Talk about having money and not having money

1. You laugh at me for having nothing, but I pity you for pretending to be cool with money.

2. When money stands up and speaks, all truth is silent.

3. Are you amusing your 80 cents and 12 pounds head by treating dichlorvos as coke? Don't tell me about your social affairs. I'm sorry. I'm from the valley.

4. Don’t believe in love at first sight, because you can’t tell how much money the other person earns at a glance.

5. Living requires not only oxygen, but also courage, and domineering. Money is king, and living in this world is such a reality.

6. I have worked hard for you for three years, but it is not as good as his spending money on you in three days.

7. When you are happy, you are an idiot, and when you are sad, you are a madman. When you have no money, you are a kidnapper; when you have money, you are a fool. Life is a tragedy, death is a tragedy.

8. Money can buy many things, but it cannot buy time and the past!

9. Money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing. It helps us bring people together. Dogs can tell the difference very clearly.

10. Back then, if you didn’t go to college, you would be poor for the rest of your life, but now, if you go to college, you will be poor immediately.

11. All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support them.

12. In this society, no one can look up to you if you don’t have money. If you have money, you are your brother. If you don’t have money, where can you put it?

13. Those who have no money always think that the money of rich people is bought with love, and those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

14. Money kneels before love, and love kneels before marriage.

15. All my moods and emotions now are all because I have no money, I have no money, and I am short of money.

16. I am not RMB, so I cannot please everyone.

17. I forget who said it, there are people in this world who don’t love money, but no one doesn’t love beauty. It's the face that falls in love at first sight, not the love.

18. I am not crazy and I am working hard to make money. How can I be equal to you?

19. When someone tells you that "it's not about money, it's about principles", ten Eighty-nine times it's about money.

20. You never know where your money went. In fact, you didn’t buy anything, and you didn’t eat anything, but the money just disappeared.

21. Happiness is like walking on thin ice, but pain follows you like a shadow.

22. Lack of money is like chronic rhinitis. Our fate with poverty will not end in a day or two, so we can just continue to be without money in peace.

23. I believe that my life cannot end here. I don’t want to grow up and become a mediocre person on the street. I don’t want to worry about money every day in the future.

24. People say that things that can be solved with money cannot be solved, but everything that happens in your world is just because of the lack of money.

25. A successful husband is one who has more money than his wife can spend all of it; a successful wife is one who finds this kind of husband.

26. It’s been a long time since I’ve been buried, but I miss you, so why bother?

27. Money is really a good thing, it can make people happy, and at the same time It can also make people sad.

28. I once naively thought that money could buy friendship and money could buy love. But when I grew up, I realized that I didn’t have that much money.

29. If I am thirsty now, I will drink tap water.

30. Among the rich second generation, it is not the money you earn, it is the money earned by your father.

31. The excellence of a woman does not lie in her appearance, money, or social status. What's more, what kind of man is standing next to her.

32. When you have money, you spend money; when you have no money, you worship God.

33. If love is not decorated with money, love is the most natural beauty.

34. It is said that if a man has no money, he will become unlucky if he is destined.

35. Once you have money in your hands, the boundaries between consumption and waste are blurred.

36. My pocket is cleaner than my face again!

37. Love is based on money. This is not news; money cannot buy real love. Love, this is not old news.

38. What is the use of wearing a piece of clothing that costs 30,000 yuan? It is useful if you can turn a piece of clothing that costs 3 yuan into a piece of clothing that costs 30,000 yuan.

39. All bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lack of money, and having no partner.

40 When we have money, we can buy two cups of soy milk and drink one cup.

41. Our story is not beautiful, but it is so unforgettable.

42. Having love does not necessarily mean you have money, and having money does not necessarily mean you have love.

43. You don’t need too many good friends, three are enough. One is willing to lend you money, one is willing to attend your wedding, and the other is willing to attend your funeral.

44. If nothing else happens, I will have no money to celebrate the New Year again this year.

45. The perfection of personality is the foundation, and the establishment of wealth is the end.

46. When there are ups and downs, you can see clearly whether your friends are rich or not, and when you are not rich, you can see women clearly.

47. After I left, I sat alone with Russia.

48. If you have money, there will be a bunch of dogs around you, but if you don’t have money, it will be difficult to move even an inch.

49. School is like a watch, you can go to school after paying money.

50. No one knows you more than anyone who has no money?

51. I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there is neither, health is also good.

52. Use your husband’s money to support your pretty girl.

53. When you have no money, your wife is also your secretary; when you are rich, your secretary is also your wife.

54. Not all girls love money. Don’t think that I am so vulgar.

55. Worship money because you are short of money, and be jealous because you don’t have it.

56. The cashier said: I don’t have any change. I’ll give you two plastic bags!

57. I sprained my foot when I went out and sat on the roadside. Someone actually threw it at me. I got five yuan!

58. This is the advantage of having so many people in China. You don’t have to worry about repeat customers. You can make money just by going to places where new users are densely populated.

59. A person who is not good-mouthed and sweet, but has no money.

60. Those who are powerful have no money, those who are rich are heartless, those who are in love are not destined, those who are destined are not separated, and those who are separated are getting divorced.

61. The so-called holiday means that your family is being criticized, you have no money to go out, and you have a lot of free time every day.

62. I can live without a boyfriend, and I can live without money, but I can’t live without you. Once upon a time, it was difficult to make a difference in the ocean.

63. Yes, we are very different, but I am short of money but not immoral.

64. It used to be difficult to make a difference in the ocean, so if a man has no money, don’t cheat on him.

65. If I don’t bother to explain your scolding as if it’s nothing, it only means that you really don’t matter half a dime to me.

66. I just slapped my wallet. It was nothing, I just wanted it to swell.

67. Money can buy a house but not a home. It can buy a marriage but not love. It can buy a clock but not time. Money is not everything, but the source of pain. Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone!

68. If you have money, you can do things well, but if you don’t have money, you can do people well.

69. A man has money and everything, plus loneliness.

70. If my boss doesn’t give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two more Chinese coins and beat him to death.

71. I’m so hungry! I really want to rob a bank right away.

72. I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

73. Look, *** gave me another dime.

74. It is impossible for people to bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.

75. The money in our hands is a tool to maintain freedom.

76. Half of the money I spend on advertising is wasted. The worst part is, I don’t know which half.

77. I am about to die. I still have 3 cents of family property. Your mother and I are sisters. Help me give it to her.

78. Whether you are short of money or not can be seen from afar.

79. I was born in a rural area, I have farmed, my family has no money, and I live for myself very seriously.