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Love rat's classic sentences

First, say that horses are floating clouds, and swift horses are floating clouds in floating clouds.

Second, when you meet love rat, the first thing you should do is to break up, and then you can get your revenge. Anyway, it's consuming people.

3. Girls always think that they can tame love rat into a loyal dog, but every love rat has a Teddy hidden in his soul.

4. Girls always think that love rat can be tamed into a loyal dog, but they don't know that love rat is actually Teddy.

5. According to the current general definition of love rat, all the boys I meet in my feelings are love rat. Many male friends around me, including some decent and capable boys, have also done love rat, and most of them admit that sometimes they can only say that there are not so many heinous people, but everyone can show their selfishness and shortcomings that can be exposed at will in some aspects, such as hurting people consciously or unconsciously.

I won't give people who let me down another chance to hurt me. Don't be paranoid. Live your boring life. We're fine, love rat. It's not you who will come to a good end.

Seven, I am not a person, I am not a thing, I deserve to meet love rat, I deserve to be cheated.

I am poor, I have no money, and you can't follow me. That is your money worship.

The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you are still lying when I know the truth.

The reason why I hate intimacy is that intimacy always hurts me.

You have no face at all. You are so thin-skinned You need two pages to catch up with Modern Chinese Dictionary.

Twelve, she is more active than you.

Thirteen, girls will meet several love rat in the process of growing up. I can forgive you for loving three or five love rat, but you can't love one love rat three or five times.

Fourteen, wearing a condom is uncomfortable and shooting outside will not get pregnant.

15. Life has taught us to adapt, but gradually we can't find ourselves. Fortunately, I met someone who has been with you at this time. He may not be so good, but he is protecting you in his own way. I am very lucky. What about you? No matter what kind of love rat you meet, don't give up the right to seek happiness. They are hateful, but they also teach you cruelty. Come on! ! ! stranger

I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be the perfect ending in your life. But love rat, I'm sorry. Falling in love with you is my fault.

Seventeen, women don't have to have earth-shattering achievements, but they must have the ability to support themselves. There is good reason to believe that they will not survive after the unfortunate encounter with love rat.

18. After meeting a love rat, I feel that I don't want to fall in love with anyone any more. I just want my parents to get married and find a satisfactory life together!

I don't care if you face me, you shameless person. I'm afraid I'll hit you and get my hands dirty. I will save some sores in the future. How painful I am.

Twenty, I'm just playing with her.

Tell me when you miss me, and I'll come to you.

Twenty-two, don't you think you are trying to please me like a buffoon now?

Twenty-three, Bridge In the TV series, the kind hostess met love rat who was tortured by all kinds of physical and mental exhaustion, and suddenly had a good change when she felt that life was about to lose hope. After getting rid of love rat, she met Prince Charming and got help and care. Two people live happily together. The first half is really looking forward to the second half, and the prince will rescue Cinderella from the fiery purgatory as soon as possible.

Twenty-four, girl, he is with your best friend, enough to see them clearly, so that you won't be cheated by love rat. Shouldn't you be grateful?

Twenty-five, love rat can easily seduce girls and leave them to future generations. Good men are eliminated without rhetoric, and finally good men are extinct.

Twenty-six, in the final analysis, women don't have to have earth-shattering achievements, but they must have the ability to support themselves. If nothing else, they won't be unable to live after meeting love rat.

Twenty-seven, I was probably a playboy in my last life, and I always met love rat because there were too many girls.

Twenty-eight, it is a shame for a person with a simple mind and developed limbs like you to live.

The teacher told us not to litter, or I would lose you.

I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

Thirty-one, the third is beautiful, and the fourth is pleasing. After all, what the government admits is the original match.

Thirty-two, your goods bother me too much. I'll teach you how to stab people with motherless education.

Thirty-three, you are the first person I admire. The head and functional toes are exactly the same.

When you meet love rat, you'd better stay away.

35. I can only speak human words. Since you don't understand human beings, it's impossible.

36, Jia Zihao, you love rat! I want to slap you when I see you. I'm trying to control my depressed mood! Childhood is more important than me ~ get along well!

I heard that love rat and boudoir are more suitable. Why did you meet love rat in the boudoir, but you were generally not awakened after speaking ill of love rat, while you and the boudoir were getting farther and farther away? What's so good about love rat!

38. Did you throw you three times and only catch you twice after you were born?

My mother doesn't like girls who don't do housework

Forty, I said to love rat, I hope that when I meet you, all my bad luck in my life will be used up.

4 1. You tell me money, I tell you feelings, you tell me feelings, I tell you reason, you tell me reason, I give you a rogue, you give me a rogue, I tell you the law. To stay away from love rat is to stay away from hurting silly girls who still like other people's husbands. Wake up.

42. Time is the touchstone for testing love rat. That's true! The men who can make you feel wronged are all love rat. Please stay away from the slag. There are also many good men in the world worth cherishing!