I am urgently looking for a sketch about robbing a bank.

My hijacking experience

A: Hello everyone.

B: I haven’t seen you for a while.

A: I was busy some time ago. Busy.

B: What are you busy with?

A: Why are you asking about this? Can you talk about your cross talk properly?

B: What? Not interested in asking about this?

A: Do you really want to know?

B: I really want to know.

A: So many people here say this is inconvenient.

B: What’s so shameful? inconvenient?

A: What does it mean to be shameful? It scares you to say it.

B: Hahaha. ． ． ．

A: Look at you like that? I know "hehehe..." all day long.

B: Don’t talk about that. What have you been busy with?

A: I went to hijack the plane.

B: What? Hijacking?

A: Yes. Hijacking.

B: This is quite fun. Tell me what happened?

A: What do you think of this person? Hijacking is a very serious matter.

B: Ah

A: With a smile like yours, let alone hijacking. ． ． ． ．

B: What?

A: You can’t even board the plane.

B: Is it difficult for you to hijack your machine?

A: What do you think of this person? Look at this guy? Do you think hijacking a plane is like drinking tofu nao? --How much does a bowl of your tofu puffs cost? Fifty cents? Give me ten dollars.

B: Am I a donkey? Ten dollars? Did I drink me?

A: That’s right, you couldn’t drink tofu nao for ten yuan, so why did you hijack the plane?

B: Can you drink it together?

A: You said you are this person. How about saying you are stupid? I am making an analogy. For example, you know? I can’t cure you.

B: I have a total of ten yuan for soy milk. ． ． ． ． ． ． ． ．

A: Come on, come on. By the time you finish calculating how many bowls of soy milk cost ten yuan, the people here will have almost left.

B: One five is five, two five is ten. ． ． ． ． ． ．

A: Huh? Do you really think so?

B: What else should we do?

A: I’m going to take my life. I've never met anyone as stupid as you. I said it all, just an example. For example, you know?

B: Oh. Then tell me what's so difficult about hijacking?

A: What’s so rare about hijacking a plane? Say it and scare you to death. Just ask, what if the hijacking happens during thunder and rain? If the captain gets frightened and faints, who will fly the plane? What if you suddenly stutter during the hijacking? if. ． ． ． Right? ． ． What if Guo Degang's cross talk happened to be playing during the hijacking?

B: Is it such a coincidence?

A: How about saying that you are uneducated? Have you ever heard of robbing a bank?

B: I’ve heard of it. What?

A: Do you know how people rob banks abroad?

B: I don’t know. I don't rob banks very much.

A: People line up to rob banks abroad.

B: Wait a moment. What does it mean to line up to rob a bank? Are there so many people robbing banks?

A: It’s really hard to talk to you. What I mean by queuing up is that he is just like other people - queuing up. It's not like we in China rush in with their heads covered, snakeskin bags and guns - beating, beating, beating. ． ． ． ． I haven't been able to type it out for a long time. The service attitude of banks now is really good. The lady from the bank asked in a soft voice: Sir, can I help you with anything? The bank robber was confused at the time. ． ． ． Um? Why am I here? Forgot. Look at my memory. Wait a minute and let me think about it. The lady waved her hand like this: Sir, could you please let the gentleman behind you do it first? Think about it slowly. It's still early for us to get off work.

B: Is there anyone who robs a bank like this?

A: Of course. When people rob banks abroad, they need to have a certain demeanor. Holding the number in his hand, he stood in line as usual, as if nothing had happened. When it was his turn, he lined up the note and handed it over - knowing the paper

What's written on the note?

B: Invite the lady to dinner?

A: Eat? How come you know how to eat all day long? Why are you here?

B: Robbery.

A: Still. There were two words written on the note - robbery. The bank lady threw the note out at that time -

B: Throw it out?

A: The handwriting is unclear. Rewrite.

B: Is there such a thing?

A: Is there such a thing? That's not all, there is something even more amazing.

B: Is there anything more amazing?

A: Of course.

B: Tell me.

A: There was a time when someone robbed a bank abroad. As soon as the words "rob a bank" were spoken, 20 or 30 guns were pulled out next to them?

B: Twenty or thirty guns?

A: Do you know what’s going on?

B: What’s going on?

A: Just in time for the FBI to pay wages.

B: This is unlucky.

A: It would be much harder for me to hijack a plane than this.

B: How difficult is it?

A: How difficult is it? Have you ever heard of a Tang poem?

B: Tang poetry?

A: Whether it’s hard or not, just treat yourself as two hundred and five. Tired or not, you just have to suffer.

B: Is this a Tang poem?

A: Tang poetry.

B: Does this exist in Tang poetry?

A: Let me tell you about my hijacking this time.

B: OK, tell us.

A: Just like Guo Degang said, if this person is unlucky, the remaining tooth will have to be stuffed.

B: How do you say this? Why is a tooth plugged?

A: Let’s eat lotus root.

B: Oh. Such a tactic.

A: The day started off poorly.

B: What’s wrong?

A: I just arrived at the ticket gate that day. Guess what?

B: What’s wrong?

A: I didn’t bring my ID card. This makes me anxious. It's more urgent than Daolang being unable to catch the No. 8 bus on the second floor. What to do with this? Fortunately, I stayed calm in the face of danger. As the saying goes, a dog will jump over the wall when it is in a hurry.

B: This word is used well.

A: Don’t add to the chaos. This will make you not care whether the words are used well or not. I asked the person next to me: Hey, buddy, lend me your ID card.

B: Do you care if others borrow it? Can it be done?

A: It doesn’t matter whether it works or not. Borrow it first and then talk about it. I borrowed my ID card. I handed it to the ticket gate - (No, this is not you) I said, why is it not me? This is when I was young. Anyway, I finally boarded the plane. As soon as we sat down, the announcement in the plane started to speak: Hello passengers, I am very glad that you are traveling on our K1151 flight. Our flight is from Beijing, China to the capital of Haiti. ． ． ．

B: Wait a moment. Where to fly?

A: How could I know?

B: You hijack the plane if you don’t know where it’s going?

A: I took a closer look at my ticket. Is it not flying to Haiti? But I wanted to hijack the flight to New York?

B: So what’s going on?

A: Later I found out that the flight to New York was L1151. I think L1151 is Linke. K1151 is a fast car, this one is faster and this one is faster. ． ． ．

B: Do you think this is a train?

A: No matter what you say, just make peace with it as it comes.

B: You are quite good at finishing words.

A: How about the air ticket money is not wasted? There is no place for reimbursement.

B: No one will reimburse you for this.

A: If you want to fly to Haiti, just fly to Haiti. Anyway, it's not far from the United States. I want the owner of the machine to wind it up for me.

B: There is no way around it.

A: What?

B: Not enough oil.

A: Isn’t there a gas station?

B: Gas station? Is that for refueling the plane?

A: It doesn’t matter who you cheer for. I give you money, but he doesn’t give you extra? Don't complain to him.

B: Even if you kill him, you won’t be able to add more.

A: It’s hard to wait for the plane to take off. I'm just about to get up and do the robbery. The stewardess came over: Sir, what would you like to drink? I said go away, go away, didn't you look at what I was busy with? Don’t drink, don’t drink. The flight attendant walked away, and I suddenly remembered something. ． ． ． ．

B: What’s the matter?

A: Drinking alcohol makes people brave. I called the stewardess back: Is there any wine? Highly? Liquor. The stewardess said: Sorry sir, drinking is not allowed on the plane. How about I pour you a glass of orange juice? I don’t want pure juice, it’s a lot of trouble, and I have to go to the toilet after drinking it. The flight attendant was delighted: Sir, wouldn’t it be troublesome if you didn’t go to the toilet after drinking? I said why is it troublesome? If you drink it but don't excrete it, how heavy will you be? I thought it was right. Don't tell me that this flight attendant is very capable.

B: Only you can encounter this.

A: I said I can’t drink it either. I fell down without wine. Where is your captain? The attitude of the stewardess is so good. What does sir have to do with our aircraft owner? I said it's nothing, just playing. The flight attendant was happy again: If you want to play with the captain, then don’t we all have to do it? I said I don’t have time to be poor with you. Are you from Beijing? The flight attendant was even more happy: Sir, how did you know that I am from Beijing? Is it my standard Beijing dialect? I said it's not your standard of Beijing dialect, it's that you are just like Beijingers - extremely poor. I said I'm looking for your captain to hijack the plane. The stewardess fainted at that time, and I finally woke her up by pinching her. What do you think the stewardess said when she woke up?

B: What?

A: One day no one will come to hijack the plane.

B: You can pull him down.