What are some popular songs with illogical lyrics?

There are many well-known songs in the Chinese music scene, and of course there are some songs with good rhythm, but the lyrics are rather confusing. Like listening to some songs.

First of all, there is a lyric in May's Fire: Did you spray the fire? It's my look. I used to like May's songs very much, especially listening to this song "Fire". Recently, I read the lyrics carefully and found that there seems to be something wrong. Is this the person who did her hair?

The second song is a lyric of folk singer Dong Ye. Miss Dong by S: Miss Dong? You look beautiful when you hang your mouth down. Hmm? It feels so strange. Who looks good with his mouth down? What kind of fairy is that? No wonder he was so obsessed.

There is a lyric in Back-to-Back Hugs by my favorite singer JJ Lin: Do we hug back to back? The abuse of silence is roaring. Who can tell me how to hug back to back? That posture is too ugly. Are you sure this song is not for a clothing brand?

Little Tiger has a song that is popular all over the country. It is called Love. I thought it was a little scary in a romantic and warm song. There's a lyric in it that says: string together your heart and mine ... In an instant, there's a feeling of stringing together your heart and making it into a barbecue. Innocent at heart!

Singer Adu's classic "He must love you very much", the lyrics logic is really confusing. One of them sings like this: I should be under the car? I don't think he was in the car at that time. When I heard this lyric, I always thought he was a mechanic. It was too chaotic to help others repair cars under the car.

These songs are undoubtedly beautiful, even classic. But it's really hard to rhyme. But it is still much better than the songs of some fresh meat singers now.