Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - After the twelve zodiac signs are drunk

After the twelve zodiac signs are drunk

What will happen to the twelve zodiac signs after being drunk? Aries: Keep drinking

The bold Aries will be the first to do it as soon as the table is served. They will not refuse anyone who comes, and they must drink to their heart's content. , Gu Gu Gu... After three glasses of wine, I became impatient and challenged me everywhere, looking for someone to drink. If you don't drink, it means you don't give face and show no affection. As a result, he was already drunk, but he still had no intention of leaving. Moreover, when he was drunk, he yelled, "I'm not drunk, so I'll keep drinking." Aries are active members at the wine table and can liven up the scene, but they often cause headaches for everyone because they drink too high, ruining the atmosphere at the table. Therefore, Aries people should control their drinking.

Taurus: Go to sleep

Drinking with a Taurus is the most boring thing. They are boring to death. Silence seems like drinking alone. Silence is the classic portrayal of Taurus at the wine table, which is completely opposite to Aries. If others don't mess with them, they will never raise a glass to join in the fun, and just lower their heads to taste the delicious food on the table. When encountering good wine, they will only take a few sips quietly and never let the alcohol take away the taste, otherwise it will be simply unforgivable, because when it comes to delicious food, Taurus will never want to be a waste of food. They know how to enjoy food and know how to control it. If you are really drunk, just go to bed by yourself.

Gemini: Pick up a conversation

Gemini people are naturally articulate and can turn a dead horse into a living horse and a mouse into a phoenix. Being toasted by you is better said to be punished by you and sent away. There is a beautiful rhetoric for every glass of wine. Under normal circumstances, it is difficult for others to escape the fate of being respected or punished under your sharp tongue. After several rounds, people are knocked down one after another. They feel like this Very fulfilling. Of course, Gemini's drinking capacity is not very good, and they can get drunk. It's even worse when they're drunk. They'll keep looking for people to talk to and use various excuses to get you to drink. Meeting a Gemini is even worse than an Aries, and you will have to drink glasses of strong drinks.

Cancer: Will cry when drunk

Cancer is a very quiet person at the dinner table. When drinking with others, no matter how much they drink, they will not talk nonsense. Nor boast. A blushing smile after being drunk makes people who are drunk or not drunk unable to help but amuse them. That is because they are still sober and retain their shyness. If they are drunk, they will cry like a completely different person. A certain emotion that had been suppressed in their hearts completely exploded due to alcohol, and they used that feeling of elation to vent their usually cautious moods.

Leo: Throwing things

The difference between Leo and Aries is that Leo people will not always force others to drink, but will say angrily, "I will do it first, you can do whatever you want" It often pops out of the mouth. They don't force others to drink as much as they want. It's boring to force others to drink. Since it's a tribute, they always have to drink more by pushing the cup to the bowl, throwing the bowl and changing the altar. At ***, you can't do without your rhetoric. The more you brag, the more you drink, and eventually you lose control of yourself. You may throw things when you are drunk, and you may lose your temper and lose your temper. The bottles were dropped, the tables and chairs were dropped, the plates were dropped, and finally oneself were dropped.

Virgo: Talking nonsense

Virgos naturally love to chatter after drinking. But it was uncharacteristic of me. At first, because I was pretending to be a lady or a gentleman, I was taciturn and only answered questions when asked. I raised my glass with both hands and sipped less when others were toasting. When I had to socialize with more and more toasts, I became dizzy and even tipsy. It is difficult to put state, impulse and passion under the control of reason. When you get high, you will ignore the unfair things in society, criticize your friends for being frugal in their private life, etc. They talk nonsense and are unpalatable to the ears. ...The carelessness of his words was enough to turn the faces of the drunk people present from red to blue.

Libra: It’s normal to be drunk

Libra is the calmest person at the dinner party. They are used to all kinds of dinner parties, wine tables and evening parties, and they have been able to cope with this kind of scene with ease. , you have to give other people's face, you still have to toast when you should toast, you still have to drink when you should drink, but you also have to take into account the state after drinking. Libras seldom use dry wine when drinking, and drink slowly and carefully, while pushing the cup to change the cup. , chatting and laughing happily, not persuading others too much, and not embarrassing myself. It started happily and ended happily. As the ancients said, "When the wine is drunk, the flowers are half blooming." Therefore, it is still normal to be drunk, and people can hardly see where they lose their composure.

Scorpio: Will tell the secrets in the heart

Scorpio people will generally be relatively calm when encountering the crazy people at the dinner table. They will drink alone in the corner or go to the back garden to watch. Although Jingfeng is not allergic to alcohol, out of love for his body, if his friends ask for a drink or his boss calls for a party, he will try his best to shirk it, giving the impression that he is too drunk. In fact, they disdain this kind of boring communication game, so they might as well... p>

Taurus (go to sleep)

Gemini (run to strike up a conversation)

Cancer (will cry when drunk)

Virgo (talk nonsense)

Lion (throwing things)

Libra (it’s normal to be drunk)

Scorpio (will tell the secrets in his heart)

Sagittarius (will trick others)

Capricorn (will control the amount of alcohol)

Aquarius (will be more irrational)

Pisces (sings like crazy)

Aries: Runs towards the target prey, flirts with wine, Taurus: Sings wildly, Gemini: Gets drunk and bites people like crazy, Cancer: Cries and scolds at the same time, Lion: Becomes a bitch, Virgin: Hides in the toilet and evaporates, Libra: Talks too much and abandons embellishments. Scorpio reveals his true nature: speaks the truth after drinking. Sagittarius: nags and quarrels endlessly. Capricorn: borrows wine to strengthen his courage and punches for fun. Aquarius: leaves without paying the bill. Pisces: falls asleep and falls asleep

Aries headband. The old man held the sink in his hand and shouted at the furniture: I'll beat you all to death. Then the Taurus fainted and talked nonsense: money... money... and then started bargaining to himself. The Gemini held the wine glass, sang and danced around the place. While drinking, I cried while hugging the photo of my mother: Mom, I miss you. The lion staggered around with his hands behind his back and threw a tantrum in the air: Get out of here before the task is completed next month. Virgins shouldn't be so rude. If they were drunk, they would probably handle it with gloves. I started mopping the floor with a mop, finished wiping the table, and when I was tired, I took a shower and went to bed. The balance didn’t know much about Scorpio. He was drunk and stabbed the air with a knife while shouting: XX told you to bully me and I will chop you to death. The shooter is drunk* ** When Capricorn is drunk, he will run around naked (because he loves freedom and fun). When Capricorn is drunk, he will hold the document and say: Boss, this is my XX plan. It has been prepared. Aquarius does not understand that Pisces will definitely cry for no reason and then go to sleep. Purely original Don’t blame the exaggeration

What do men of the twelve zodiac signs look like when they are drunk?

As soon as the table is served, do it first as a sign of respect, goo goo goo... After three drinks, Then he became unbearably lonely, challenging him everywhere and looking for people to drink. If someone refuses to fight, bring up "friendship and face". As a result, he was drunk, but he still had no intention of leaving. He said "I'm not drunk, come again" with great pride, but he didn't know that he was the only one making a fuss.

Taurus

Silence is the portrayal of a Taurus at the wine table. If others don’t mess with you, you will never raise a glass to join in the fun, just lower your head and taste the delicious food on the table. Delicious food. When encountering good wine, they will only take a few sips quietly and never let the alcohol take away the taste, otherwise it will be simply unforgivable, because when it comes to delicious food, Taurus will never be a waste of natural resources.

Gemini

Being toasted by you is more like being punished by you. Every glass of wine given out has a beautiful rhetoric. Under normal circumstances, it is difficult for others to keep an eye on you. You can escape the fate of being respected or punished under your tongue, and people are knocked down one after another in several rounds, but you can always protect yourself wisely. The sense of accomplishment of "Everyone is drunk and I am sober" will make you happy!

Cancer

When drinking with others, no matter how much you drink, you will not talk nonsense. I can drink, but I don’t boast about it. His blushing smile after being drunk makes people who are drunk or not drunk unable to help but amuse him, but he never acts drunkenly and gets into trouble with others. When drunk, he quietly leaves the scene, or closes his eyes to meditate, never disturbing others.

Leo

The words "I'll do it first, you do whatever you want" will often come out of your mouth. You don't force others to drink as much as you want. It's boring to force others to drink. Since it's Well, then I always have to drink more. Pushing cups to change bowls, throwing bowls to change altars, drinking to the point of excitement, and indispensable rhetoric. The bigger the boast, the harder the drink becomes, and in the end it becomes uncontrollable.

Virgos

When drinking, you should be taciturn at first, but when others are toasting, just raise the glass with both hands and sip a little. When there are more and more toasts that have to be socialized, it is difficult to put impulses and passions under the control of reason. When you are excited about drinking, you will ignore the injustices of society and criticize your friends for their mistakes...the ruthlessness of your words is enough. Make the faces of drunk people present turn from red to blue.

Libra

You have to give other people's face, but you also have to take into account the state after drinking. Libra rarely drinks dry, and drinks slowly and carefully, while pushing the cup to change the cup. , chatting and laughing, not persuading others too much, not embarrassing myself, starting in happiness and ending at the right time. As the ancients said, "When the wine is drunk, the flowers are half in bloom."

Scorpios

Although they are not allergic to alcohol, but out of love for their bodies, if friends ask for a drink, they will try their best to shirk it, giving people the appearance of being overwhelmed by alcohol. If you meet a leader who you think is worth drinking or someone who is beneficial to you, you will become a strong drinker and be full of energy. Whether you drink or not depends on who you drink with.

Sagittarius

Enjoy drinking and can use enthusiastic and humorous words and deeds to arouse everyone's drinking atmosphere. There can often be laughter at the banquet. Drinking is also a matter of fact. If you can drink, you will never be shy about it. When you are drunk, you will admit that you are drunk and you will never deny it. It is still a gentleman to part ways after drinking and even send drunk friends home

Capricorn

Many business interactions are inevitably resolved through drinking, but drinking can easily destroy cooperation opportunities. If socializing is unavoidable, Capricorns will take adequate measures to relieve their hangover when drinking. Although you always hold a glass and let others watch, who knows whether you are drinking wine or water? With work as the premise, you must not let yourself become mentally disordered.

Aquarius

When can Aquarius drink freely? When you meet a like-minded friend at the wine table, you will feel excited when you see each other. Put together, it's a feast of drinking, until you get drunk, and you drink in silence. The voices of the arguments became louder and louder as they drank, and they even started to fight. However, when they sobered up, they could not remember anything, and they continued to share the same bad feelings.

Pisces

Pisces are the type of people who rush to the shelves. Even though they know how much they drink, they can’t withstand the persuasion of others to drink, so they have to accept all the drinks offered and frown. He frowned and poured into his stomach. Seeing that you are so "refreshing", naturally more and more people will persuade you to drink, and you will often be the first to surrender in a daze.

Who among the 12 zodiac signs will go crazy after drinking? Remember the last drunken experience

As the name suggests, we refer to "drunk" wine rather than "drinking" ".

For most people, "drinking a glass of wine" has long meant a happy time with friends talking and laughing.

Depending on our age, and on the circumstances which surrounded our first experiences with alcohol, we all have various memories and hopes (sometimes, anxieties) aroused by the thought of a cool beer, a martini, a gin and Quartz. Ninja water, whiskey and beer, a sip of wine or something like that and so on.

Repeatedly, in most people's early drinking experience, their expectations for alcohol always match the actual amount they need to drink.

If it happens just right every time, we naturally regard "a drink" as a pleasant experience that not only meets our own needs, but also does not transgress the norms of religious customs. At the same time, it satisfies desires, caters to the etiquette of social occasions, and helps us relax, cheer up, and achieve our various pursuits. For example, it is a 55-year-old Finnish person, when someone offers him a drink, it immediately reminds him of the negative effects that a drink of cognac or vodka had on a cold day in his youth. Waves of warmth.

If she is a young woman, she may immediately think of a gorgeous crystal glass filled with champagne, fragrant clothes, a romantic atmosphere of rubbing their hair together, or a scene of a rock concert with a beard and long hair. A young man wearing a denim outfit took out a bottle of booze from a bag full of bottles, flashing lights kept flashing, smoke was everywhere, and everyone screamed, it was an exciting scene. One AA member said: "Have a drink" is almost synonymous with eating pizza and drinking beer.

Another 78-year-old widow said that she often couldn't help but think of her habit of having a glass of sherry at bedtime in a nursing home. Although this image of drinking in our minds is extremely natural, in our current situation, it is misleading, and it is how some of us start drinking.

If this is all we do with drinking, we are less likely to develop an alcohol problem later on. Yet a fearless look at our complete drinking record, however, shows that in the last years and months our drinking never created those perfect, magic moments again, no matter how hard we tried.

Instead, over and over, we wound up drinking far more than that, and landed in some kind of trouble as a result. Maybe we're simply guilty, secretly, of drinking too much.

But sometimes it turns into violent quarrels, which affect their work, and even lead to serious illness, accidents, or legal and financial problems. So when the suggestion of "a drink" comes to us, we now try to remember the whole train of consequences of starting with just "a drink" and ending with our last miserable drunk and hangover.

Generally speaking, an invitation from a friend to have a drink with us purely refers to a social interaction and a light tasting of one or two glasses.

But if we are careful to recall the full suffering of our last drinking episode, we will be free from our long- ago notion of "a drink." deceived.

Today we can honestly admit that in terms of our physiological reality, we are pretty sure that drinking a glass of soup means that sooner or later we will be drunk again, which will bring a series of troubles.

Drinking no longer means music and joy to us, but the memory of illness and regret. An AA member once said: "I know that if I go to a bar to drink a glass of wine now, it will never be the same as before. It just takes a little time and spends some money.

This glass of wine will It was too costly and too high a risk to drain my bank account, my family, my house, my car, my job, my sanity, and my life."

He. Remembering the last time he got drunk, not the first experience.

How to judge whether the people around you are dependent on alcohol in daily life? (Medical version 14) We have summarized some common manifestations of drinking patterns: 1. Seeing drinking as the most important or very important thing in life, occupying a central position in the heart, and never forgetting it. 2. The amount of alcohol consumed gradually increased compared to the initial period of drinking. 3. Drinking speed increases. 4. Often drink alcohol secretly alone or behind the back of family members. 5. Use wine as medicine to relieve emotional distress. 6. There is a behavior of hiding alcohol. 7. There is often forgetfulness after drinking. 8. Drinking alcohol unplanned often leads to accidents. 9. Drinking in the morning...gt;gt;

What are the most embarrassing drunken experiences among the twelve zodiac signs? Aries: After drinking too much, you want to drink more, and you fall asleep when you are too drunk.

Aries can’t put down the wine glass once they pick it up. They are an expert at drinking liquor and beer casually. Aries has always occupied a dominant position when it comes to drinking at the wine table, always urging everyone to drink together, and will not stop until everyone is drunk. Aries are usually noisy and talkative, but once they drink, they will calm down. When they drink too much and get drunk, they will sleep openly on the wine table, snoring as if they were sleeping at home.

Taurus: They keep shouting "I'm not drunk" and no one can stop them from drinking

Taurus is a mischievous person who rarely speaks out. He hid his true thoughts even more as soon as he drank wine. He was obviously drunk and unconscious, but he still shouted loudly that he was not drunk. Taurus people can't stop drinking once they start drinking. They fall in love with the wine glass and won't get drunk tonight. Taurus is a zodiac sign that won't stop drinking until they vomit. They just want to torture themselves like this to forget someone in their hearts. Virgo: If you drink a little bit of wine, you won’t be like them anymore. The bold ones can go to heaven

Virgos are timid and cautious people. They are the constellations of the twelve constellations that know how to think before they act. So they are more mature and rarely make mistakes. Virgos change their appearance as soon as they drink wine. The most suitable use of wine is to make people brave, and they can actually tell the name of the lover in their heart. Virgos start making phone calls when they are drunk, and will bravely say "I love you" to their crush.

Sagittarius: Keep asking for wine, and after drinking too much, they know the word "drink"

Sagittarius will never stop drinking, and the amount of alcohol is also amazing , to sum it up in one sentence, I can carry half a kilogram of white beer casually. When a Sagittarius reaches the point of drunkenness, he can't help himself. He will bark again when the wine is gone. Anyway, he must ensure that the wine glasses of himself and those around him are full. The more Sagittarius drinks, the more energetic they get, and eventually they will ruthlessly turn off their mobile phones, for fear that someone will interrupt their drinking.

Pisces: Drink too much as soon as they drink, get drunk again and again, and then start to think about the morning.

Pisces has a bad ability to drink, and they don’t drink often because they are well aware of their own drinking capacity. So I'm afraid of drinking and doing something outrageous if I drink too much. Pisces will become sentimental as soon as they drink alcohol, and then they will become more sentimental without drinking much. When they are drunk, they will become confused and start to have random thoughts, imagining that they are a prince, a rich second generation, or Cinderella. Pisces can't stop fantasizing like this until they are so drunk that they fall asleep, sleeping alone in a sweet dream and becoming a happy little fish.

Among the 12 zodiac signs, which zodiac sign will accompany you when you are drunk? This question is so outrageous. Can you ask other zodiac signs who will accompany you when you are drunk? I am not sure~ Khan

Twelve zodiac signs What do men do after drinking~~ Aries Aries especially like lively occasions, so when drinking, they are straightforward. Aries men like to go to PUBs where there are female bartenders or waitresses. Aries women can't resist drinking in places where there are many handsome men. They also get drunk quickly. The dominant organ of Aries is the head. If you drink too much, you will feel dizzy. In addition, it cannot stand being alone, so it will attack its target prey verbally and physically. Taurus Taurus can satisfy the taste of wine tasting.

Regardless of whether they are people who care or people who don't care, as long as they can have fun, Taurus will spend money generously. In fact, Taurus is usually very conservative and likes to restrain themselves, but after getting drunk, Taurus wants to relax completely.

Gemini: 35

Gemini people are changeable. They talk more after drinking, and they keep talking out whether they are right or wrong. But what a Gemini says after drinking is not true, and it may not be the truth. It may be just a temporary show of fascination. Gemini people are not very reliable in what they say, so don’t take it too seriously what a Gemini says after drinking. After all, Gemini people are changeable, whether in life or at parties, dinners, etc.

Cancer: 25

Cancer men will not do anything outrageous after drinking. Cancer men are very introverted. Although they have many thoughts and worries, Cancer men do not put these things into words. Even if he is drunk, a Cancer man will still regard these things as his own concerns and will not tell others. Maybe, in this way, the Cancer man will feel more comfortable in his heart. It is better that he always knows the secret.

Leo: 80

Leo men like to speak their innermost thoughts when they are drunk, but some words are exaggerated and exaggerated and do not conform to reality. Leo people They are very enterprising, but it is difficult for most Leos to be careful enough to start from the smallest work, but it is impossible to succeed out of thin air, so it seems that Leos talk about their talents and strategies after being drunk, But we must also pay attention to the authenticity of these words!

Virgo: 75

Virgo people usually start to miss their own life experience when they are drunk. In fact, Virgos have not experienced great ups and downs, but Virgos always feel that they have experienced many things that others have not experienced. You, Virgo, may be too sentimental. Sometimes what a Virgo says after being drunk is exaggerated and has a certain amount of moisture, so don’t think Virgo is so pitiful, it may not be true!

Libra: 45

Libra people sometimes joke too much when they are drunk, but what they say may not be true! Libra people rarely say anything that means nothing, and most of the time they laugh and joke to ease the relationship between a few friends. Just kidding. Many times, what Libra says after being drunk has very little credibility and can only be treated as a joke. If Lai Ting takes it seriously, it may be very untrue. Libra people are good at talking, so they made a lot of friends at dinner parties.

Scorpio: 95

Scorpio people will take off the mask on their face when they are drunk. We all know that Scorpios are a very scheming group of people, but Scorpios rarely tell others how they feel. However, if a Scorpio is drunk, they will really hope that others can understand them and enter their inner world. . Especially Scorpio's unique thoughts and ways of dealing with others, Scorpio will share it with others!

Sagittarius: 85

After drinking, Sagittarius people will talk to friends they trust. Speaking from my heart, in fact, Sagittarius people have their own beliefs in life, but they will not share them with others in more life and work. However, when Sagittarius is drunk, he will tell his friends around him. The thoughts in the heart and the pursuit of life that cannot be changed. What Sagittarius says at this time is really the truth! It’s just that some people may not be able to accept that Sagittarius is usually such a lively person and often has so many principles of life. Oh!

Capricorn: 35

Capricorns tend to talk more when they are drunk. After all, Capricorns are such boring people in life that only when they are drunk do they talk. He talks a lot, but is not particularly talkative.

They will still say some useful words, but Capricorn...gt;gt;

How will Capricorn behave after being drunk? Capricorn: Can control the amount of alcohol

Capricorn is A zodiac sign that knows how to control the amount of alcohol better than Libra. Although many business interactions are inevitably solved by drinking, drinking can easily destroy cooperation opportunities. If you drink to a certain level without restraint, you will lose your temper, and sometimes you will miss opportunities. uncertain. If socializing is unavoidable, Capricorns will take adequate measures to relieve their hangover when drinking. Although you always hold a glass and let others watch, who knows whether you are drinking wine or water? If you take work as the premise, then you must not let yourself become mentally disordered. Therefore, Capricorns at the dinner table are not easy to get drunk. They often lie until they are almost drunk and say that they really can't drink anymore and want to vomit.

How do Pisces behave when they are drunk? I am a Pisces woman. I have a lot to say every time I get drunk. I especially like to tell my own story. I feel that my life is a legend.