Funny copywriting suitable for insomnia

1. Youth is only 1 time, and youth cannot be repeated. Therefore, it is necessary to be forgiven for subverting the world wisely-completely funny, destructive, causing trouble, taking patents, pretending to force and stunts, relying on talent, being regarded as fate.

In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

3. When you feel poor. Don't lose heart, at least you know yourself.

There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

Who says you have no perseverance? Have you been single for decades?

6. My friend actually called me black, so I slapped him just to secretly protect you.

7. There are two egos in the world, one is intermittent hard work and the other is continuous depravity and indulgence.

8. The so-called female man is only ugly, but any beautiful girl with masculine temperament is called the queen.

9. I skipped classes too much. One day I wanted to go to class and met a professor. The professor said in surprise, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

10. I want to be a gentle person, but gentleness has depreciated.

1 1. I want to be your little sun, either to warm you or to kill you.

12. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

13. Ordinary me, ordinary bright, ordinary you, I really don't like it.

14. Don't always say that you lost at the starting line. The starting line of others is the end you will never reach.

15. Whether going uphill or downhill, you should know how to stop yourself at the right time. Only by stopping and looking back can we make better progress.

16. There are only two kinds of results of unrequited love, either a positive result or a Buddha on the spot. Take a step back, and you will complete your blue sea and blue sky.

17. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

18. If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

19. I stretched out my hand and you refused to come with me, so I stretched out my foot and tripped you. You really chased me.

20. When the weather is cold, my boyfriend hugs her boyfriend, and my girlfriend hugs her girlfriend. I am even more arrogant: I am not cold!

2 1. I heard that these four kinds of girls are hard to find a partner. First, they won't be spoiled and cute. Second, they are people with backbone. Third, they are more homesick. Fourth, they don't like makeup. When I learned the truth, I petrified in an instant.

22. In order not to let my wife suspect that I am having an affair, I changed the names of all female contacts on my mobile phone to male names. She checked my information, and now she not only knows that I'm having an affair, but also believes that I'm gay.

23. I prayed to Jesus to give me a stable life. He thought for a moment and said, let's talk about world peace first!

24. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it's winter.

25. Some people say that when we are together, we don't look at our mobile phones, but when we are not together, we return messages every second. This is the true love of modern people!

26. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

27. Life is not only the present, but also the previous invitations.

28. As an optimistic person in other people's eyes, you probably hanged yourself, and everyone thought you were swinging.

29. If you like someone, you should confess, in case you become a spare tire.

When we were young, the school taught us that life is a realization. When we grow up, society teaches us that life is realistic.