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Say you are not good.

First, there is no such thing as a joke. All jokes have serious elements.

Second, not everyone has a good temper. If you happen to meet someone who can tolerate you and accommodate you, please don't polish his feelings. Don't waste your life's good luck because of your childishness and willfulness.

Third, the most charming eyes always shed the most tears. The kindest heart always bears the most painful pain. I will miss my childhood and don't know the taste of sadness. When you can face up to the inherent clumsiness and loneliness in your body, you can fully understand yourself in the past. Most people live like us, not smart, but sincere; Although you will make mistakes, you are calm.

Complaining is like slapping yourself in the face. Complaining won't solve the problem at all, it will only make you hurt more. It's very cold. Put on more clothes. If you are ill, I will be very sad. If you live in others' eyes, you get lost in your own heart. Don't worry about what you missed, you will leave one day, learn to let go, and don't wait until it becomes a kind of injury to regret it.

6. What a wonderful or terrible thing, one day, it will become a thing of the past. So, why care too much? Amy Cheung

Seven, young people on the road to growth, occasionally upset, it doesn't matter, trapped by love, it doesn't matter. Don't be afraid of these. As long as it's not a lifetime of fear and being trapped by love. After these hurdles, you will return to peace.

Eight, always believe this, everything will change. No matter how traumatized you are, how heavy your heart is, and how poor you are, you should stick to it. When the sun goes down, it will rise, and the unfortunate days always have an end. This was the case in the past and will be the case in the future.

Nine, there are happy things, I find someone to share. The first person is happier than me, the second person looks envious, and the third person tries to pretend to be calm, but his heart is fluctuating. I hope my happiness will not turn into a breeze in an instant. Since then, I have divided these three people into three types: bosom friends, friends and acquaintances.

Ten, elegance is a very difficult thing. It's harder than reserve, harder than scoundrel. Rogues are more reserved and easier to disguise. But elegance won't do. Elegance needs temperament, seniority, precipitation of years, calmness and lightness.

Eleven, the heart is simple, the world is simple, and happiness will grow; If you have a free heart, you will live freely and be happy everywhere.

12. I'm really scared. Because of my negligence, your bright future will bloom again, stained with some stains that shouldn't belong to you. And you, still guarding your position with a healing attitude, are pure and beautiful where I can't see at all.

Thirteen, people who live a confused life are easy to be happy; People who live a sober life are easily troubled. This is because sober people look too real, too real, and there will be troubles everywhere in life; However, a confused person, he seldom cares, because his simple and rough life has found the great taste of life.

Fourteen, you can ignore my feelings, you can also squander my enthusiasm, and even ignore my depression and sadness, but you must understand that everyone can give limited love, whether to friends or lovers. If you leave me at a loss, I will leave you sooner or later, and I will never come back, ever.

Fifteen, there was a smile in my life, but it dissipated like a fog in the end. That smile became a swift river and was deeply buried in my heart, so I couldn't swim across it. The sound of that river became my desperate song day and night.

Sixteen, today's love is fast food, marriage is fast food, and everything is in such a hurry that we have no time to wait and wait. As a result, a lot of bitterness and changes make the direction of love confusing and the infatuation of holding hands become infernal affairs. We are always afraid that we don't have enough time together, that our love for each other is not deep enough, and that the ground will scar after the fireworks are gone. If you start, stick to it. Get rid of those clouds, the scenery is always behind.

17. May you always believe in love, stay away from the world, find someone who can't make do, and have a marriage called love.

18. It's better to laugh it off than to wash it with tears.

Nineteen, what is really awesome is not how many people you know, but how many people know you when you are in trouble.

Twenty, the years are always new, and I am old. I can't wait for you, so I have to be quiet in time. Whenever you meet thousands of faces, I will burst into tears. Whispered: you came, I have been waiting for you.

Speak ill of yourself

1, it rained heavily at cornus's house, and it was crisp in autumn in the countryside. My eyes are very short on the stage, and my heart is far from my dream. Nine days in the rain

2. One classmate touched another's head, and the one who was beaten resisted and said: Nothing to masturbate here.

3, after decades of hard work, life is busy, money is calculated by points, and I hate to earn it all day. Liberate today, relax physically and mentally, put aside your work, and have a happy May Day! Labor day is dedicated to glorious workers, happy holidays, you have worked hard!

4. When I was a child, the primary school teacher scolded a student: "I will kick you out with a slap!" We dare not laugh if we want to.

5. I'm such a loser!

6. A girl in our dormitory fiddled with another mm's bangs: Look at this mess, as if it had been scratched by a dog's paw.

7. Several of our classmates got together and played a joke on the other one: "Why are you so mean!" The man said, "What happened to me? ! "

8. Why can't we live in peace? The key is not to drive away the demons in time. Because of evil-evil thoughts, you will not restrain yourself rationally, and you will often do stupid things that you regret. Because the dust of the soul is not cleaned up in time, weak-willed people will fall into deep pools from time to time. Because you are often possessed by ghosts, you will be blinded by stupidity and unconsciously enter the wrong fork. If there is evil in your heart, you will be uneasy and you will get rid of evil thoughts.

9. Time flies, and I once regretted what I missed. Are you letting go now? If time can really go against the current, can it really be done better? I hope that the water of the Yangtze River will never return. Today, the sun sets and there is no dawn. If we can put it down, we will be generous. If we can't let go, we will form a Qian Qian knot.

10, people say that the sunset is the end of the world. Castle Peak is being influenced by Castle Peak, which covers my sight. Twilight, Castle Peak.

Speak ill of yourself

1 1, this is the only way to live in my life, and the days of crying are yet to come.

12, you are heartbroken, and I am heartbroken; You burst into tears, and I regret it again and again; At this moment, I fully understand that your smile touched my heart. Please forgive my carelessness.

13, you are a well, and there are two people in all directions.

14, you are a mean person and can only live a mean life. You are somebody else's tool, you are shameless.

15, whenever I think that I have chased you so hard and haven't caught up with you, I hope I can become a mouse, and when you become a cat, you will chase me desperately!

16, when you don't do well in the exam, ask yourself, "Did you eat shit?"

17, I feel really failed!

18, if you are alive, it will harm people, and if you are dead, it will harm ghosts.

19, the yellow river holds the soil, and the north wind hates rain and snow.

20. I hate that you are not Jiang Lou, North and South. East, west, north and south, only each other.

2 1, black hair doesn't know how to learn early, but it's too late to learn.

22. Why do you want to lose your present mood for painful regret? It is also necessary to vent your complaints occasionally, but endless complaints will only add to your own difficulties and show others your incompetence. Complaining is a fatal negative state of mind. Once your complaining becomes a bad habit, your life will be dark, not only your good mood will be gone, but others will also be unlucky.

23. I can't put hot bread in the kennel because I'm too greedy ... every time I buy something from the supermarket, I want to open it as soon as I pay the bill.

24, affectionate Since ancient times, the origin of good dreams is the easiest to wake up. Clear; Shi Qing's "Yi Xi Ti"

25. Once upon a time, two buddies quarreled in a chat room. One of them scolded, "I'm your father, you bastard."

26. Cao Cao led the troops to Liyang. The two armies are 80 miles apart, each with a deep ditch and a high base, and they are at loggerheads. From August to October. Originally dissatisfied with Shen Pei led the troops, Ju Shou hated Shao without its plan. They are at odds with each other and don't want to make progress. Yuan Shao was puzzled and did not consider sending troops. Cao Cao called Lu Bu's men to guard Qing and Xu. Yu Jin, Li Dian station troops on the riverside; Cao Ren's army was stationed in Guandu, and Cao Cao led the army back to Xudu.

27, not depressed, not pessimistic, not resentful, not complaining, merits and demerits, let people judge; Honor, disgrace, fame and fortune can be looked down upon; The world is unfair, and my heart is calm; Life is rough and natural. May a friend be a person who doesn't complain and have a paradise without complaining.

28. Some of our middle school classmates once went out by bike. A classmate went to kick another fatter classmate's foot and wanted to scold him, saying, I stretched out a hoof and flew a foot.

Say your own bad sentences.

Say your own bad sentences.

1, it's over, dragging my tired body down the deserted street.

2, you don't hurt, my heart is hurting, you know? I really love you. I'm so tired. Why is it best for you to betray me like this?

I want to cry when I look at this photo, and I want to cry when I hear sad songs. Recalling the past dribs and drabs, I am tired.

4. I am tired and don't want to entangle between repeated individuals. People who love me won't let me wait so long.

5. Memories are so heavy, how can I recite them?

6. When I am tired, I really want to commit suicide.

7. It is trapped in the swamp, I can't stand the love, and I am helpless and sad.

8. Wandering in the past, you make me tired.

9. The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to stick it on yourself!

10, recognize everything, don't explain because it's unnecessary.

1 1, not arrogant, not fooling around, just tired of relying on everything.

12, love, long, tired, tired, scattered, weak, tired.

13, don't expect too much, don't rely too much.

14, don't wait until I'm tired to say you love me.

15, weak is weak. I feel tired anyway.

16, sleep when you are tired. I wonder if it is useful to cover your heart with a quilt.

17, I guess what you think, you doubt my heart, I'm tired, I just want to get along simply and keep the safest distance!

18, I can't remember the feeling of liking you.

19, we are tired because we often hesitate between persistence and giving up.

20. I want a relief, a relief from pain.

2 1, life seems simple, but it's really hard to live.

22. It's tiring to toss yourself every day, and I feel really tired.

23, numbness, perhaps because things around you are becoming more and more meaningless.

24. Sometimes I feel so tired that I really want to forget.

I am too tired to bear any blow from our love.

26. You completely hurt me.

27. I like this world to balance everything with death.

28. Any emotion maintained with enthusiasm makes me feel tired.

29. Since you don't trust me, I am tired when you are tired. Why don't you let go?

30, love this thing no one can say tired, because you are not qualified to say tired!

3 1, when you said you would forget me, I was silent and didn't say a word because I couldn't say it.

32. How long can this world last? ...

33. Will a person have no temperature and no heart for a long time?

Don't be together without absolute trust, it will be very tired.

35. I don't even know who to cry for …

36, a person crying, a person laughing, a person's life, gradually become numb to love.

37. I'm so tired. I can't tell you how sad I am.

38. Without tears, the heart is a dry lake.

39. I don't love you anymore, and I don't even have the desire to look at you ... This is called numbness!

40. Since loving yourself is close to breaking down, can you get rid of the cycle of pain?

4 1, love hurts, and it hurts to cry, so I chose to let go.

42. In the past, my brothers were scattered, and fame and fortune had long been looked down upon. I love and hate glory, and I have no intention of fighting again.

43, indulge in singing, but also when singing to weakness.

44. Don't you care if I don't take the initiative?

45. Any relationship that requires enthusiasm and initiative makes me feel very tired.

46. I am really tired. Who can understand me? A smile is just a disguise.

47. Die-hard people live by a sense of pride.

48. If you can't touch happiness, it's futile to try again. ...

49. If your heart is tired, your tears will dry up. Ok, let's break up!

50. The world is so dark that I am really tired.

5 1, break up, I make you feel tired.

52. Being a woman is really tiring!

53. Always say good night when you are tired and sleepy.

54. The world is quiet, and death is not in a sober world.

55. My patience has reached the limit, and you made me give up completely.

56. When is silence equal to a hug, but you can't find the direction you want?

57. I am numb and tired of waiting for an ending without an ending.

58. The most tiring thing in the world is to live in hypocrisy.

59. I walked step by step, only to find that I had walked for several years and returned to the original point.

60, I don't know, everything now …

Say that others are not good, look at your domineering first.

I want to say that not everyone is qualified to take care of others. First, see if you are qualified. Use your head and think about the consequences. There's no need to be so quick.

Say that others are not good, look at your domineering first.

First, if someone tells you that you hate iron and don't produce steel, then you should first see if that person is steel. If you are all scrap metal, don't care whether others want to become steel or not.

Second, there are a thousand you in a thousand mouths. You should know how to be a man and do things. Don't talk too much, your mouth is not cheap, you don't owe exercises, and you don't do things too well. If you talk nonsense, first look at yourself talking about others and have nothing to say.

Thirdly, I hope some people can see how they do it before they speak ill of others. A little self-aware

Fourth, say other people's schools are rubbish. I'm sorry, even in our rubbish schools, you can't pass the exam if you want. Please look at yourself before saying that others are rubbish, otherwise it will only make people laugh and make you look more rubbish.

5. Is it impossible to remove a dog skin plaster? If you have the cheek to say that others are fluttering, will you look at your cooking first? Is it worth more than 100 million to add a box office within three times? Better than the second detective? Do the ratings of the two channels add up to one? Are you as young as you were then? What is the highest ratings of male hosts, and the ratings are getting better and better? Is this saving the street from superiority?

Sixth, don't call others vicious. Let's see what your children are like.

Would you please look at yourself before talking about others? My conscience advises you.

Eight, when talking about others, look at yourself first. Enough bitches.

9. Look at yourself before talking about others. Everyone has his own position. When you are better than others, you will vilify others. Oh, no, when you are really good, you still care about people who are worse than you. Defamation itself is a kind of hope. Inferiority will attack. Am I right, Lao Tie?

10. I just think the more I buy, the happier I am. I just feel that we are a country without national honor. Americans bully us. I think Apple is still opening a French brand that insults China. There are more and more French brands in China. This is the nation. Don't say whether others have insulted you. Let's see if we can stand up and not buy or sell.

1 1. It's your business not to buy. The product is not on the market yet. What shall we use to evaluate it? Although I didn't use a hammer nut, it doesn't mean it is not a good product. People who say sour things must first look at what kind of person they are and what achievements they have made. Are good people who can't see others.

12. Look at yourself before saying that others are not worthy of a profession. Hang up if you want. Anyway, you have to spit out all platforms and ignore your editor, whatever ~

Thirteen, I hope people who don't like me get away from me, and don't give them small shoes in front of them! I deliberately clicked in, saying that I didn't like it if I couldn't say it well. Is it shaking M? It feels great to be scolded and stimulated. I especially hope that those who spray others can grow up and see if they can do it, and then talk about others.

Fourteen, people always think that they carefully tell others the secret, and others will carefully take care of it for you. Telling a secret is not terrible. The terrible thing is that others will help you reprocess the secret from the perspective of ta. Next time you tell a secret, look at yourself in the eyes of others. You in ta's heart are how ta will tell others your secret.

15. What's the use of beeping all day, complaining and doing nothing? Open your mouth and command. Who wouldn't? Please look at yourself first, and then think about whether you are qualified to talk about others.

Sixteen, everything can be explained by none of my business or your business. Look at yourself before talking about others. If you pretend to be lofty, your family will be noble.

Seventeen, what qualifications do you have to diss other people's sexual orientation? Whether you accept it or not is your own business. Why do you want to be self-righteous and impose your views on others? Forget it. Why insult others? I don't think anyone with a little quality will say such dirty words. Why don't you read your paper first? Can the college entrance examination be admitted to Tsinghua? Can you be admitted to a key high school? good ......

Don't talk about others, look at yourself first. Do you have any evidence? Everyone else is alive and well. Are you sick?

Nineteen, look at yourself before talking about others! The same amount, the same difficulty, the same situation, if it is you, I dare say it is not as good as me!

20. I found Hatian complaining about this bad guy, that bad guy. Actually, the quality is the lowest. I don't know where you get a good sense of yourself. Be strict with yourself all day, be lenient with yourself, and look at your own bear before telling others anything, okay?

Twenty-one, some people's attitudes are really unpredictable. It's annoying to talk about others after playing with you all at once and seeing if you have done it.

Twenty-two, the photos look good, and life is not necessarily interesting. Mouth painstakingly. Call others ugly. Look at yourself first. Say he's cool, and then figure out how to save 200 yuan for half a month. I still can't understand that vulgar taste. I don't want to get mixed up with those so-called dirty days with superficial scenery. I wish you drink more hot water and don't worry.

Twenty-three, if you want fire, you must have strength, and how far you can go by abusive means! Look at your own virtue before talking about others! Rubbish Lehua!

When talking about others, please look at yourself first.

Twenty-five, don't always say that others are doing something wrong, please see if you are doing it in place first.

26. I hate those people who only say that others don't look at themselves. Can't we look at our own shortcomings before talking about others?

27. You have done a good job. Why do you have to say that others can't do your grades well? Why exaggerate, force others to listen, and never tell others to shut up? Because before you do it, look at how you do it. Before you want to be a queen, please see for yourself whether you are respected.

Twenty-eight, it is really a lot of people's faces are red. Before talking about others, please look at yourself who is nobler than who ~

Twenty-nine, sure enough, what kind of mother gives birth to what kind of children, the three of them are really mean. That garbage dump is cleaner than your bedroom, isn't it? I am not ashamed to say that others have seen me before, and it is interesting to spread rumors about others everywhere, as if I were as clean as myself. It's really bad for me to marry you, and I can't hide that others are better than you.

It is ok to learn from others' advantages, but don't even learn from others' shortcomings. For example, he is angry and emotional because of your little mistake. If you learn from his shortcomings, you will learn more from them! Bad habits are easy to learn, but good habits are hard to learn. At the same time, when we see the shortcomings of others, don't say it first. Let's see if we have any uncomfortable shortcomings. Only when you see it clearly will you know how to change yourself.

Thirty-one, look at your own things first and then say that others are not good. Usually it's good every time, and it always makes you unhappy on holidays. It's hard to live a happy and energy-saving life. It's up to you 10,000 times. I hope you will accommodate me once. You can go out whenever you want.

32. I hate people who don't know much and talk sarcastically. Please look at yourself when talking about others.

To tell the truth, you don't have to read this book! You'd better read more words! It's funny to look at yourself before laughing at others. Stupid words are not enough to describe you.

Thirty-four is to look at what you have done before talking about others! People who only care about their own food and drink have no reason to blame others!

35. Some people just take care of their dogs and mice. Look at yourself before talking about others.