Qq tells funny words and sentences.

1. The people who live in the local area are so poor that it rains almost every day!

2. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans in the world? Students answer: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Boiling Goat, Lazy Goat.

After the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines plane, all countries are actively looking for the whereabouts of the plane, but some people are still playing cards, playing games, singing, gathering and chatting, and don't know how to give some love to help find it. It's really sad Anyway, I've looked everywhere in front of my house, and I haven't seen Malaysia Airlines' plane. I tried my best, which is right for my country. ...

He said to me affectionately, "don't forget that you are not alone!" " I said excitedly, "Really?" He said, "Yes, you are a pig. . . . "

5. "I'm almost in grade three. What if I feel old? " "die at once, and then everyone will say that you left at a young age."

6. When I was a child, I wrote essays to help the elderly. Now that I think about it, I'm so bold!

7. For the senior high school entrance examination, what I can do is to help you lower the admission score. That's all I can do. . .

8. Lei Feng's good deeds were recorded in his diary, although he didn't leave his name.

9. "How can I quickly become a schoolmaster?" "Back to the first grade of primary school!"

10. "Dad, where are you going?" "I want to give you a parent-teacher conference."

1 1. If the road is rough, just shout and go on.

12. In math class, when I didn't even understand the topic, the teacher and Xueba had a crazy exchange, and then they worked it out smoothly in various ways. I feel as if there are two dogs at home. They growled at each other, and I listened to them every day, but I didn't know what they were saying.

13. Know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

14. My girlfriend was in a bad mood the other day and suddenly asked me, "Do you remember what I told you that time?" "Which time?" "You really don't remember, get out!"

15. But I went back anyway, because I thought it would be a lifelong regret if I couldn't leave my footprints behind such a wonderful speech. Please forgive my selfishness! No amount of flowery words can describe the wonderful degree of this conversation, so I just want to say: your conversation is so touching! Please don't stop creating!

16. "What are the two little guys on the giraffe's head?" "It's a deer, and the zoo wifi depends on it!"

17. "I haven't seen a movie for a long time. I don't know if Conan has become one piece. " "When I became mayor, I saved the world with seven dragon balls. Later, I returned to Yangcun to continue to be the village head. Finally, Snow White and I gave birth to seven gourd dolls. "

18. Mental patients have a wide range of ideas, and mentally retarded children are much happier.

19. It's really a pit these days. You can meet your ex-girlfriend by buying a condom!

20. I hope my RMB can love each other and give birth to many small RMB.

2 1. "I regard money as dirt." "Then all you think about all day is shit."

22. A senior picked up a junior in public and kissed her face. The schoolmate immediately got angry and shouted shameless! Senior stare blankly for a moment, decisive kiss.

23. When the document broke out, Xiao Ming looked at the big fork in the book and said indignantly, "It's so unfair! In what era, the ancients can write time flies, why can't I write time as a cannonball! "

24. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!

I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life.

26. Find friends, find girlfriends, kiss and hold hands, and have children at night. ...

27. What is a sense of security? Just finished the exam, some scholars read the same answer as you.

28. Don't turn your avatar into your own, or it will be unlucky to go offline.

29. When I hate someone, if the other person suddenly says that he likes me, I don't hate him so much, because I can't hate a person with vision.

30. There are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You belong in the middle, so ugly.

3 1. Love that doesn't aim at marriage is all about raising a husband for others.

32. Aren't you afraid your balls will catch cold if you cheat so well?

33. "What's it like to be in a long-distance relationship?" "Like a widow!"

34. "Why is the RMB so expensive?" "Because Grandpa Mao is an endorsement."

35. You are bragging here again. The foreman has been looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still two trucks of cement to be unloaded. The foreman said that you won't get a penny if you don't pay back your salary of more than 300 yuan 10. And the village chief called me to tell you that widow Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage and told you to go back to find her tomorrow when you got paid. Your nephew's DNA test results came back. Your nephew is not yours and your sister-in-law's. Aunt Zhang next door also went to the village and made a rough case, saying that you would forget about peeking at her bathing five years ago. Go back to the village with peace of mind. The village has electricity, telephones and roads. Stop fooling around and talking nonsense.

36. Just after leaving the gate of the community in the morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!

37. I saw you fall in the street that day, and I was worried to death. I hope reality can click "like" in the lower right corner like the Internet.

38. If you make a mistake and are caught by the teacher, say to the teacher, "Teacher, just treat me like a fart and leave me alone."

39. But gold always shines, so you can only reflect light.

40. I saw a child playing with CF and found that he was blowing the computer screen hard. I took a closer look and told him that smoke bombs could not be blown away.

Qq, talk about short and sad sentences.

First, you are good everywhere, but you are never old.

Second, every step of walking, such as farming, is digging and burying. It's sharpened, but it's not sharpened.

Third, I am at large, just as you are at large, I am on campus, reflecting you on campus.

Fourthly, the emptiness that I can't give up permeates the impression of sunrise.

Unexpectedly, we shook the moonlight, ran to the nebula, made an appointment with a light snow, and were silent all night.

6. Your palm is the only refuge for the lost.

Seven, miss the flowers, long in the crowded waves, noisy push in front of the cliff.

Eight, the door curtain, next to the curtain, vaguely bed-shaped figure, silent and quiet.

Nine, eyeliner climbing the frontier sunrise song, I am a rare star guarding the city.

Ten, how many days, I looked up at the sky on the canvas and covered us with dark blue and pale clouds.

Live a carefree life with a willing attitude.

Twelve, I am wrapped, wrapped by reality.

Thirteen, I miss you, before the last winter rain fell, fell into my already empty soul.

The rain finally soaked everything.

15. Always be transparent, and be satisfied that the wrinkled account that has been withdrawn can no longer be deposited.

Sixteen, what I missed, the age of my lover, the past of love is like a group of small white whales stranded collectively, and they can never return to the ocean.

Seventeen, the world has been careful and slightly drunk, such as cicadas before sunset.

18. float your parting in the clouds like a balloon, kicking the waves.

Nineteen, once frivolous, like a dying black bear is still at a loss.

At the age of twenty, I was standing in the mountains, and there were flowers everywhere. I walked slowly among them and left my name.

Twenty-one years old, missing the best age of my lover, is like holding a broken heart: trying to live while suffering.

Twenty-two, the first snow will cover everything.

Twenty-three, parting starts from the top right, and the easy-to-tide scenery is on the back, so you hold it tightly. In your mind, the prosperity of the sky is in the reflection.

Twenty-four, wasted years make me ashamed, and my life hangs in the wind.

Twenty-five, the song of nature, singing the loneliness and sorrow of artists.

Twenty-six years old, smoking reminds me of how young I used to be.

Twenty-seven, we are going to see the world, and the darkness in front of us is more and more concrete, condensing from a soft liquefied state into a road.

At the age of twenty-eight, he entered Dabao, brewing chapters and expressing colored ink.

Twenty-nine, time is like a grass that is not very shiny, and I can't deduct the topic.

QQ, talk about sad words and sentences.

First, everything is bearish. For fame and fortune, for money, for feelings. Nothing can't be without it. Gains and losses are also dialectical. If you lose in this respect, your mind will be released and you will have a chance to try other options.

Second, life goes forward and backward, and you can't lose your mood without anything. In this world, sometimes you laugh at others, sometimes you laugh at yourself, relax, give yourself happiness and give others happiness. Life is a kind of spirit. We should give our minds a holiday in time, have a healthy body, develop a good attitude and live a leisurely and comfortable life.

Third, being too close is afraid of rejection, and being too far away is afraid of being forgotten.

Regarding the sense of security, I found that some people can give you as much as a bowl, while others can give you as big as a swimming pool. You can always give yourself a Pacific Ocean.

5. Life has only the past that you can't go back to, and there is no present that you can't go through. God will only give you a passable hurdle. If life is not good, you will get over it if you bite your teeth.

Six, I finally lost you, in the crowded crowd. Each has his own choice, his own happiness, his own unhappiness and self-knowledge. It's not that we forgot the original intention, but that it gradually became less important than we thought. Only in memory, you love talking and I love laughing.

Seven, love, when it is dark, you can't see this person clearly, because your heart is full of him, and your eyes can't be limited. Even if he wears an ordinary sportswear, he looks good everywhere. If it cools down, it is like drinking tea all night. Only then did I know that many feelings were just piled up by myself and lied to myself. Xue Xiaochan

I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.

Nine, the streamer was stolen, and the four seasons reincarnated, and Ge Ran looked back. In this earthly life, he is full of helpless words, and he is dying on the other side.

Ten, the pain of speaking has calmed down, and it is only when you don't mention it that you touch your heart.

The past cannot be changed, but the future is still in your hands.

Twelve, between cold and warm, love and hate, between gains and losses, between advance and retreat, you can see Prajna.

13. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. I wanted to hear your familiar voice. I don't know if you are busy. What you really want to dial is just a string in your heart, someone you can miss. Actually, it is also a kind of happiness.

Fourteen, every love will move from passion to dullness. At first, the electric shock-like excitement and infatuation gradually became gentle and calm, less impulsive, and began to perceive people's shortcomings in their hearts, and they would be agitated because they lost their freshness. In fact, love is only the person who stays around after the prosperity is gone. Just, who would you like to go to see "Long Running Water" with?

I hate that people who are good to me are better to others. To tell the truth, my heart hurts.

Sixteen, there is no if in life, only consequences and results. The past will never come back, and even if it does, it will no longer be perfect. Life has its ups and downs, and you can't lose your mood without anything. The greatest happiness in life is to firmly believe that someone loves me. Don't forget the past, but let it go. Because there is tomorrow, today will always be just the starting line. Simple life is charming, simple heart is happy; Learning to be simple is not simple.

Seventeen, the world is very strong, and everyone will be arranged to experience suffering and so on. Each of us is stronger than we thought. Will is indeed an indispensable force in life.

Eighteen, only after investing 100% feelings; It turns out that in love, I am the only one.

Life is like water, water is like life.

Twenty, it is not guilty to be single, but it is not good to let others be single.

The only closest thing between love and religion is that it allows us to experience heaven and hell. He who can give you heaven can also give you hell.

Twenty-two, because of deep love, so let go, because of companionship, so know how to cherish! In our life, we may meet many people, some of whom have been with you for a long time, but they are not where you really belong; Some people you pursue for a long time, and finally you find that you don't love them, but you just don't want to let go after so long. When you really meet that person, you will understand what love is!

Twenty-three, appearance is an indispensable capital for women. In fact, when two people chat again, after meeting, it is still appearance that determines everything. Externally, two people are together, internally, for how long.

24. The so-called growth is actually a gentle practice. The road is long, and there will always be someone to accompany you to resist the fragile moment; Life is long, there will always be someone to accompany you through the long years. Time will eventually give you all the answers. The gentle confession written to millions of young people, not afraid to move forward, not afraid to stumble, makes you laugh and cry, gentle and stubborn. You are as warm as the sun.

Twenty-five, your heart no longer belongs to me, but I still expect your response, knowing that I can't, but I am still dragged.

26, my strength, my pride, in front of the word break up, completely shattered!

Twenty-seven, crying is dripping; Smile happily; Open your mind while playing; Love to the fullest, why exquisite life! Just do it; Make up your mind to do it; If you rush, you won't accept it; Don't put anything down, why is life so timid! Tired, listening to music; Depressed, dancing; Sadness, Kan Kan's mood; Failed, start over. All my life, I want to be casual!

Although we live in loneliness, there must always be one person who can understand his own language in the vast universe, and one is enough.

29, happiness is too easy, so we don't care.

30. Life is a collection of desires. Desire will be painful if it is not satisfied, and it will be boring if it is satisfied. On the other hand, life swings in pain and boredom. Happiness is only a temporary cessation of desire.

Thirty-one, know how to cherish the feeling of meeting and working together. Feelings are always dull. Nothing in the world will not be dull. Dull is also love, but it will not be shown, otherwise there will be no hand in hand. In a sense, people will never get old, only appearance will get old, and time will make a soul more and more moving.

Thirty-two, people have to endure loneliness to stay busy. The most painful thing in life is not letting go of happiness that doesn't belong to you. Letting go in time may be a relief. There is no right or wrong in life, only fit. When you find that many things have changed, you have to face the facts.

44 interesting words and sentences

1. The people who live in the local area are so poor that it rains almost every day!

2. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans in the world? Students answer: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Boiling Goat, Lazy Goat.

After the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines plane, all countries are actively looking for the whereabouts of the plane, but some people are still playing cards, playing games, singing, gathering and chatting, and don't know how to give some love to help find it. It's really sad Anyway, I've looked everywhere in front of my house, and I haven't seen Malaysia Airlines' plane. I tried my best to go to the countryside.

He said to me affectionately: don't forget that you are not alone! I said excitedly, really? He said: Yes, you are a pig. . . .

I'm almost in the third grade. What should I do if I feel old? Die at once, and then everyone will say that you left at a young age.

6. When I was a child, I wrote essays to help the elderly. Now that I think about it, I'm so bold!

7. For the senior high school entrance examination, what I can do is to help you lower the admission score. That's all I can do. . .

8. Lei Feng's good deeds were recorded in his diary, although he didn't leave his name.

1 1. If the road is rough, just shout and go on.

12. In math class, when I didn't even understand the topic, the teacher and Xueba had a crazy exchange and then worked it out smoothly in various ways. I feel as if there are two dogs at home. They growled at each other, and I listened to them every day, but I didn't know what they were saying.

13. Know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

14. My girlfriend was in a bad mood the other day and suddenly asked me: Do you remember what I told you that time? Which time? You really don't remember, get out!

15. But I went back anyway, because I thought it would be a lifelong regret if I couldn't leave my footprints behind such a wonderful speech. Please forgive my selfishness! No amount of flowery words can describe the wonderful degree of this conversation, so I just want to say: your conversation is so touching! Please don't stop creating!

16. What are the two little drags on the giraffe's head? It's a deer walker, and the zoo wifi depends on it!

17. I haven't seen a movie for a long time. I wonder if Conan has become one piece. When he became a dragon ball, he saved the world with seven dragon balls, and later returned to Yangcun to continue to be the village head. Finally, he and Snow White gave birth to seven gourd dolls.

18. Mental patients have a wide range of ideas, and mentally retarded children are much happier.

19. It's really a pit these days. You can meet your ex-girlfriend by buying a condom!

20. I hope my RMB can love each other and give birth to many small RMB.

2 1. I treat money like dirt, so all you think about is shit.

22. A senior picked up a junior in public and kissed her face. The schoolmate immediately got angry and shouted shameless! Senior stare blankly for a moment, decisive kiss.

23. When the document broke out, Xiao Ming looked at the big fork in the book and said indignantly, it's so unfair! When can the ancients write how time flies? Why can't I write how time flies!

24. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!

I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life.

26. Find friends, find girlfriends, kiss and hold hands, and have children at night.

27. What is a sense of security? Just finished the exam, some scholars read the same answer as you.

28. Don't turn your avatar into your own, or it will be unlucky to go offline.

29. When I hate someone, if the other person suddenly says that he likes me, I don't hate him so much, because I can't hate a person with vision.

30. There are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You belong in the middle, so ugly.

3 1. Love that doesn't aim at marriage is all about raising a husband for others.

32. Aren't you afraid your balls will catch cold if you cheat so well?

33. What's it like to be in a long-distance relationship? Like a widow!

34. Why is RMB so expensive? Because grandpa Mao spoke for him.

35. You are bragging here again. The foreman has been looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still two trucks of cement to be unloaded. The foreman said that you won't get a penny if you don't pay back your salary of more than 300 yuan 10. And the village chief called me to tell you that widow Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage and told you to go back to find her tomorrow when you got paid. Your nephew's DNA test results came back. Your nephew is not yours and your sister-in-law's. Aunt Zhang next door also went to the village and made a rough case, saying that you would forget about peeking at her bathing five years ago. Go back to the village with peace of mind. The village has electricity, telephones and roads. Stop fooling around and talking nonsense.

36. Just after leaving the gate of the community in the morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!

37. I saw you fall in the street that day, and I was worried to death. I hope the reality can be like the internet, and I can click on the praise in the lower right corner.

38. If you make a mistake and are caught by the teacher, say to the teacher: Teacher, just treat me like a fart and leave me alone.

39. But gold always shines, so you can only reflect light.

40. I saw a child playing with CF and found that he was blowing the computer screen hard. I took a closer look and told him that smoke bombs could not be blown away.

4 1. I decided to flip a coin and study when it broke.

42. You should learn from Tencent and call me dear as soon as you get online.

43. When you are in a bad mood, go to the toilet. After that, you said to the toilet with a ferocious face: give me something to eat.

44. I like you so much that when you return a message to me, I can happily run downstairs and dance a set of broadcast gymnastics.