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Super popular personal remarks about Singles’ Day - spend this Singles’ Day well

Super popular personal remarks about Singles’ Day - spend this Singles’ Day well

Drinking wine alone in silence, the most miserable life in the world is this... …

The first line: Male bachelors, female bachelors, every minute of freedom; the second line: One point more, one point less, cherish every minute of freedom; Horizontal line: I wish you a happy Singles’ Day on November 11

Singles’ Day is here, and I wish the married nunchucks all the best; the lovesick sticks in love to be happy and sweet; the single sticks to have a bright future; no matter how big or small they are, Stick, small stick, male stick, female stick. Happy Sticks

I thought that having one pair on each side on November 11th was not in line with the bleak atmosphere of Singles’ Day, but on November 1st, looking askance at the other pair over there, suddenly felt a sense of coldness. A gorgeous and awesome temperament, a golden light from the sky, a kind of cup falling from the sky

The flowers are similar year after year, year after year... the people are the same - still the same person...

My birthday happens to be November 11th. My house number is No. 11. I am in Class 11 in middle school, No. 11 in college, and my dormitory is Room 1011. After work, I work on the 11th floor. No wonder I don’t have a girlfriend now. I’m depressed. ...

It’s hard to be single, you’re already twenty-five, and your clothes are torn and there’s no one to mend them.

Heaven is about to entrust great responsibilities to people here, and they must first work hard on their determination. It’s not that God doesn’t help us, but that God trusts us. Hey guys

It doesn’t matter that we are singles, but I’m afraid that those who find a girlfriend will say they are no longer single. What’s so great about having a girlfriend? Other girls may not marry you. Spending money on other people's wives is still happy, but in fact we are very wise and foolish.

How happy are we singles, floating among thousands of flowers, how can we be like the good gentleman who hangs himself on a tree, so sad

Everyone is single, the world No one wants the beauties! Hold on! Victory belongs to us

Although I am not a bachelor at the moment, I am always "married young people enjoy the benefits of being unmarried".

Tonight, I want to find a beautiful girl and say "no" to her

Singles' Day is coming, let us stick to the ideological line that I am a bachelor and I am happy, and use my The principle is that I am the master of the world, and the strategic policy is to establish a career first and then start a family, adhere to liberalism and independence, and cherish every remaining day before marriage

Singles' Day has a code word. If you look carefully, you will know that Singles' Day is not practical. Choosing 11 is anti-meaning; if you are single but you are a couple, you are building a plank road but you are in a warehouse, you are partying side by side, you are not a bachelor if you are in a pair.

One day I met an old classmate who had a wife and children, and I told him loudly: I have not fallen yet. If you meet someone like yourself who is still wandering outside the besieged city, comfort him: We are all extremely strong and good comrades. If we stick to the end, if singles from all over the world unite, victory will definitely be ours.

When walking alone on the road, you can walk as fast as flying, without squinting. I don’t love beautiful women, I only love myself. You can also walk like a snail, looking left and right, looking for beautiful women that attract your attention. If he catches someone who makes his eyes dazzle, he will stare at her. I am a bachelor, who am I afraid of?

I insist on going to the gym every day, and I will never accept compliments about my good health. There is only one thing I can accept: men are so good, and it feels so good to give people an electric shock.

Change your clothes, change your hairstyle, and have a good time during this God’s Day.

① No gifts will be accepted for the holiday today, only girlfriends will receive gifts ② Singles have fun, singles have fun, if one person is full, the whole family will not be hungry. Being single is hard, being single is hard, you are already twenty-five, and your clothes are torn and there is no one to mend them. . ③The first line: Male singles, female singles, every minute of freedom; the second line: One point more, one point less, cherish every minute of freedom; Horizontal line: I wish you a happy Singles' Day on November 11th! ④ There is no one in the long night Accompany, sleep alone with beautiful scenery in the morning.

I am a bachelor, I am invincible, I am a bachelor, I am glorious, I am a bachelor, I am chic, I am a bachelor, who am I afraid of? November 11th is here, I wish all the bachelors in the world to be brave, high-spirited and energetic. Take the other half