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What is the most hurtful thing you heard in the countryside?

During the New Year in China, people often visit each other's relatives and visit each other. In the long run, the surrounding anecdotes and gossip have been touched. Listen carefully, and you will feel this way. Life is always more exciting than TV series, and ordinary screenwriters dare not write like this.

I remember every time I go home, I can hear some things at home, some of which are really wonderful, just like the netizens said above.

I remember once again, I heard that in the countryside, an elder sister in her forties had a family and children. After the rise of smart phones, she was addicted to mobile phones and chatted with netizens. Then one time, I really went to see my net friend. My family doesn't know what happened. Anyway, it took many days to come back. I heard that the money is gone. It stopped after a while, and then I began to sell tofu with peace of mind.

Anyway, such a thing, no matter how obscure or shameful, as long as one person knows that it has not run away, everyone will know. Generally speaking, it has become the topic of New Year and holidays in China.

Let's start with a theft.

The production team lost chickens, ducks, pigs and geese for several days in a row, which caused public outrage. The security director led the militia to stay around the clock and finally caught two suspicious figures, a man and a woman, at dawn.

At first glance, he is a bum, and there is a sister-in-law nicknamed "Caibao" by the neighboring team. What else can this brother-in-law and sister-in-law do in the dark? At first glance, it was not a good thing, so she raided the trial and the woman hanged herself in tears, but she refused to admit that the man could not bear to fight. She confessed everything when she took it to the bamboo tube to pour water.

It turns out that this is a family-run criminal gang. The "vegetable bag" and the newly divorced sister-in-law are responsible for theft, and the wife and mother-in-law are responsible for processing and selling.

At dawn, the director of the security department led the militia to escort the two men to the den, catch thieves and steal things, and there must be evidence. According to two people, a * * *, there are three dens, their temporary residence, mother-in-law's house, "vegetable bag" wife's house.

As a result, a lot of evidence was found in three dens. In the face of the facts, several people confessed. Finally, the man was sentenced and the woman was detained. Caibao's wife was exempted from prosecution because she was pregnant.

The case ended here, but something shameful happened. It turns out that these three places are all home to Caibao.

After my father-in-law died, "Caibao" became the only man in this family. Lao Xu's mother-in-law couldn't bear loneliness, hooked up with her son-in-law, and her divorced sister-in-law became her brother-in-law's mistress. Caibao plays among her mother-in-law, wife and sister every day, enjoying her husband's happiness.

It's amazing that everyone knows, but they are very calm and get along well. My wife is not angry and my mother-in-law and sister-in-law don't answer. It's like all the men in the world are dead, and only one person is left, Cai Bao.

What is even more exasperating is that my sister-in-law visited Caibao in the name of her wife, and my mother-in-law waited on her pregnant wife at home. The three women have a clear division of labor and are not jealous at all.

Later, Cai Bao was released from prison, took her sister-in-law to work in the city and gave birth to a daughter. His wife and mother-in-law have been waiting to take care of the children in the countryside. On holidays, "Caibao" goes home and everyone gets together, talking and laughing.

This scene completely subverts people's three views.

The worst thing I've heard in our village is that my father-in-law ran away with his daughter-in-law! Because his son worked in other places for a long time, his daughter-in-law hooked up with his father-in-law, and then his son found out and beat his father, and his father took his daughter-in-law out to live regardless of his wife and son! At that time, after listening to it, I thought it was too outrageous!

I used to be a teacher and often stayed with his students. Later, his students got pregnant. He married his son to his lover and gave birth to a child. Several members of the family live happily together. There's another one, not good. There is a family that is rich and does business, but has a stupid son. My son has reached the age of marriage and married a beautiful wife. After the woman got married, she refused to be with her son and father-in-law, and people laughed at this stupid son. Silly son can't stand it, he's crazy.

Believe in Jesus, a living immortal in a foreign country can live without birth, and it is natural to get sick because rice and flour can't be eaten up.

The first thing:

The son didn't agree that his father's coffin went through their door when he was buried.

It happened many years ago, and one of my classmates told me.

An old man died, the funeral was over, and he was going to be buried. To pass by the eldest son's door, the eldest son resolutely disagreed.

To make the father's coffin detour, the eldest son's reason is that it will affect their family's geomantic omen, and their family will be seriously ill in the future. I don't know who told him or whether he came up with it himself.

Located in the mountainous area, it is obviously unrealistic to take a long detour. Finally, the elder sister came forward to give money to her eldest son, 200 yuan, and solved the problem.

According to the villagers, the relationship between his eldest son and his father has been bad. The eldest son thinks that his father gave all his money to other brothers and sisters, but he treated him badly, so he got in the way.

This rebellious son is the rubbish of society.

The second thing:

An old lady raised six children, three boys and three girls. The old lady has always preferred sons to daughters, and all three sons are very promising. They were admitted to the university, worked in the city, and became standard Phoenix men.

The old lady has been tossing and turning in the home of her three sons because they want to take care of their grandchildren. Several cities fly around, and I haven't stayed in the countryside for 20 years. I have been taking care of my sons in the city.

Children from several families were brought up and went to college. At this time, the old lady had no reason to continue living in the city, and she returned to her daughter's house in the countryside.

The three daughters take turns in charge of all the food, clothing, housing and transportation. As soon as the old lady returned to the countryside, she gave a big banquet on the grounds that she had not seen her younger generation for 20 years and wanted to meet you.

Then every year when the old lady is alive, she will hold a banquet. None of the villagers came to his party. All belong to his three daughters and grandchildren. Every time, if she tells her three daughters' children to be present, they must also give gifts to those who can't be present. The old lady only accepts gifts, not gifts.

The gift money for the three daughters shall not be less than that of 500 yuan, and the grandchildren shall be present at every time, and those who are not present shall not be less than that of 200 yuan.

Every Spring Festival, three daughters and grandchildren also give gifts.

The old lady gave all the money she received to a grandson who just bought a house, saying that she was helping her grandson pay the mortgage.

Just after the second year of implementation, the grandchildren have opinions.

Some people say that the old people's pension money should be provided by their children, not their grandchildren.

So everyone resisted and didn't give money.

The old lady had to restrain herself when she saw that the situation was wrong. The old lady went to several daughters' houses to take turns to support the elderly. No matter which daughter's house you go to, you either don't like the bad work or feel the conditions are poor.

I waited on my son, gave my daughter a pension, and received a gift from my grandchildren to repay my grandson's mortgage. This old lady is really too patriarchal.

Feudal ideology of son preference should be eliminated.

An old man in a neighboring village has been dead for more than ten years, and his five sons have not visited the grave. After the old lady died, these dutiful sons and grandchildren dug up other people's graves and buried them in the old lady's grave. As a result, people directly called the police.

In order to prevent others from digging ancestral graves, the villagers collectively decided to dig their own graves, take out the funerary objects, convert them into cash, and divide the heads equally. The result not only humiliated our ancestors, but also was punished by law!

Sanguanzhai is the name of a village, only two kilometers away from our village. "Sanguanzhai", as its name implies, should be the residence of three government officials.

That's true! According to the old man, in the Qing Dynasty, there were two juren and one Jinshi in this village. One person is an official who gives advice, and the other two are also officials at the government and county levels. At that time, this village was a well-known treasure trove of geomantic omen.

When I was a child, I often went to Sanguanzhai to cut cattle and sheep. Because there is a large cemetery in the south of Sanguanzhai Village, there are many graves, and the soil is too big to grow crops, so there are many weeds. I remember that this tomb is large in scale and has many markers. In the meantime, the pine and cypress are silent, and there is a creepy fear of being in it.

As the sun flies, it will reach the mid-1980s in a blink of an eye. At that time, there was an unhealthy trend of "robbing tombs" in society. Of course, the well-known cemetery in Sanguanzhai Village has also become a "feng shui treasure house" in the hearts of grave robbers.

One grave after another was stolen, the funerary objects were looted and the bones were thrown in a mess. When the villagers saw that their ancestors suffered such a disaster after their death, they shed sad tears one after another, but they were helpless!

After collective discussion by villagers, it is better to dig your own ancestral graves than to have them stolen. Digging by ourselves can not only keep the water flowing, but also properly protect the bones of our ancestors. ...

So the villagers organized themselves, picked up shovels, grapples, crowbars, hatchets and other tools, and marched into the habitat of their ancestors' souls. Began the activity of "digging up one's ancestors, getting funerary objects and sharing property equally" in history. ...

When the coffin was split open with an axe and pried open with a crowbar, the villagers rushed up. Some buckle their mouths and take out "gold and silver coins in their mouths", while others break their hands and take out "gold ingots". Of course, all the funerary objects were quickly washed away, leaving only bones crying to heaven!

It is said that there are also filial generations who are sensible and reasonable, and they also loudly reprimanded and stopped this disgraceful trip. However, in the face of the people who ignited the fire of greed, it can be said that it is a drop in the bucket and it is of no help.

The graves of ancestors have been dug, but how to turn these funerary objects into cash has become a big problem. The villagers elected representatives to sell everywhere, but because of the price problem, the villagers were in conflict again! When it comes to dividing the money, quarreling and abuse are even more indifferent.

I don't know which villager called the police, but it may be unfair. Maybe it was a conscience? A more magical guess may be that the humiliated ancestors sued these unfilial descendants in their dreams?

In a word, the police knew the miracle of "destroying three views" through the ages, confiscated the funerary objects stolen by the villagers, and were severely punished by the law!

The middle school teachers are Chinese teacher A (married female), physical education teacher B (A's younger brother is also married male) and physics teacher C (unmarried female).

This incident caused a sensation in our school. I remember that A was my first-grade head teacher, and then she was divided into classes, so it wasn't her [covering her face]. ...

That is to say, before the students studied by themselves last night, it happened to be after dinner. C took a thermos bottle and went to A's house (teacher's dormitory). A is a family of three who live in the teacher's dormitory. The door is a's old public. C thought it was A, so he poured a pot of sulfuric acid, and A's husband was disfigured.

It is said that A asked C to leave B that day, but there should be no agreement! Otherwise, nothing will happen.

I haven't heard of it. This is a real event that happened in our village. My cousin's wife died of cancer, and a few years later, his cousin also got cancer. This brother asked his cousin's wife to live with him, but she didn't want to. To avoid him, she went out to work. In a rage, my brother ran to the mountainside behind us and built two houses with stones to live on the mountain. Now chickens and sheep are raised in the mountains, and my son will not let him move down [covering his face]