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Don't touch my man Tell me about it.

First, each generation does not work as hard as the next generation. The hardest thing for this generation is to take hard work for granted.

It's your own business if you can't do it. When you wake up in the middle of the night, you can enjoy yourself, but I want you to pretend that nothing happened. You can do it, we can all do it. That's how people survive.

Third, I love you so much that I ignore myself. I trust you enough to doubt myself.

Fourth, why should I care about that moment when the oath has become a lie? When love words have turned into lies, why should I insist on perfunctory?

In those days, you knelt down with a plate of cheap strawberries and said, marry me! So I became a bride. I ask you for a kiss every day because that strawberry is really cheap.

Six, memories are so heavy, how can I move my back?

Don't touch my woman, if you move again, I'll shoot. If you don't want my man, grab my mother and kick you to death.

Eight, like a person in addition to confession, there are many ways. I want to express my love with the most beautiful words in the world; However, when I am shy and silent to you, do you understand my love?

Nine, every girl, not tall, but, to give her life to a man, this handover action really needs careful consideration, look at people, but also look at the heart.

I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.

Don't always try to please others. The more you care about others, the more humble you are. Only by pleasing yourself and letting others please you will you be more valuable. Life is not long, remember: be nice to yourself.

Twelve, it is you who pale my waiting and satirize my persistence.

Thirteen, that man and that woman, thank you for everything. I don't know how to express my gratitude to you. Although there have been quarrels, cold wars and troubles before, I now see your enthusiastic help. I sincerely thank you. I am not an ungrateful person. I'm just embarrassed to express my gratitude, and I don't want to say thank you affectedly. I want to bury this gratitude in my heart and use me.

Fourteen, I love him, stumbling to despair. My heart was deeply hurt, but I won't forget it. I love her most vigorously and crazily, and my dream is shattered but I won't forget it.

Fifteen, if a person wants to surpass his environment and background, it is not enough to improve, but also to evolve. How can anyone do such a great undertaking?

After wandering for so long, I still don't want to go home. Because you are not at home, I will never have a home.

You can't control the weather, but you can change your mood. You can't change your appearance, but you can smile. You cannot control others, but you can control yourself. You can't predict tomorrow, but you can make use of today. You can't win everything, but you can do your best

Add your heart to mine, even if it is painful, I am willing to taste it.

Nineteen, standing on the stage now is inevitably flustered. If you want to fly high, you should forget the horizon.

If I see you again, I will just smile and say, long time no see.

Twenty-one, new love is always just new love, and old love is eternal love.

You have never been loved, and you will cherish those who love you in the future.

Twenty-three, the two ultimate reasons for the breakdown of marriage: embracing each other but not loving each other. Love each other but don't know how to get along. In marriage, getting along with husband and wife is more important than falling in love.

Twenty-four, Buddha said: The person you hate will not see you again in the afterlife, so don't waste time on him; The person you love will never see you again in the next life, so treat him well in this life.

Twenty-five, well, there is no place for me in your place, so the cold war is not impossible. I didn't say I couldn't live without you.

Twenty-six, count the fallen leaves in front of the door, listen to the rain outside the window, and the wading sound rings this time. Do you still have your heart wet with rain?

Twenty-seven, people actually don't need too many things, as long as they live healthily and love sincerely, they can still be regarded as a kind of wealth.

28. The most silent memories are always lost to fleeting time. Unexpectedly, there is still room for redemption, but how can you remain silent in the face of each other? It turns out that love will lose to time.

29. The person you think of when you are happy is the person you love; When you are sad, you think of someone who loves you.

Your gift is sadness, so I have been very sad. My gift is a smile. I hope you smile day and night.

Don't bother him, don't want to share everything with him, and don't be full of blood and embarrassment.

32. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers.

Talk about the quarrel between husband and wife

34. Disappointment, sometimes sadness, is a kind of happiness. Because you have expectations, you will be disappointed. Because there is love, there will be expectations. So even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although it is a bit painful.