Tell me about the nun.

1. Yesterday, a friend said that he would break up with me, but I didn't agree. After all, I didn't know where it was.

Other people's wives will be angry, and my wife needs to cheer up. Other people's children can buy toilet paper, and mine is still on it.

3. Three white rabbits shit together in the forest. Xiao Bai pulled a round lump, Xiao Hei pulled a cylindrical lump, and Xiao Hui pulled a five-pointed star. Everyone was surprised and asked, Grey Grey, how can you pull out the five-pointed star? Grey said wryly, hey, I pinched it with my hand.

I didn't like girls hesitating before, but now I feel quite comfortable.

Everyone must be careful when making friends, and try to make more friends with good wine. Yesterday, a buddy even called me and said that he had a crush on me for a long time! Fuck, so he's gay! The most exasperating thing is that he forgot about it the next day, which made me happy for nothing!

6. As a woman, is it so difficult to want a simple love that works at sunrise and stops at sunset?

7. My roommate coughed in the morning and gave him medicine as cough medicine by mistake. Come back at noon and ask my roommate if the medicine is useful. Roommate: Tema worked. Cough and pull your pants. I dare not cough now.

8. People have 206 bones. At the moment the wind blows your skirt, I have 207.

9. A swimmer fell into a shit hole. He used various swimming skills, such as backstroke, breaststroke, butterfly and freestyle, and finally swam to the shore. Just as he was about to go ashore, he suddenly kicked his leg and hit the wall. He turned gracefully in the water and swam back.

10. When I was young, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. When I grow up, the situation is just the opposite.

1 1. Brother, can I go out with you? I think you are gregarious. Although I am weak, I can stab people, especially women. I can poke her out of the water.

12. People who have never had shit since ancient times pull early and pull late.

13. You always fart in the office, and colleagues can't help asking if you can keep quiet. Then I saw you sitting there shivering and asked what you were doing, and you replied that I was shaking!

14. Some people are like this. They are maggots and think the whole world is a cesspit.

15. Ah, lying in the bathtub, surrounded by white ceramics and water, I suddenly felt. . . I look like shit in the toilet.

16. God gave me ten slender fingers, but I used them to dig my nose excrement.

17. A couple met in the park. The woman asked: Are you willing to die for me? The man looked embarrassed and the woman continued to ask, If you don't want to die for me, then you don't love me. Let's break up. The man hesitated for a long time, and finally took out his ear and fed it to her.

18. It is not difficult to get one hand wet, but it is difficult to get a quilt wet.

19. A brother is constipated and can't be comfortable in the toilet for a long time. Just as he was going all out, he watched a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the next position. No sooner had I entered than there was a real storm. The brother said enviously to his buddy: Dude, I envy you so much. The buddy said: I envy you, my pants are still on!

20. As a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.

2 1. I woke up in the morning to see my boyfriend playing, and I was unmoved by all kinds of teasing and touching behind him. I'm so angry! Get down and play with his balls with your hands! Maybe it hurts. Get up and chase me, and I run to bed. This guy pushed me down, took off my pajamas and bounced my balls!

Zhong tasty gexing signboard daquan

1, salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so. 2, the road you choose, you have to walk on your knees.

It must be hard for you to watch someone you like pour out his heart for another person.

4. Mice can surf the Internet, otherwise why they are called mice.

5. Because I once loved a madness, I saw you still smiling.

6, my pride, don't allow you to trample.

7. It's really embarrassing to talk about people who even want to eat and drink water. Only after I shit.

8. Women's moaning and nagging will make men unable to cope.

9. Be open-minded when you meet a master in love, so that you won't feel guilty when you meet a killer in love.

10, a woman's belly is made by a man, and a man's belly is made by a man. The former is due to fertilization, and the latter is due to alcohol.

1 1, let me think freely. Please also enjoy this freedom. Isn't this the most wonderful interpersonal relationship?

12, I am used to having you, and I am very happy to have you. I'm afraid of losing you, too.

13, all kinds of bites, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of tunes.

14, go home early on business trip, call downstairs first, at least give them time to get dressed.

15, since ancient times, whoever has no shit in his life has to pull early and pull late.

16, with so much youth, Jiao Jiao B is naughty everywhere.

17, I'm embarrassed to tell my boyfriend what to do when I buy sanitary napkins in the future, saying that I want to buy clothes for my aunt.

18, love or not is between your legs, look at yourself.

19, if you have another woman in mind, then I can sleep with another man under the bed.

20. I have been expecting you to come to me, with messy hair and unshaven beard, knocking at my door with regret.

2 1, wash your proud bangs, you can throw out 2 pounds of oil!

22, men enjoy a moment, women enjoy the whole process.

23, bow down by courage, look up at strength.

24. The supporting role also has the opportunity to appear, but you have erased my part.

25. It's hard to love someone. It's fun to love two people, but it's over to love three.

26. Love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

27. There is a kind of brother in society, but the brother is not your object.

28, the broken pot has its own broken lid, and the nun has love; Why am I waiting, waiting for your arrival!

29. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

30. A man may not be handsome, but he must have taste.

3 1, I didn't like girls hesitating before, but now I feel quite comfortable.

32. The behavior of crazy people is not abnormal, but you are not like them.

33. Remember that I am still here, and remember that I am still in love.

The road ahead is still so long, I don't know the ending and I don't make assumptions. I just want to see my whole life.

35, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

36. My aunt is a bloody ghost and sanitary napkins are vampires.

37. My life is decided by me, not by God. God wants to destroy me and I will destroy God.

38. I like the feeling of winning, so I am overbearing. I must be the only one in your heart.

39, lingering without wearing a condom, taste is taste.

40. Is it wrong to secretly love you or to confess to you?

4 1, don't underestimate me, I am Maitreya!

42. A woman will fall in love with a man who looks down on her, and a man will fall in love with a woman who looks up to him.

I blame myself for being too young. I don't know if I'm a man or a dog.

44. If you reduce your dependence and expectation, you will live well.

45. I'm sorry that this man is mine. Please take care of your thighs and sexual desire.

46. On a busy street, there is always a broken car with a broken shoe in it.

47. Either try to climb up or rot in the mud at the bottom of society.

48. A man who is more diligent in changing women than changing sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

49. I used up my last strength just to smile at you like a sunflower.

50. As a woman, is it so difficult to want a simple love that works at sunrise and stops at sunset?

5 1, how many tigers are beautiful women, and how many beautiful women are greedy for cheap.

52. What do you think you are a condom?

If the enemy can make you angry, it means that you are not sure you can beat him.

54. The world is more wonderful with you and better without you!

55. The little sunflower mother started her class. The child always has a bad cough. Most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Have a casual meal.

We have no choice but to grow old together.

57. The man I love is also worried, so the more affectionate he is, the more heartless he is.

58. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, but the characters are wrong!

59. Boss, have a bowl of noodles with Chinese sauerkraut.

60, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

6 1, at the beginning of life, human nature is good. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.

62. Teacher, you are neither beautiful nor cute. Why should I keep staring at you in class?

63. I can't recite a book just like I can't shit, which makes me feel unspeakable pain.

64. If you offend me, I will make you feel the beauty of being alive!

You are not a cactus, so why be so strong.

66. Have money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.

67. Don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after I shit!

68. People decorate clothes, horses decorate saddles and dogs run with bells.

For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.

70. People who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

7 1, take a step back, let go, and break into a world.

72. The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let people pee and look in the mirror.

73. A strong girl will cry, but she will never give up.

74. I am reluctant to let go. Lovelorn, unforgettable.

75. You just had a tacit understanding with each other, but you let go and chose to abandon it.

76, calm is a kind of life accomplishment, innocence is a kind of personality.

77. A good lover makes people want to start a family, while a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.

78. Teenagers don't know that sperm is expensive, and they always look at B and cry.

79. The division of labor is different: before a man goes to work, his wife wears a tie, and before going to bed, his lover unfastens his belt.

80. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

8 1, the so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf.

82. When I love you, you are what you say; I don't love you. What do you say you are?

83. You can be fickle and simple, and I can be promiscuous and thorough. Who can't live without who?

84. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that you can't plug in everywhere like a USB flash drive, and you will get a virus.

85. Various postures and tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

86. I fart in the elevator. I shouted that something was burnt, so the whole elevator sucked my fart clean.

87. No matter how good the chain is, it can't stop the dog who wants to run, and no matter how good the treatment is, it can't satisfy the greedy heart.

88. Where did you fall? Where did you get up? The same place fell again. I suspect there is a pit there.

89. I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

90, gunfire, gongs and drums, I am the hooligan I am afraid of!

9 1, live a natural life and be yourself.

92. I am not a child of a rich family. I have no choice but to struggle.

93. The word ambiguity, literally, means missing the day. But one pretends to have love and the other pretends to have a future.

94. When the tears run out, the rest should be strong.

95. I can't keep up with you every step, but the distance is getting farther and farther.

96, sexy and not coquettish, derailed and chaste.

97. I will never say I love you. This is the tacit understanding between us.

98. Don't treat me like a common people and tell the story of the underworld.

99, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.

Europe and America attach great importance to individual signatures.

1, is it wrong to secretly love you? Is it wrong to confess to you?

2, eat a bowl and watch the pot, and you deserve to turn your face.

Love is like a mantra, which always makes people willingly indulge.

I am used to having you, and I am happy with you. I'm afraid of losing you, too.

If I didn't like you, you wouldn't have a good temper!

6. I will be like a plant without feet, waiting in place and planting you deeply in my heart.

7. I will never say I love you. This is the tacit understanding between us.

8. We are all busy actors. If we don't devote ourselves wholeheartedly, we can't finish it.

9. Whose sadness is played at the end of the movie, and whose uneasiness is sung in your eyes.

10, I'm a little tempted by you, but I'm so afraid to look into your eyes.

1 1. Teacher, you are neither beautiful nor cute. Why should I keep staring at you in class?

12, I won't follow, I have been living the life I want.

13. If you feel that you are struggling to walk, you are going uphill.

14, you will lose it if you don't take the initiative. If you take the initiative, he will not cherish it. This is the heart.

15, if you don't love, say you don't love. Don't leave the whole thing to labor: we are not suitable.

16, live a natural life and be yourself.

17, either cling to your dreams or let go.

18, you can be fickle, or I can be completely promiscuous. Who can't live without it?

19, a strong girl will cry, but she will never give up.

20, beauty is like a gem, better without modification.

2 1, how could I be decadent without your betrayal?

22. I can't bear to lose the residual temperature, but I forgot that the scar still hurts.

23. Let me show you my manners. Do you want to celebrate when you leave me?

24. Not meeting doesn't mean I don't miss you. I didn't contact you just to hide my attachment to you.

If the enemy can make you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him.

26. Let go of the sadness that life can't afford!

27. If you give up, you lose completely. Stick to it, at least there is a glimmer of hope.

28. I want to pick up a simple heart again, or I want to congratulate you on listening to my faith.

29. When the tears run out, the rest should be strong.

30. It's not that I'm exposed too early, but that your acting skills are not enough.

3 1, I am sad, just because I want to be sad.

Loneliness is not because you have no friends, but because no one lives in your heart.

33. I live in tragedy, which shows that God makes me strong.

We have no choice but to grow old together.

35. Love is an apricot moon in the confused years of youth, beautiful and hazy.

I used up my last strength just to smile at you like a sunflower.

I told you to keep a low profile, but you always gave me applause and screams.

38. The supporting role also has a chance to appear, but you have erased my part.

Butterflies can't fly across the sea, not because they are not brave. But because I can't.

40. The man I love is also worried, so the more affectionate I am, the more heartless I am.

4 1, as long as the ending is a comedy ending, how can I cry in the process!

42. Take a step back, let go, and break into a world.

43, you don't deserve to make public in the black and white world, because I want a colorful sky.

44. Men are awkward, and sisters are the most important.

45. Remember that I am still here, and remember that I am still in love.

46. How can I forget the person who once messed up my heartbeat?

47, itself is a kind of loneliness, but also to be the antidote to your loneliness.

48. If you reduce your dependence and expectation, you will live well.

Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.

50. Maturity is a painful word. You may not get it, but you will definitely lose it.

5 1, an understatement, the story after you left me.

52. People who understand me don't need my explanation, and people who don't understand me don't deserve my explanation.

53. Because I once loved a madness, I saw you still smiling.

I promise that I will stay until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. I really can't get your love back?

55. Sometimes I really want to fast forward the time and see if the final value is worth it.

56. Only the color that suits you best is the most beautiful color in the world.

If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience first.

58. It's a popular world to leave, but none of us are good at saying goodbye.

59. It must be hard for you to watch someone you like pour out his heart for another person.

60, my hand is full of your tears, it has been disabled.

6 1, you are still my soft spot, even though I try my best to be brave. .

62. No matter how hard you try to smile, everything still can't go back to the original point.

63. Some people go crazy on the personalized route and finally become Christmas trees.

64. Every time I think of you, you happen to think of me. If only your heart could tremble.

65. If you don't understand, don't expect to be understood, don't be confused, don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you.

66. The behavior of crazy people is not abnormal, but you are not like them.

67. Time will heal almost all wounds. Please give me some time.

68. I made many decisions and finally lost under your prayers.

69. Money may not be perfect, but true feelings will make it perfect.

70, you are not me, you don't have to understand my loneliness, just as a passport.

7 1. I am not a child of a rich family. I have no choice but to struggle.

72. You just had a tacit understanding with each other, but you let go and chose to abandon it.

73. I don't need to explain or explain, I am who I am.

74. I like the feeling of winning, so I am overbearing. I must be the only one in your heart.

75, my pride, don't allow you to trample.

76. I can't keep up with you every step, but the distance is getting farther and farther.

77. I suddenly feel that Pleasant Goat is very similar to Journey to the West. The collection was caught, and then I definitely stopped eating it.

78. I have been expecting you to come to me, with messy hair and unshaven beard, knocking at my door with regret.

79. The road ahead is still so long that I don't know the ending or make assumptions. I just want to see my whole life.

80. Memories are nothing. Even if my mother likes you, as long as you dare to mess with my sister, I can still shoot you without changing your face!

8 1. It is estimated that all the children have tried to close the refrigerator door slowly to see when the lights inside go out.

Heavy taste tan daquan

1, all kinds of bites, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of tunes. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that you can't plug in everywhere like a USB flash drive, and you will get a virus.

3, under the banner of the object, penniless.

4. Men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants.

5, life is like masturbation, everything depends on your own hands.

6. People can have no courage and temper, but they can't have beriberi!

7. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

8. It's so hard to please others, please yourself.

9. Two kinds of enemies killed my family and woke me up.

10, don't say good night to me on the other end of the phone, I want you to fuck me tirelessly all night.

1 1, allow me to go to the poo-themed restaurant the day after tomorrow, eat the signature toilet, No.5 ice cream and poop tablets.

12, it rains in the middle of the night, clouds in the middle of the night, and shouting in the middle of the night is even more scary.

13, no matter how powerful Tang Priest is, it's just a monkey trick.

14, please don't call us sisters and hooligans in the future, we are the guardians of film removal!

15, women are easy to be satisfied, and it is easy for you to stumble.

16, the fox is not demon, sexy and not coquettish.

17, go to hell, Xiao Qingxin! Heavy taste is king!

18, when I think of a long vacation, I always feel a little sad when I think of a crumpled wallet.

19, with a grain of salt, it is the sea that loses his temper.

You can break my heart, but don't make me give up.

2 1, men feel that there are few things suitable for them before marriage, but there are many things suitable for them after marriage.

22. Extramarital love is a story in literary works and an accident in real life.

23. I am soft-hearted, but it doesn't mean I have no temper.

24, happiness is willing to come and go, as cheap as green onions when buying food.

25. Parents are very grateful for their upbringing, and the only way to repay them is to get ahead.

26. Marriage is the grave of love. If there is no house, you can't even get into the grave!

I haven't seen anyone who kills without paying for his life yet. Don't tell me that you have a lot of society.

28. Is it painful or beautiful for a moth to put out the fire? Is to die!

29. Not all men and women are equal. Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

30. The area of large intestine is about one square meter, and even the place where shit lives is bigger than my home. Finally know what life is worse than death.

3 1, please don't call me sister hooligans in the future, we are the guardians of plastic film removal.

32. Foundation is used to cover the blemishes of the skin, while smile is used to cover the trauma of the soul.

33. Run after me naked for two kilometers if you dare. If I turn around, I'm a hooligan.

34. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

35. Give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!

You say you are my friend, but in fact, I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

37, be a man with temperament, and smell like a bitch.

38. The so-called successful woman is awesome during the day and awesome at night.

39. Find a wife to be serious and a lover to be punctual.

40. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

4 1. As long as a woman lives among men, she will always be a hot commodity.

Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.

43, love at first sight, the clock is not love, it is the face.

There must be a hole next to the mouse when it laughs at the cat.

45. You are not brave. Who will be strong for you?

46. Young people are too frivolous and nuns are too crazy.

47. As many beauties as there are, so many beauties are money.

48. I said Shanxi produces carbon, and you said grass B sweats.

49. Would you mind keeping your mouth clean? Do you need to rinse your mouth during menstruation?

50. Falling in love with someone is as simple as shit, and forgetting someone is as difficult as eating shit.

5 1, if you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

52. Think about the Red Army's 25,000 yuan, and think about the female position last night.

My girlfriend must be a road idiot, so she hasn't found me yet.

54. Wear mink with a bag and hug your little sister.

I received a short message yesterday, asking me to remit money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

56, prone loess, supine.

57. When the mother gave her son something, his son smiled; Mother cried when her son gave her something.

58. I smoke because I hurt my lungs, not because I'm sad!

59. Life is like a period. You will learn some blood lessons from time to time before you know what life is.

60. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck with bangs.

6 1, some people say that men who are bad for women will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

62. Call me garbage, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you are even worse than garbage.

63. When you are proud, your friends know you; When you are in trouble, you make new friends.

64. There is no rehearsal in life, and every moment is live broadcast.

65. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

66. I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your wife or your little mother.

67. A good lover makes people want to start a family, while a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.

68. I told you to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

69. Parents' kindness is more important than mountains, and brotherhood is more important than the sea. The mountain is always at sea, and the family always comes first.

70. Youth is a beautiful and cruel game. If you were the enemy, you would have been killed by me.

7 1, love or not is between your legs, look at yourself.

72. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil.

73, a woman looks beautiful, it is better to live wonderfully!

74. When the whole world wants me to give up, I still expect someone to whisper: Try again.

75. The woman is China Merchants Bank and the man is China Construction Bank.

76. Men are soft-hearted and poor, while women are soft-hearted and steal.

77. Society has no sympathy for the weak, because the strong have no feelings or tears.

78. When you have no money in your pocket, you can clearly see your popularity.

79. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

80. I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

8 1, don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after taking a shit!

82. I have Xueba's blood hidden in my body. I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba.

83. Ordinary roads accompany me, and you will have brilliant avenues!

84. There are many good books in this world, but few books can change fate.

85. Don't miss home when you are out of society. You cannot depend on your parents for everything.

86. To survive in this society, your mouth must be able to speak.

87. People can't judge a book by its cover, nor can a mistress measure it.

88. In this life, we are either role models or reference objects for others.

89. It is my greatest wish to keep you as my own.

90. Don't deal with dogs. Be a cute dog when licking you, and be a tough baiwenhang when biting you.

9 1, true or false, such a world, such a life.