What are some funny birthday wishes?

1, may you have meat, wine and girls, and you can laugh and struggle in poverty. Happy birthday!

2. I wish you a happy old turtle in the East China Sea. Dashi in Nanshan will live longer than Nanshan.

Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

You were destined to belong to me from the moment you were born. Although we can't be with you on this special day, we will celebrate your 60th birthday together.

Today is your birthday, and your friend asked for a power train for you. Please take your mobile phone and knock hard on the floor. Ok, the song ordering is over!

I've always wanted to say something to you, but I didn't have a chance. Today I finally got up the courage to have a happy birthday!

7. I don't give presents for my birthday now. I will write you a blessing. If you think the gifts are not enough, please gather me together again. Happy birthday to you.

8. Your factory date has arrived.

9. There is a saying, if you don't say it today, you will have no chance. Happy birthday.

10, the spring breeze of reform blows all over the earth, and the new year must live up to expectations.

1 1. I won't sleep if the moon doesn't sleep. Sand sculpture is one year older this year.

12 You smelly pig, you look so good, but you still can't escape one year old.

13, commemorating the 20th anniversary of his descent.

14. Congratulations on your successful upgrade to version 2.0.

15, I have been making this fireworks for 20 years.