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A collection of 100 earthy love stories that are particularly useful for coaxing girlfriends.

A rustic love story that is particularly useful for coaxing his girlfriend (I) 1. I was going to pick up garbage, and you did it all.

2. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life, otherwise, how could I bubble happily at the sight of you?

I want to be like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child and never look at the date.

4. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but I will still say it after thinking about it.

Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

I want to say "I love you" in the language of the whole world, but I can't say it enough.

Please don't appear in my dream, I can't afford to wake up.

8. People like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love.

9. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.

10. I bought insurance today. What insurance did I buy? If I love you, I will risk my life.

1 1. I remember the light and gentleness you gave me. Even if I am disappointed occasionally, my determination to be with you has never wavered.

12. How can I put it? When you smile at me, I feel like a mobile phone with only 1% power left. At the moment when I was trembling to turn off my phone, you suddenly connected the charger.

13. This is watermelon and that is cantaloupe. You are my little fool.

14. "Our friendship is over. It's time to develop into love. " "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "

15. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

16. "I like you" means that from now on, you have the ability to hurt me.

17. I am very capable, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

18. I don't know how to take care of you in winter.

19. I warn you, you can only love me.

20. "May I say good night to your face?" Of course. "Go ahead."

A rustic love story that is especially good for coaxing his girlfriend (2)1. I am a materialist, and I want to have an afterlife when I meet you. "

22. I want to touch your heart, just as you touch mine.

23. I dare not look into your eyes. I'm afraid every look in my eyes is like a confession.

24. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

25. Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.

26. "Hey, do you know what it's like to have wind in your chest?" "No, I don't know, because it was you who came in."

27. I traveled. Where did I travel? I wander in your mind.

28. I went for a drink What kind of wine do you want to accompany you for a long time?

29. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

30. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi.

3 1. "I can't finish eating every day. Do you know why? " Why? "Because I always want to leave one for you."

32. Sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You can say whatever you want, but I'm seriously sad.

33. What did I take? What about your life?

34. What is "how can a mobile phone save electricity"? "By your side!"

35. "Do you know what are the three best days in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

36. I miss you every day and every night, because I am sad without you. I miss you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.

37. come here I want to talk to you one day.

38. When I met you before school started, I thought I wouldn't miss you.

39. "We can't fall in love again" Why? "Let's get married, marry me"

40. I have super powers and I like you very much. (to tease my boyfriend)

A particularly useful rustic love story to coax a girlfriend (Part III) 4 1. There is no forest in my heart. Would you like to be the only sand sculpture on my beach?

42. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

43. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.

44. I like you so much, from south to north, from old to wild.

45. What time is it? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

47. What's wrong with "I am angry with the express company"? "I haven't sent you yet, so I cured myself and married you."

48. You don't have to change yourself. I will get used to you.

49. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

50. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.

5 1. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

53. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."

It is said that people have 206 bones. As soon as I saw you, I had 207.

55. It's nice to be near Zhu Zhechi.

56. "It's cold, I'll give you three choices." What choice? "I go to your bed, you go to my bed, or we share the bed."

I asked you why you like you, and the answer was that when I was with you, I thought of growing old with you. Because I can't pull myself out of your life, I like that you can't be spontaneous or even stupid.

58. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."

I'm interviewing for your boyfriend.

60. I want to ask you something. How can I touch your heart?

A rustic love story (Chapter 4) that is particularly useful for coaxing his girlfriend 6 1 "I want to borrow a cup from you." Why did you borrow a cup? "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"

62. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.

63. What's the matter with you? I hope you can't sleep at night when you miss me.

64. "I really want to tan my skin" Why? "Because I can secretly protect you."

65. Tell you about the types of mud, mashed potatoes and plasticine. I like mud very much.

66.what do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

67. "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our wedding"

68. I think you are like a game My World.

69. I think you must be very busy. Just look at the first three words.

70. Guess what my constellation is? Pisces? I made it for you.

7 1. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

72. Do you have a lighter? No. Then why can you still light my heart?

73. The vegetation has sunshine and water, and the kite has breeze and rope. I will spend the rest of my life with you.

74. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"

75. I have no story, only this heart that loves you. If you go further, I'll be worried. Look, am I all yours?

76. There are ways to be sweet, such as eating sugar, eating cakes and thinking about you every day.

77. I like being content with the status quo and looking forward to tomorrow. With you, I am content with the status quo. Without you, tomorrow can be expected.

78. "I think I should buy you a compass." "Why?" "I'm afraid you're too used to looking north behind my back."

79. Life is short and sweet since I met you.

80. Change your life with my three fireworks.

A particularly useful earthy love story to coax a girlfriend (Chapter 5) 8 1. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."

82. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "It's not as good as one tenth of your own."

83. Only when you have been with yourself for too long will you be eager for love and be eligible for love.

84. Do you know which god I like best? Your eyes ~

85. Actually, what I want to say is that I miss you so much. I'm not that free and easy. I'm just pretending.

86. Have you arrived home? No, without you, no place is home.

I can't tell you how much I like you, but I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love others.

88. "Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride."

89. "Do you know why I am taller than you?" I don't know, "the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you."

90. I'm such a fool. I can do nothing but love you.

9 1. If love is a desperate effort, then obviously, the other person will not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you doesn't want you to get any harm. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person loves you. Of course, blindly loving others is very tiring. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being loved.

92. "After meeting you, I just want to be a person" and "a person"

93. I want to spend my whole life learning Chinese to describe how to love someone.

94. The ocean of suffering is endless. Then it was me!

95. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"

96. I hope I can grow old with you if I am not careful. Even if there are more twists and turns along the way, I just want you to be the ending.

97. My wife and mother fell into the river. I saved my mother first, because my mother gave me life, and I couldn't find any reason to leave her alone. If my wife is not rescued, I can be buried with her and continue our love in the grave.

98. "You can be lucky twice in your life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."

99. "I think I have no future." Why do you say that? "Because I just want greasy money, sleep in your bed and be your wife."

100. "Do you see anything special about my hands?" "Not special." "You haven't led them, which is certainly not special."