Boss: I fired a job. Do you want to eat?

- 1-

At work today, my boss Li told me that he wanted me to go to the office. Speaking of which, I haven't been to the boss's office since I went to work. But on the whole, it's not a good thing to talk in the boss's office!

I knocked on the door of the general manager's office with trepidation, and the boss was sitting at his desk teasing a Brazilian turtle. Seeing me come in, I quickly put the tortoise into the glass jar on the table, and there were five more in it.

He nodded with satisfaction and asked me.

"I fired a squid. Do you want to eat? "

I can't help getting excited when I hear the boss's words. What does this mean? Are you going to fire me? Although I have been working in the new company for almost a month, I have been working for half a month and taking a leave of absence for half a month. I asked for leave because of pneumonia. I had an intravenous drip for ten days, and then I took four days off because I had to take a second interview. But I am a good employee!

Until now, I have never been late, although I always punch in at the last minute; There is no need to leave early. I get off work at 5: 30 every day, but I don't clock in until 5:3 1! You can't fire me for asking for leave!

I looked at my boss with an ugly face, thinking about how to get my salary in the next half month. The boss asked me with concern when he saw my pale face.

"What's the matter? Are you still uncomfortable? "

This man is so hypocritical! It's too much to pretend to be amiable when you know you're going to be fired soon I had MMP in my head, so I smiled at my boss and asked him what he wanted to see me about.

The boss clapped his hands and shouted at the door, "Squid!"

-2-

I saw Director Li push the door and come in with an iron plate and an iron bowl upside down. I can't help wondering if the boss is really not going to fire me, but is he really going to fire me? But why me?

In my puzzled eyes, the boss picked up the iron plate and raised the iron bowl, and the aroma in the room suddenly overflowed. I swallowed my saliva unwillingly, and it smelled so sweet!

"Boss, are you ..."

The boss smiled and put the plate of fried fish in front of me. Somehow he conjured up a pair of chopsticks and handed them to me.

"Xiao Lin, you come to the company for so long, we have not talked about it. Some time ago, I heard that you were ill and fired a squid for you. Try it first to see how it tastes! "

I appreciate it. I didn't expect the boss to be so good. I even misunderstood him just now! I took the chopsticks handed me by my boss, and I couldn't help but burst into tears while eating delicious fried pork. When I finished eating, I suddenly caught a glimpse of Director Li's eyes. I heard a terrible cry in my heart, and when I looked up, I just saw the boss's cruel smile hanging on my mouth.

I suddenly felt hot all over, as if an invisible hand was squeezing my body like a sponge. I want to scream in pain, only to find that I can't make a sound at all!

I stared at my boss bitterly. There must be something wrong with the job I just ate! The boss didn't care about my eyes at all, but there was a mocking smile on his face.

"You turtle grandson! Don't want to go to work every day to repay the boss who pays you, just think about how to cheat and play tricks! I'll treat you to fire! Isn't it delicious? Ah? "

I stared at the boss with resentment and wanted to take a bite! Why do I want to take a bite at this time? But I was horrified to find that the boss's body became bigger in my eyes. Finally, his shoes, which are said to be made in England, stopped in front of me like a hill.

I looked down at myself and was horrified to find that I had become a turtle?

-3-

The boss pinched the turtle shells on both sides of me with two fingers and picked me up. I looked at the suddenly high floor, afraid of heights, and pedaled my limbs in a panic. The boss's contemptuous sneer came from his ear.

"Parasites, you have a good reunion!"

A burst of dizziness, "thud" I was thrown into the glass jar on the table. By the time I came to my senses, he had left the office. Director Li glanced at the boss's back with a frown and looked back at the direction of the glass jar to say something. There was a phone call from the boss in the air. Director Li hesitated and left with a "coming right away".

Before I could react to all this, the door slammed.

"Wow, Xiao Lin, why are you here?"

A familiar voice interrupted my thinking. What is this? I looked up and was unconsciously surrounded by the six turtles left in the glass jar. The speaker is a turtle with two circles on its back. It seems that he is the youngest.

"And you are?"

"I! Brother Zhang! Don't remember me? "

"Zhang elder brother? Ah! You are the brother Zhang who left after I came for a week! "

"yes! It's me! "

Brother Zhang left a week after I joined the company. He was very kind to me and taught me a lot of experience. My colleagues also warned me to be careful. There seems to be something wrong with this company. But one day, he suddenly stopped coming and asked his colleagues. They all said that he had left his job.

Brother Zhang put his paw on my shoulder and enthusiastically introduced me to the other five turtles. We are all in the same boat. We were all fired by the boss, and this is what happened.

The oldest one was also the first to become a turtle. Mr. Ding, a veteran of this company, once fought with his boss in the mall. But in the end, because of the competition for the company's equity, I was fired by my boss and became what I am now.

The second largest, with two parallel straight lines on his back, is Chen, the chief financial officer of the company at the beginning. This happened because he discovered the boss's secret, and he used legal loopholes to carry out illegal activities of tax evasion.

Sitting next to Mr. Chen is Cao, the former marketing director of the company. According to him, he was fired because he questioned the boss that our company's products had safety problems. In a rage, the boss told him to fuck off, and now he has become a turtle with horizontal and vertical patterns on his back!

Next to the former boss's secretary is Huang Lirong. She was fired because she protested strongly when the boss wanted to fire Director Cao. She and director Cao are underground lovers! The boss thinks she is in the way and wants to arrange his sister-in-law, that is, Director Li, to be his secretary. So, she was invited to eat squid.

The last one is the warehouse supervisor of the company, Wang Da. He is always complaining. If he had steady hands, he wouldn't be here now! It's all because my hands are shaking, so I broke a porcelain in the warehouse. I found the white powder hidden in the porcelain! When he rushed into the general manager's office with white powder, he was invited to eat squid.

-4-

After listening to their introduction, I can't help but take a breath: it turns out that this company is a foreign trade company on the surface, exporting porcelain abroad, but secretly doing drug trafficking!

But what's the use of knowing all this I'm just a turtle now! Thought of here, I felt a sense of loss. Brother Zhang looked at me, bowed his head and said nothing to comfort me.

"Xiao Lin, do you want to drive! Although we became turtles, oh no, turtles. But it won't make us live longer! And I believe that there will be opportunities to escape! "

I was about to answer brother Zhang when the office door opened with a bang. See director Li poked around into the room, gently closed the door and walked to the front of the glass jar. She took a deep breath and said quickly.

"I know you can hear me now, and I will only say it once. Actually, I was forced by my brother-in-law. I don't want to do such a thing at all! I know a way to get you back to your original shape. The timing is just right.

My brother-in-law is practicing the firing method! As long as someone eats the squid that he fired for 7749 days, it will become a turtle. When seven turtles get together, there will be a battle between them, and the remaining one will naturally return to its original shape! That's all I can say. I must hurry, or my brother-in-law will find out! "

Then she hurried away, leaving us ghosts to look at each other. Brother Zhang first broke the silence.

"Well, do you think what she said is credible?"

After pulling Huang Lirong, Director Cao stepped back and said, "How is that possible! She is the boss's sister-in-law. Why should she help us? " Huang Lirong nodded in agreement with him.

Wang Da looked at the turtles around him with malicious intent. "But this is always an opportunity, isn't it?"

Manager Chen looked at him warily, said nothing, and slowly distanced himself from the turtles.

Zhang Ge gave me a complicated look, then glanced at Mr. Ding and said leisurely.

"The biggest one really has an advantage ~"

As soon as brother Zhang's words came out, all the turtles looked at Mr. Ding uniformly. Ding always backs away warily and shouts loudly.

"You don't be cheated by that little bitch! She must be lying to us! "

The other turtles silently surrounded him, and soon he was cornered. He held his head high and stood half-way.

"Don't push me!"

Except me, the other five turtles rushed forward together. Mr. Ding was so scared that he shrank into his turtle shell, but it was a pity that it didn't help. Manager Chen bit his head and the other four turtles attacked his limbs respectively. After a few minutes, Mr. Ding gave a scream and then stopped.

After a fight, the remaining five turtles gave me a neat look and scared me directly into the shell. There is a faint irony in their eyes, and they don't care about that weak me at all. Tension spread in it, and there was a stalemate for a while. Finally, Mr. Chen moved his paws.

-5-

Director Cao He finally killed other turtles. Director Cao looked at me shivering and couldn't help laughing.

"Really weak! You this ... ah ... Li ... "

I was surprised to see all this. With a triumphant bite of Cao's neck, he won't let go. After struggling for a few minutes, Director Cao also died!

Looking at Huang Lirong, who is twice my age, I can't help smiling: It seems that I am going to die here today! Stumbling towards me, when she passed General Ding, she suddenly changed! Ding used up his last strength and bit his neck.

"You all don't want to live!"

Huang Lirong screamed, twitched a few times on the ground, and did not move. I watched all this in amazement, so I won? So I can go back to my original shape? I can't help but get excited at the thought, but nothing happened after waiting for a long time.

"Wonderful, wonderful!" The door of the office suddenly opened. Director Li took the boss's hand, and the boss walked slowly into the room with bulging hands. Looking at this scene, I immediately understood that we were all cheated by Director Li!

"Ha, ha, ha, are you wondering why you haven't changed back to your original shape? Of course it's a lie! I didn't expect you to really kill each other! Ha ha ha! "

Looking at director Li's satisfiedly smile, I gnashed my teeth and couldn't wait to rush over and bite her! It's a pity that it's useless for me to hit the glass jar now. I can only look at the dog men and women proudly in front of me!

-6-

Director Li took me out of the glass jar and put it on the table to tease me. Turn me over from time to time, and it took a long time to turn it back. After several times, I just closed my eyes and let them turn!

After several times, they were tired of playing. Director Li looked at the boss and asked.

"Brother-in-law, what about this turtle grandson?"

"Well, he's not dead, I've got inside information, this guy is the undercover of Longmen National Security Bureau! If he dies, Longmen will get the news immediately! Let's leave him here to die! Hurry up and tidy up, we will probably run away, and drug trafficking has been exposed! Longmen is full of talented people. Someone must have restored him to his original shape! Let him go! "

"good! I see! "

After discussion, they took some things from the office and left. I am the only turtle wandering in the office. ......

-7-

A week later, I was finally discovered by the master elder sister who came here. She picked me up from the dusty corner with a confused face and sprinkled some colored powder on me. I slowly turned back to my original shape, naked.

Angry and funny, senior took out clothes from her backpack and threw them to me.

"Little teacher younger brother, you failed for the first time. See how the master punishes you! "

I heard that I was going to be punished by the master, so I couldn't help crying with a bitter face.

"Yellow crane, the boss of the son of a bitch, is not a person. He ran away with his sister-in-law ..."

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