Funny and humorous emotional sentences (40 selected sentences)

1, ideal fullness, realistic bone feeling

2, click on your ass and you can relax at a glance.

3, wait for your concern, wait for me to close my heart.

4. Whoever doesn't talk behind his back has no one behind him.

5. Our goal: Look at the money and make money from it.

6. Memory is a bridge, but it leads to loneliness.

7. If you look at me again, take me home!

8, there is no separation in the heart, it is a real asceticism.

9. In the dead of night, missing becomes so presumptuous.

10, to admit your greatness is to admit your stupidity.

1 1, I knew you were a demon when I opened my eyes.

12, please don't tolerate my shameless capital for you on the spot.

13, get out of here, and keep rolling helliphellip.

14, forgetting is a luxury, and memory is torture.

15, I miss someone who will grow old with you by accident.

16, when I was holding the mouse, I lost the will to do my homework.

17, special people never say that they are special, such as me.

18, I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

19, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles when you are in a bad mood (super right!

20. The hand that complains about time is inevitable. Write love as love.

2 1, test scores are directly proportional to age. Wow, I am so young.

22. Zhuge Liang did not lead troops before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

Please read this word carefully, like Altman's gesture of hitting a monster.

24. Do all the bad things you can while you are young. It's only been a few years.

Since people are more angry than others, I still try to be an angry person.

26. I don't know when I started. I like to describe my feelings in words.

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin, Gree.

Just be a star. You don't have to catch your husband cheating. The whole country will help you catch it.

29. When I am in a bad mood, I will call my friend in the middle of the night to wake her up, and then I will go to bed.

30. If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

3 1. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

32, don't want to move, don't want to say, so motionless, even China moved.

33. The merry-go-round is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always sad.

The lake is quiet, just like a mirror, clearly reflecting the blue sky, white clouds, red flowers and green trees.

35. For heaven's sake, with thick soil as evidence, I would like to exchange my catty of meat for the fine weather in China this year!

36. What we once thought unforgettable was forgotten by us in the process of remembering.

37. When I love you, I am what you say. When I don't love you, you say what you are.

38. I ate quietly, just like I gained weight quietly. I slept very lazy, but I brought a piece of fat.

39. You think I am a kite. Either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with invisible feelings and break my heart.

40. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with background have been taken away, while monsters without background have been killed by sticks.