Students make their own 2-meter straws to drink water in bed. What "funny" inventions have you made?

10 10/2 1 day, a video shot by Yang, a sophomore in a university in Nanchang, Jiangxi, became popular on the Internet. In the video, Yang's roommate is drinking water with a long straw, which extends from the water bottle on the table to the middle of the bed and can be drunk without getting out of bed. Mr. Yang said that his roommate made such an invention because it was cold in winter and it was not convenient to get out of bed and drink water. This invention allows his roommate to drink water directly without getting out of bed, and also take the opportunity to exercise his vital capacity. Friends who saw this video think that according to this drinking method, the lung capacity is tens of thousands. Inventions and discoveries are all due to laziness, and most genius inventions are due to lazy cancer. In fact, I have made many funny inventions.

First, the straw straw saw the invention of Yang's roommate, and the author couldn't help but think of the straw invention when I was a child. When I was a child in the countryside, there was a large wheat field at home. Every year when the wheat is ripe, I always run happily in the fields. Cut the wheat, send it to the threshing floor and start irrigation. Cool well water flows out from below along the stone well in the field. I often pick a long straight straw as a straw to drink well water from a well, which is very refreshing. Although it is raw water, I have never had a stomachache. At that time, it was all manual work, because it was extremely hot and manual labor, and the popsicle with 20 cents was soaked in the water in the pot to quench thirst and relieve summer heat. It seems that it is the best popsicle I have ever eaten, and the well water that the straw has drunk is also the best water.

Secondly, taking off your shoes on the lawn means putting your slippers in the lawn and stepping on them barefoot feels great. What's it like to step on shit? Lawn slippers make you feel like you are in the Inner Mongolia prairie. Open the window and hang a string of wind chimes in your room. The wind blows the bells and the bells float to your ears. It feels beautiful.

Third, the barbecue brand machine prints the chef's name on the roast chicken. Is it cool?

Fourth, food hates greasy chicken legs. You deserve it.

5. What should I do if my baby wants to sleep when he is a child? Just wait for him to fall asleep and spread his mother's pajamas on the bed. After putting the baby down, tie the pajamas sleeves around the baby's waist and pretend that he is still hugging. This trick is very old and easy to use.

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