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If you love him, you should lock him in the house.
Embroider the ears into flowers, so that the whole well can be taken lightly.
Take out the complicated lane wind, watch the lightness skill of white clouds, and listen to the jump of the tide.
I thought I had you, but that was just an empty shadow. When the wind blows, it will be chaotic; when the stone falls, it will be broken; when the boat comes, it will be scattered.
If you love him, you should lock him in the house. If he tries to escape, break his leg.
The road is still so long, I don't mind being king myself.
Don't try to leave me, or I will bleed and I will marry you again.
When the sky is hot for a long time, those who follow me will be crowned king.
When I roar, the whole world will bear my anger!
If you like someone, go after him. If you can't catch him, keep chasing him. If you can't catch him, break his leg.
Brother, don't make me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a bloody relationship.
Watch the fans die behind, turn around and scare away millions of heroes!
If there is a fire in it, it will be me who burns the sky.
I held the flag and hit half the country. I'll take the throne and you sit down.
If God obeys me, he will prosper; if God does not obey me, he will die.
Women who rely on blood and beauty don't need men.
Don't wait for me to slap you before you know how to sew your mouth!
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