When will someone improve my humor?

Does anyone want such a girlfriend? I can't support myself.

Similar to humor, there are:

1, in fact, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

The people who live near Zhu Zhechi are black. Please stay away from me in the future. I don't want you to be beautiful, too

3, I can't see my beloved, and I feel that all my new clothes have been bought for nothing.

4. I finally know why most couriers are men, because most shoppers are women.

5, you can call me Gao Shuai rich, but you say! Say it!

You can come to me when you are in a bad mood, and I will try my best to make your mood worse.