A classic sentence is very funny: there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.

1. The alarm clock only woke up my shell, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart. I think it's a hooligan's behavior for a girl to say that she is cold when she is alone. 3. Many things are supported by satiety, such as losing weight. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: sleepy in spring, sleepy in summer and sleepy in autumn. Good friends don't need too many, just two. One is willing to lend you money, and when he asks you for a debt, the other is willing to kill him. 6. What is the most beautiful thing? I love you? But? You lost weight? . 7. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba. It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, please buy me a coat 9. The pupil changed from a brat to a goddess, and I changed from a brat to a big boy. 10. The best state of love is that you leave a big pile of money and tell me before you go out every day. Flowers! You don't love me if you can't spend it all today! ? 1 1. When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink. You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy. 12. I said to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream. 13. There is only one Bruce Lee in the world, and there are thousands of imitators. I am one of them, Li Fujun. 14. Money makes women, and you make me. 15. You tell me to roll, and I will roll; You called me back, I'm sorry! I'm already gone! 16. Now all the performers are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, those who can't write books are acting, and those who can't play are singing again. Showbiz is a circle. 17. I love you. How many women did you send it to with Ctrl+v? 18. Not geography, but physics. This is not physics either. This is bullshit 19. Regret now, why at the beginning; It is better to fight for the future than to regret the past. 20. Women are called capital than men are called perverts.

2 1. A mirror was installed in the stairs of the school, telling us that ugly people should read more books. 22. People like me who don't even know a few famous brands sometimes don't even feel that others are showing off their wealth. 23.iphone is thinner, ipad is thinner, Oreo is thinner, and even feelings are thinner. Homework Jun, when will you get thinner? 24. I have an empty heart, but God gave me a big aunt's body. 25. Some boys don't even know what a girl's personality is like. Just look at a photo and say whether you like it or not. It's called buying food. 26.？ I want to go to the bathroom to calm down? Eating shit can't solve the problem? 27. What's wrong with shorty, what's wrong with shorty, what's wrong with shorty, what's wrong with shorty, I'm sure you can't lift your head when you see me, and you're still so proud. 28. I hate those who tell me? Why did you give up treatment? Nonsense, it seems that I have been saved. 29. My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it. 30. People who love to play tricks, please stay away from me. We are different.