are most afraid of being said to be small, and women are most afraid of being said to be old. ?

★ It is the greatest sorrow for people to ask for something, give up, and get it at all costs. ?

★ When you know me, I don't know you; I know you when you like me; I like you when you love me; I fell in love with you when you left me. ?

Happiness is a comparative level, and you can't feel it until something is at the bottom. ?

★ One "take it" is better than ten "I'll give it to you". ?

★ The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former. ?

★ Some things, knowing that they are wrong, must be adhered to because they are unwilling; Some people, knowing their love, have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, knowing that there is no road, we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

★ He is diligent and just fell in love with you; He is clumsy because he loves you deeply; He's calm, but he's tired of you. ?

Look back once in a while, otherwise you will keep looking and never know what you have lost.

You are the master of words before you say them, and you become the slave of words after you say them. ?

★ The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever. ?

★ Men's mission is sacred and firm: First, defend the motherland! The second is to listen to your own woman! ?

★ When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is just ready to forgive our naivety. ?

Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers. ?

★ Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor. ?

★ When I was a child, I felt that my father was not simple, then I felt that I was not simple, and then I felt that my children were not simple. ?

★ The biggest sorrow of people is that they want something, but they don't give it up and don't hesitate to get it. ? ★ No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor. ?

People make mistakes, mostly because they think too much when they should use their true feelings, and they are too emotional when they should use their brains. ?

Freedom is not doing what you want to do, but not doing what you don't want to do. ?

The most terrible thing in life is not that I don't know what tomorrow will be like today, but that I have watched it all my life, but I can't change it. ?

The degree of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him. ?

The world won't care about your self-esteem, people will only look at your achievements. Don't overemphasize self-esteem until you achieve something. Bill Gates?