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Imagine a 300-word conversation between a table and a chair.
The table said, "My face hurts!" The chair said, "My body hurts!" The table asked, "What's the matter with you?" The chair said, "I was carved by the young master with a knife, and it hurts to death!" " What's the matter with you? "The table said," My master is not kind to me at all. He always draws on my face with a knife, and draws my face with various strokes, making my face dirty and painful! ""The words sound just fell and Xiao Ming heard another desk and chair talking. That's Xiaohong's desk and chair.
Xiaohong's desk reads: "My master is very kind to me! She wiped my face and feet with a wet towel every day and wiped my body clean. " Xiaohong's chair said, "My master protects me well every day and will never let others hurt me." At this time, Dongdong's desk and chair listened and said, "Wow, your master is really good! If only our master could do this to us! "
Xiaoming was very sad after listening to Dongdong's desk and chair dialogue. I think: I will take good care of my desk and chair in the future and tell Dongdong to protect it.
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