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The composition of the cattle in our class
Composition of our class 1 Our class is a place where heroes from all over the world gather, and heroes from all walks of life are famous for their martial arts. Now I will bask in the awesome people in our class.
Little genius-singing
Speaking of singing, the students in our class
There is no classmate who does not admire. He knows everything. Once in a geography class, the teacher asked us to answer a question, and the voice of the question just dropped to "A". His answer was blurted out, and his confident eyes were enviable. The teacher sold it once and said "A". I saw Kou smiling and elated. So the lens is like this ... no way, as long as he is there, we have no place to talk. When the teachers saw him, they all gave thumbs up and praised him again and again. At this time, he is a rose, and we just need to decorate and set off these green leaves. Every time I see his small and exquisite appearance, I will think of that sentence: concentration is the essence.
Iron mouth-Herry Liu
Liu Zhi is an all-powerful figure in our class. He is glib, and often quarrels with the teacher with his own fallacies and heresies.
Once in a political class, he took a nap below. When he saw it, the teacher approached him quietly. Where does Herry Liu know that the teacher is behind? He felt something was wrong. He turned his head and looked surprised. He asked the teacher, "You didn't attend class well. What are you doing around here? You scared me to death. " "What are you doing?" "I'm saving my strength." Space-squeezed cities treat iron mouth, the teacher also helpless, so we have to let him speak face to face.
There are still many awesome people in our class. Do you want to see them? Then wait for the next time.
Look, the one in black and white shorts is the one in our class-Xiaoyu. Although Xiaoyu is so thin, she is a real person!
Xiaoyu has crooked eyebrows, intense eyes and a glib mouth under her small nose. She is lively and cheerful, and is deeply loved by teachers and classmates. She is a veritable "king of knowledge"!
Xiaoyu can play the piano, dance, sing, play the guzheng and so on. Can do anything! Everyone has to admit that she is "awesome"!
Xiaoyu's grades are also very good. Every time she meets a problem, the teacher asks her to explain, which is better than the teacher! At this time, someone shouted "Xiao Yu is really awesome!" Once I went to ask Xiaoyu, why did you get such good grades? Xiaoyu said to me: "As long as you listen attentively in class and consolidate after class, you will be just like me!" " "After listening to this, I suddenly realized that it is no wonder that Xiaoyu's academic performance is so good, which is really awesome!
Xiaoyu sings well, too. In a music class, the music teacher named Xiaoyu to sing for us, and we clapped our hands and said yes! Xiao Yu smiled and said, "Then I will sing a song" Warmth "for you." For an instant, we were immersed in this song as if we were in a dream. Even the birds outside the window are chirping, as if to say, "well sung, well sung!" " After a song, we are still immersed in the beautiful singing. Even the teacher gave a thumbs-up and praised Xiaoyu: "Cow! Real cow! "
This is the best person in our class. Come and see her in our school sometime!
Our class's composition 3 "Hoo, Hoo, Hoo" is a loud snoring, which attracts the attention of all the people in our class. Oh, it turned out to be our "sleeping bug"-Huang Zhu Kay.
Speaking of this big sleeper in our class, there are many jokes. Once, all the students in our class arrived at school very early, and only he, a "sleeping bug", came the latest. The teacher asked him, "Why did you come so late?" He actually replied, "The alarm clock at home is broken." However, the teacher knew that he was lying and let him go.
Another time, because I went to bed too late, I slept on my desk all morning in class. Nothing can be said. Finally, the teacher got angry and severely criticized him, but it was still useless. He still sleeps with him. However, although he has all these minor faults, he also has advantages. Every time the teacher asks him for help, he will do it obediently and help his classmates do good things.
This "big sleeper" in our class is really a fun person.
There are countless talented people in our class. Among these talented people, the most dazzling one is her-Wang. The light that blooms on her body is so dazzling and charming.
Wang is of medium height, about the same size as me. His skin is fair, his big eyes are always shining with wisdom, and his hair is always tied in a ponytail, which makes him look generous and neat.
If anyone in our class is a master of painting, it must belong to Wang. She published every blackboard newspaper, and this time, of course, it was her. After class, I saw her tick a pen here and add a pen there, and a lifelike little girl was "born" from her hand, and the students were full of praise. She still doesn't feel satisfied when it has been painted. I saw that she picked up the chalk again and drew some thriving grass below, adding colorful flowers, which added a little vitality to the painting. After painting, she kept asking her classmates to give her some opinions on the painting, and then corrected it immediately. The students all admire her seriousness.
Every time the school held a painting competition, she took the initiative to sign up and won the first prize several times.
Well, after listening to my introduction, do you really want to meet this young artist? Then come to our class and have a look!
Since junior high school, we have found that there are really great changes around us, including study, life or interpersonal communication, and there are many wizards. It's like someone sings well, studies well, has a strong appeal and so on. Among them, the person I admire most is the Sports Committee of our class.
This sports commission is handsome and charming, and it is really a model for our generation. More importantly, he is not good at every subject except English ... especially PE. He got good grades in physical education class, so he was exempted from many tests. What is more eye-catching is his elegant long hair, proud figure and tough speed, which is called "the man with a gust of wind" by Jianghu people. His fighting capacity is also amazing. Whenever someone fights, he will shout at the rapidly developing and completely broken voice first. If two people don't give up, he will drag them away at a speed that can go down in history. If it really doesn't work, he will kick a few feet. ...
He is not only in good health, but also holds several posts, such as a representative of Chinese class. Yes, the legendary Sports Commission is a representative of the China class who likes to look at flowers and cars. He is very serious whether he receives homework or attends class. This is the best person in our class.
In our class, there is a person who studies very well. He is the great man in our class-Pang Yujun.
He does well in the exam every day and is deeply loved by teachers. Every class, Ren Ke's teacher will also say that he is very good and great. Of course, he also became a "great man" in my class.
He is short, with big eyes and a hoarse voice. He always speaks actively in class. As soon as the teacher says that he is a good student, he must be indispensable. He is clean, and he is always clean. He is going to be the enemy of our class. How envious!
I still remember one time, after class, he was "bullied" by the new girl in our class. I didn't expect all the girls and boys in our class to look like that girl, but the teacher believed him, probably because of his good discipline.
I also have a problem with him, but I told the teacher, and the teacher actually told me, "He can be the first in the whole grade group, can you?" I really hated him at that time!
He is a great man in our class. He has good discipline, studies well and is full of advantages. That's great. Who is the best person in your class? Will it be better than him?
The cows in our class are well known. They are: Chen Dabao, Zhou Niuniu and Chen.
Chen Dabao is a naughty cow. Naughty in class, naughty during recess, naughty in listening to the radio and naughty in doing eye exercises. Every time he has a music class, he deliberately sings out of tune. Every time I do eye exercises and listen to the radio, I am either named by the teacher or sent to the corner.
Zhou Niu Niu is a "scud". She is a runner in our class. She runs as fast as lightning. What's even more amazing is that she only needs seven seconds to run a sprint! She is also good at long-distance running. Through the selection, she entered the 600-meter final of the whole grade. On the day of the final, she won the first place in her class!
Chen is a cow who imitates cats. She meows like a cat when she is happy and meows like a cat when she is unhappy. She not only meows like a cat, but also draws kittens, lying, standing and sitting, which is very cute. What's more lovely is that she asked my brother to make her wool ball and play with her kitten.
"Meow meow, I want to catch you this wool ball!"
"You can't catch me, you can't catch me!"
"I got you, meow!"
"ah! You grabbed my wool ball, okay! It's my turn to chase your cat! "
How's it going? Is the "awesome person" in our class very special? From naughty bags to runners to cute kittens, there are all kinds of strange things.
The cow in our class has a pair of big eyes, a pair of round black glasses, dark hair and big ears. Medium build, height 1.7 meters.
He is the best in math and the best person in our class.
On a sunny morning, we studied in a quiet classroom, as if we could hear the crisp sound of a needle falling to the ground. At this time, the three worst people in our class broke the peace of our class. The cow in our class said, "Stop it!" Suddenly, everyone was afraid to make any noise. "Jingle bells ..." The bell rang, and this class is math. The teacher wrote a problem on the blackboard and said, "Whoever can solve this problem completely will have no math homework today." We are very happy to hear that, but almost no one can do it, except those awesome people in our class.
At this time, we seem very confused. I saw the cows in our class writing this question. It seems simple to him, but it is difficult for us. Fifteen minutes later, the cow in our class showed his work to the teacher. "Not bad!" " The teacher said. The teacher added, "This classmate has no math homework today." Our lively hearts suddenly fell down. The teacher told us the topic, and the middle teacher talked about it. Let the awesome people in our class talk about the second half. After listening, we gradually understood the train of thought of this question, and felt that it was not as difficult as expected.
The cattle in our class are very handsome and study well, which is an example for us to learn!
There is a classmate in our class who is very awesome. It can be said that he is a great person in our class and often does some funny things. Let's see how awesome he is.
One day at school, that awesome classmate secretly put the hidden snacks in his schoolbag and took them to school. After class, he secretly took out a biscuit to eat, and the monitor found that the biscuit crumbs fell to the ground. The monitor immediately said, classmate, you are eating snacks. I'm going to tell the teacher. The cow man hurriedly brought a snack to the monitor, which was just seen by the head teacher who had just arrived in the classroom. When the class teacher walked towards them, Niu Ren's classmates subconsciously grabbed a snack for the class teacher. Teacher, you also ate the head teacher who was about to train them, and all the students around you laughed. The teacher is also in distress situation. He told the cow that this kind of thing won't happen again, and put down the snacks and walked to the podium.
Another time, Niu Ren's classmates stole high-concentration alcoholic candy brought by his father from abroad. I ate a few mouthfuls because I was greedy, and I was drunk. Suddenly I want to sing a song "Looking at Lushan Waterfall". The incense burner in Rizhao gives birth to purple smoke, and the waterfall hangs over thousands of rivers. On the high cliff, it seems to be thousands of feet high, which makes people think that the Milky Way has fallen from heaven to earth. I fell asleep after singing, and when I woke up, I asked him. I don't remember anything.
Have you ever met such an awesome person?
The cow composition in our class 10 autumn wind is bleak and autumn fruit is fragrant. With coolness, I finally went to junior high school! I made many friends in my new school. Look! My front desk is the kind I can't recognize in the crowd, with a short face and thighs, but although he is ugly, his knowledge reserves make him destined to be extraordinary. He is-Chen Mohan.
He is a living "encyclopedia": whether it is Chinese, mathematics or natural history, he knows everything except astronomy and geography. Last time the history teacher asked a question, the whole class was silent. Those "masters" all bowed their heads: some looked at the book as if they were reading the contents; Some look around as if they can't see (even if he is sitting in the first row); Some people pretend to drop their pens, then pick them up and never get up ... At this time, a hand is held high like a flock of chickens. He is serious, calm, methodical, leisurely, word for word, confident and generous. Everyone suddenly exploded like water flying into the oil pan. The "masters" laughed and criticized his answer for being worthless. The students are whispering and looking at the history teacher. The history teacher nodded, and those people's laughter got stuck in their throats, and they were slapped hard by the teacher's nod. Later, under the leadership of the teacher, the whole class applauded except the "master", but he sat down slowly.
Encyclopedia is an audio textbook. He taught me a lot of knowledge and increased my knowledge. I hope he can read more books and make his name immortal!
On the title of "Prince of Mathematics", Tan Yong deserved it. Look! He is solving a high school Olympic math problem. Solve high school Olympic math problems! At this age, it's really not a human matter. See Tan Yong scratching his head for a while, for a while on the draft paper with lively gesticulations, in a short time, there have been a few beads of sweat on his head. Will our prince of mathematics fail in this problem? Wet all over, he suddenly had a flash of light and made a "cha cha" sound under the topic. Shout loudly: "I solved it, I solved this problem!" " "
"The male rabbit's feet are messy, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred." You see, Yuan, the great god of arts in our class, is reciting his Chinese book by the window again. For "endorsement", she has always advocated rote memorization and rotted in her mind, while for writing, she expressed her unique style. No wonder her liberal arts scores have always been the first.
Melodious piano sounds came from the piano room. It turned out that it was our musical genius Wang Xining playing. I saw her slender fingers jumping back and forth in the black and white keys, sometimes pessimistic, sometimes happy, just like running water ... Beautiful piano music echoed in the piano room. I, Xi Ning, not only play the piano well, but also sing songs very well, so she has captured the hearts of many girls.
Hehe, these three "awesome people" are the "red stars" of our class. Of course, there are many great "awesome people" in our class, and they have created a beautiful landscape together.
Cowboy composition in our class 12 Cowboys are everywhere in the world, and there is a cowboy in our class-Wang Zhe.
Big figure, muscular legs, black eyes, really handsome from a distance!
Wang Zhe is an athlete in our class. Every time he goes to physical education class, he shouts "Go to physical education class" and comes out to line up! The loud and powerful voice echoed in the classroom, and the students in the classroom immediately walked out of the classroom like good babies.
On the physical education class, Wang Zhe takes us to run twice every time.
The second time, when we couldn't run, he kept running. His perseverance is worth learning. In basketball class, he carefully guided us and achieved excellent results in every exam. For example, when he was practicing running, when the whistle sounded, he rushed out like an arrow and finally got a good score of 1 minute.
Another time, when he was playing basketball, the PE teacher asked him to be our teacher. The movements of jumping and throwing are as smooth as beautiful dance, which surprises us. In the last first-year football league, our class beat Class 15 with an excellent score of 7: 1 at the last moment of the game. I only remember the scene when I was about to be defeated. At the last moment of the game, I saw the football merge with him, passing the opposing defender, and the ball flew past him and went straight to the gate. I saw him stir the ball high.
The composition of our class 13 has just started, and a new classmate-Guo has come. She was transferred from Class 53. She is short, as tall as my nose. Her face is round, like a small round apple.
At first, I thought she was quiet.
Once after class, all the students went out to play wildly and do strenuous exercise, but he sat there quietly, as if he had been enchanted by someone.
Don't look at him He is quiet, but she is crazy!
Once, after class, Guo took out some reminders from her bank and asked my weak deskmate Liang to pay back the money. Liang at the same table either said, "I have no money." Or say, "I don't owe you money." If Liang didn't pay back the money, she kept shouting "Pay back the money" and "Pay back the money" in front of Liang ... Fortunately, the bell saved my deskmate, otherwise he wouldn't know what year, month and day Guo was talking about!
After a while, I learned her shortcomings: low voice in class, slow homework, and always writing in the last few places.
I hope Guo can change my bad habits and be a quiet and elegant girl!
Cow composition in our class 14 Our class is really crouching tiger, hidden dragon. Today I sun the cows in our class again.
First of all, let me talk about Pumbaa, the singer in our class. He can sing anywhere, in class, after class and even in the bathroom. He came from the sixth grade, and singing made him look outgoing, so he was popular and integrated into our group faster than the people who came with him. Although his grades were average, he won the favor of teachers with his singing. Every class meeting, teachers and classmates will let him sing a song on stage.
Speak of the devil, here comes Zhipeng.
Listen, Pumbaa hanged himself again. He sang the paradise of Tengger singers. Look at his mouth, gestures, twisted body, magical voice. It's really a bit like a Tengger singer singer. After singing, the students laughed their heads off, and some people were still clapping. They are all his fans. However, I really feel "sad" for the classmates around him. He sang in class, and the teacher thought he was gossiping with others and asked them to stand up.
Pumbaa likes singing very much, even obsessed with it, but I also want to tell him not to go too far, such as singing in class.
Ok, I'm going to listen to Pumbaa sing.
Our class's composition 15 wants to talk about our class's cows, but I can't finish it all day and night. Today, let's meet Zhang, a great athlete.
Zhang is the sports committee member of our class. Let's see his heroic posture in the stadium.
He is good at sprinting. The result of 50-meter running is more than 6 seconds, and 100-meter running is about 13 seconds. Although his long-distance running performance is not as good as sprinting, he is still outstanding in our class.
It is said that Zhang's solid ball and high jump are also very good. In elementary school, his solid ball scored 15 meters, breaking the school record. In the high jump, he jumped 1.5 meters, broke the school record and won the championship.
Zhang's basketball is the best. In primary school, he was the captain and main force of the basketball team. In this year's basketball competition, he led the Qi Xin primary school basketball team into the finals and won the second place.
Let's put down the picture first, and then look at this computer geek. In the computer class, the teacher just finished, and let us surf the Internet freely. The classmate next to me challenged Liu Zihao, and I was a bystander. At the beginning of the game, Liu Zihao's hand was pressed quickly, and a series of operations dazzled me. Great! After several rounds of difficult operations, there is no doubt that Liu Zihao won.
There are many geniuses in our class, such as academic expert Cao Qingyuan, artist Xia Ruiying and laborer Wang Kexin.
Forty-five students in our class have their own characteristics, dotted with 705 classes, which makes this big family shine.
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