What are the humorous sentences about opening a shop and opening a shop?

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1. After this village, there is this store, because it is a chain store.

2. If you don't see it, you will think about it. If you just see it, you will argue. If you break up, watch it again. This is your best friend.

3, apply the most expensive mask, the longest night.

We met at the wrong time, but separated at the right time. The most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery, and the deepest thing is the most true emotion.

5, elegant as a flower.

6. Good night is the biggest lie in the world.

7. Good cultivation won't make people like you instantly, but it can gradually add points to you invisibly, and people will gradually admire and appreciate you. A sense of humor is not inherent in everyone, but it is indeed an effective weapon. It can adjust the tense atmosphere and make friends and lovers feel comfortable. But it must be remembered that only rich knowledge accumulation can make humor rise to humor, not grandstanding. Friends, a sense of humor is a character I developed when I was a child. Please don't pursue it deliberately. Living a high life is the most important thing ~! Having your own unique personality is the most attractive weapon ~! .

8. We go to work in the company and use the public toilets in the industrial park. Whenever we get off work at noon, it is no exaggeration to say that there is a long queue in the ladies' room from the inside to the outside every day.

9. Stick to your own style. People with style are people with characteristics, and people with characteristics can attract others.

10, the store has three advantages: (1) The store can get the most direct and effective market information by directly running the business. (2) On-site management of store operators, staff will generally work harder, which will naturally improve business performance. (3) Store operators make decisions on the spot and deal with some thorny trivial matters, which may affect the business performance and even the reputation of the store. In addition, store operators can make flexible decisions on prices and deal with customer complaints quickly. Practice has proved that the business performance of shops with store operators is generally higher than that of shops without store operators. Therefore, if conditions permit, store operators should keep their stores.

1 1, traveling through time and space, with various customs.

12, if you don't want to go to work, you can pick up the children and want to have time to earn some money. This is actually a topic that many treasure moms are interested in. But you don't have to open a shop to make money. There are many ways to realize it. I have two examples around me.

13, "heart" is fashion and "heart" is elegance.

14, young woman, elegance is where you belong.

15. If you daydream too much, you will inevitably lose sleep at night.

16. In the store, boring time is also a limited edition. Persistence is the best growth.

17, it is rare for sisters to get together, so we must get together until the end.

18, woman, there is always a rainbow after the storm. There is no smooth road waiting for me on the road of life. Only the joy of success can inspire people to move forward.

19, I have a ladle of wine to comfort the dust.

20. If only getting rich was as simple as getting fat.

2 1, dance is an art, beautiful dance, giving people a beautiful edification, graceful and fascinating. Looking at the beautiful dance, I was really envious, so I stepped into the career of learning dance.

22. Insomnia is endless wandering on the pillow.

23, confession is a child's business, and adults rely on it.

24, eat in all directions, but a bowl of fireworks.

25. Sisterhood party. Everyone should be happy! Love you forever!

26. Don't think that if you don't meet often, your feelings will fade.

27, the heart is only amazing in an instant, and daily necessities are the lifestyle of a lifetime.

28. The pearl turns to the star, but Hua Teng moves. Dancing with a low heart and singing at the bottom of a peach blossom fan, I don't hesitate to step on the lotus and worry about going to Lingbo for a long time. I saw the dance in the air without a trace. Stealing through the palace is as stable as Mount Tai and as sleepy as Mount Tai. It's hard to say exquisite, but it must be seen from the palm of your hand.

29. If you have no experience, you have to open a shop, you can't devote yourself wholeheartedly, and the risk factor is too high. Trying is not recommended.

30. Although you are slender and petite, you speak softly, but you are very powerful. This is a real spiritual beauty! Seeing you, I think nothing is not beautiful, because you decorate everything with your beauty. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, let me unforgettable for a long time. That kind of sedate and dignified temperament, no matter how naughty people see you, they will be careful.

3 1, both examples show that there is no need to open a shop to make money. As long as you have the skills, technology and resources, you can make money by making use of relevant advantages, depending on how you grasp it.

32. People say that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is more painful than anything else.

Don't stay up all night, stay up all night with me.

You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

35, half-blooming, slightly drunk.