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Please ask for Song Xiaobao’s lines for kebabs
Cheng Ye: I am not afraid of your jokes. I have lost three bowls of noodles since last year, which fully proves that our IQ is lacking. As a result, the guests who come here either exchange soup noodles for fried noodles, or else Just replace the fried noodles with soup noodles.
Some even get some horseradish mixed with noodles. The noodles turned yellow in my face. But I was not discouraged and opened this barbecue restaurant. Can you three be in good spirits? Let me tell you, if you meet a customer like last year who was not very tall, dark, and had a monkey air, please pay attention to me. If migrant workers come to our house to eat, I will keep an eye on them, do you understand?
He: I understand.
Yan Fei: Nothing wrong.
Cheng Ye: Did you go to the hospital? Diagnosed? It's all your fault. If I don't settle the blame with you, can the noodle shop be bad? Can your sister and I break up without settling a debt with you? But for the sake of emotion, I'll leave you here to dress me up. The job of accounting is not suitable for you.
Yan Fei: There’s nothing wrong with me, brother-in-law.
Cheng Ye: Why don’t you call me brother-in-law? Your sister and I are separated. This is a work unit. Don’t be too close. You can call me Mr. Cheng or Brother Ye.
Yan Fei: Okay, Mr. Ye.
Tian Wa: Haha, Mr. Ye.
Cheng Ye: My name is Cheng Ye. You can also call me Brother Cheng or Brother Ye. Why am I still called Mr. Ye? Can I call you brother?
Yan Fei: Okay, Mr. Ye.
Cheng Ye: Your IQ is useless. Well, today is Chinese New Year, we are open for business as usual, and today we are holding activities and giving away big deals. As for beer, drink one and get one for free, which is equivalent to buying one and getting one for free. You can increase your income, keep the bottle caps, and come to my place to exchange money at night. Are you happy?
Happiness: happy.
Cheng Ye: Are you happy?
Happiness: happy.
Cheng Ye: Are you happy?
Hehe: Lehe.
Cheng Ye: Double-click 666.
Together: noisy, noisy, noisy.
Cheng Ye: OK, stop, stop, stop making trouble, you two go to the kitchen and wash your hands. You don’t have to. Hey, where’s my puppy?
Tao Zi: My sister-in-law took the puppy away.
Cheng Ye: You don’t leave me any thoughts at all. Have you taken the dog food with you?
Taozi: Everything is packed.
Cheng Ye: Clean up the house and I will supervise them.
Peach: Okay.
Cheng Ye: Let’s work.
Song Xiaobao: Haha..., oh, last year I had three bowls of horseradish noodles. It became popular all over the country. I got tens of thousands of fans. Today I revisited my old place and took another look at it. , has there been any change in the style of this store? In terms of east longitude and north latitude, this is the store. Oops.
Taozi: Yeah, Brother Horseradish.
Song Xiaobao: Sister Kelp.
Song Xiaobao: This is the fashion of 2017, and I need to lead it.
Cheng Ye: I listen to you, my brother, bring me the roasted dumplings and treat the migrant workers to eat dumplings.
Yan Fei: Okay.
Song Xiaobao: Brothers, come on. Eat and drink.
Extended information:
The cast of "Grilled Skewers":
1. Song Xiaobao
Song Xiaobao, whose real name is Song Baoli, was born in January 1981 Born on the 5th, Guangming Village, Loujie Township, Huinan County, Tonghua City, Jilin Province, is the 32nd apprentice of Mr. Zhao Benshan, an actor and comedy performance artist from Mainland China.
In 2009, he became famous for participating in the variety show "Benshan Happy Camp".
In 2011, she gained more attention by participating in the Liaoning Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala with her master Zhao Benshan in the sketch "Blind Date".
In August 2012, he participated in the 4th New Rural TV Art Festival and won the Best Actor for his TV series "Cherry".
On December 10 of the same year, he participated in the 8th Huading Awards and won the Best Actor in the Contemporary category for his TV series "Cherry".
In October 2013, he won the 10th Huading Award for the actor most popular with Chinese media.
In August 2014, he participated in the 13th Huading Awards and won the Best Actor Award for Chinese Contemporary TV Series for his TV series "Cherry Red".
In 2015, he participated in China's first celebrity comedy competition reality show "Happy Comedian Season 1".
On November 5 of the same year, he participated in the celebration party of "Let's Time Travel".
On December 9 of the same year, he sang the promotional song "The Past Can Only Be Reminisced" for the movie "Detective Chinatown".
On December 13, 2016, he sang the theme song "The whole world is speaking Northeastern dialect" of the movie "Once Upon a Time in the Northeast: Zhang Fei".
2. Cheng Ye
Cheng Ye was born on February 1, 1983 in Xingcheng City, Huludao City, Liaoning Province. He is a member of the Huludao Municipal People's Political Consultative Conference, a student of the Zhao Family Class, and an actor.
Became a disciple of Zhao Benshan in 2001. In 2009, he participated in the national tour of "Liu Laogen's Big Stage - Laughter 2009". Due to his outstanding performance, he was selected by director Zhang Yimou to participate in the movie "Three Guns to Surprise" as "Zhao Liu" .
In 2010, he participated in the Liao TV Spring Festival Gala and played Dachengzi in the sketch "Crazy Fan Club", thus gaining more attention.
In April of the same year, he participated in the comedy film "Laughing in the River" and played the role of Ma Leizi.
In 2013, he participated in the TV series "The 22nd Marriage Rule" as Da Tou.
In April 2018, he represented the Liaoning Folk Art Troupe in the finals of "Happy Comedian Season 4" and won the runner-up.
3. Yan Fei
Yan Fei, male, whose real name is Xu Zhonghai, is from Jilin City, Jilin Province, and is the 21st disciple of Zhao Benshan.
He played the policeman "Li Hu" in the TV series "Mr. Kanto Dai" and starred in the comedy "The Head and the Nao".
4. Tian Wa
Tian Wa, also known as Tian Dou, was born on September 24, 1985. She is a native of Xinmin City, Shenyang City, Liaoning Province. She is an actor.
Tian Wa studied under Liu Diancai and Zhao Benshan.
After he went out to film in Xiao Shenyang, he has become the new pillar of Liu Laogen's big stage Beijing Theater. The rising popularity on the Internet and the attracted audiences are proving to the outside world that he is "the next Xiao Shenyang" ——Tian Wa has risen to become a rising star in the duo.
Played Wang Musheng in "Country Love 7-9".
Representative works include "Country Celebrity", "Veteran", etc.
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