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Talk about winter vacation. Talk about winter vacation homework.

1, learned to swear, puppy love, compare, rebel, copy homework. Do you know where it is? At school.

Just because I woke up during the holiday doesn't mean I got up. Just because I get up at school doesn't mean I wake up.

For us, a holiday is to do our homework in another place.

4. Before he died, Mr. Winter Holiday held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice, "Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me."

I really wanted to crush the head teacher when I was burying my head in my homework.

6. Sorry, homework comes first. We are not suitable, I only love him in winter vacation-Xiansen.

7, China's holiday principle, what you owe will be paid back after all!

8, January winter vacation wave, homework copied for a day, the teacher glanced at it, and the exam was embarrassing.

9. You always say that the winter vacation is far away, but it's halfway over in a blink of an eye.

10, "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "Thermal expansion and cold contraction." "Then why is there so much homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."

1 1. The ugly man has finished winter vacation homework, and the handsome man has seen through everything. You write first if you are ugly, and I am handsome and casual.

12, it took a holiday to find that only people who love you will keep in touch with you.

13, homework, let's break up, I feel that we are not suitable.

14, the homework can't be burned, and the teacher blew it again.

15, shouldn't you be worried about winter vacation homework now?

16, some teachers are really addicted. I copy my homework. Why did she say I copied other people's homework? It better be empty. I handed in my homework empty-handed, and she said I would.

17. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning that you can't afford, a midnight that you can't sleep, and a day that you can't go out.

19, "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "Thermal expansion and cold contraction." "Then why is there so much homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."

20. "Did you have a good winter vacation?" "Only fast, no happiness"

2 1, the current holiday, summer vacation is the same as winter vacation, winter vacation is the same as National Day, National Day is the same as May Day, May Day is the same as weekend, and weekend is the same as no weekend. In a word, a holiday is like farting.

22. When dating Xiansen in winter vacation, there will always be a mistress named winter vacation homework.

23. "If winter vacation homework is destined to be sold as garbage," "Why didn't I exercise my rights earlier?"

24. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

25. I will insist on surfing the internet when I have a fever during the holiday. When you sneeze in class, you will think it is terminal cancer.

26, homework three, please respect yourself, I am a person with winter vacation.

27. Please don't be surprised to see a round meatball coming into the classroom at the beginning of school, because it was for my winter vacation.

28. In the past, a group of people had a holiday together, but now the holiday time of this group of people is different.

29. "I feel as light as before the holiday", "Talking to people" and "I didn't write my homework"

30. I feel that I am not good at learning when I am studying. After the holiday, I found that I was not very good at playing.

About the mood of winter vacation, about the sentence of winter vacation homework.

1. My winter vacation is only 20 days. These days, it takes 33 days to even be lovelorn.

2. I have a skill that can finish writing winter vacation homework in two days, but this TM is actually a passive skill, which will not be triggered until the last two days.

You always say that the winter vacation is far away, but it's halfway over in a blink of an eye.

Winter vacation is my blue face, and summer vacation is my red face. Why are you a third wheel between us for homework?

5. Why did the winter vacation pass so quickly? Because we have no morning.

6. My winter vacation homework, like a group of concubines, longed for a bedroom, but since the winter vacation, I have been diligent, caring for Tencent and Sina, and have not set foot in the harem.

7. There is always a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

8. I thought I would start studying vigorously in the winter vacation, but later I found it a problem to finish writing winter vacation homework.

9. Breaking up in winter vacation is all because of the bitch who started school!

10. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? Thermal expansion and cold contraction. Then why is there so much homework? Because the quality is the same.

1 1. I just like the feeling of desperately making up my homework on the last day of winter vacation, and I feel like I am possessed by a god.

12. Describe your winter vacation in one sentence. After the first day, but not after the fifteenth!

13. Ugly people have already finished winter vacation homework, and handsome people have already seen through everything. You write first if you are ugly, and I am handsome and casual.

14. In the winter vacation in January, homework was copied for one day, and the teacher glanced at it and knelt down during the exam. /Shuo Shuo/

15. I may be offline recently. Don't think I'm dead. I just went to mend the mountain of winter vacation homework.

16. winter vacation homework actually means that you write for one month and the teacher writes once.

17. What is the worst love triangle in the world? I like winter vacation, winter vacation likes homework, and homework likes me!

18. I have an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

19. If winter vacation homework is destined to be sold as garbage, why didn't I exercise my rights earlier?

20. Students who haven't had the winter vacation, don't be sad. Although the holiday is late, the school starts early.

2 1. Before Mr. Winter Holiday died, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice, Yes, Yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me.

22. After a winter vacation, the handwriting is ugly, people are stupid, and they forget everything they have learned.

23. Please don't be surprised to see a round meatball coming into the classroom at the beginning of school, because it was me who had a full stomach during the winter vacation.

24. Wow, it's snowing. No, God is tearing his winter vacation homework.

25. You started school without any precautions and worries, which brought tragedy to my winter vacation.

26. Do you like your winter vacation? Only fast, not happy.

27. Teacher, I saved winter vacation homework, so I have feelings. Let's not hand it in, shall we?

28. Do you have an appointment for the winter vacation? Make an appointment after math. My heart thumped, this is probably the last time.

On the evening of 29.30, I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala and burn winter vacation homework to keep warm.

30. They asked me if it was true that smoking on cigarette cases was harmful to health. I answered them decisively, just like the happy winter vacation in winter vacation homework. Talk about mood phrases about winter vacation homework.

First, some teachers are really addicted. I copied my homework. Why did she say I copied other people's homework? It better be empty. I handed in my homework empty-handed, and she said I would.

Second, the teacher is not cool at all, not awesome at all, and there are so many homework assignments.

Third, there will always be a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

Fourth, sorry, homework comes first. We are not suitable, I only love him in winter vacation.

Five, copying homework, occasionally need to cut corners.

6. I really wanted to crush the class teacher when I was burying my head in my homework.

Today, our challenge is to do our homework while chewing dazzling gum. After a while, I couldn't stop reading a lot of homework.

8. Shouldn't you be worried about your winter vacation homework now? ! ! !

Nine, homework, let's break up, I feel that we are not suitable.

Ten, homework can not be burned, the teacher will blow again.

Eleven, I learned to curse, learn to puppy love, learn to compare, learn to rebel, and learn to copy homework. Do you know where it is? At school.

Teacher, I don't want to do my homework. This is not cool at all.

Thirteen, every time I do my homework, I will automatically skip the questions I can't do, but this jump is like chewing for show, and I can't stop.

Please respect yourself. I have a winter vacation.

15. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? Thermal expansion and cold contraction. Then why is there so much homework? Because the quality is the same.

Sixteen, ancestor, I'll burn some homework for you and help me with more problems. Can you call our teacher and ask?

17. When dating Xiansen in winter vacation, there will always be a mistress named winter vacation homework.

At the age of eighteen, I have an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

Nineteen, what kind of person do you think homework is? Is to ruin someone else's winter vacation!

Twenty, toss a coin: surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

Twenty-one, the winter vacation is coming, just wait for the homework to turn into a mountain.

Twenty-two, in fact, I don't want to have a blind date with my homework, it's all forced by the teacher!

Twenty-three, this year, no puppy love, no meanness, no cheating, no rebellion, no copying homework and no playing mobile phone. No one believes that you are a student.

Twenty-four, homework is coming to the fire, you go to the fire, can't you find a bigger fire? How can you burn so much homework?

Make up winter vacation homework's conversation

1. School will start soon, and I am so flustered that I can't control myself. Is it the sequela of winter vacation homework's previous compensation?

2. I hope that I can study as hard or even harder in the next semester as I made up for winter vacation homework tonight.

3. Stay up all night to make up for winter vacation homework until about 7: 30 in the morning, go out for breakfast and do the problem, and come back to sleep at 2: 30 in the afternoon to do the problem.

The last night at home was to help my brother make up for winter vacation homework. I did my homework and he played.

5. Let's go, go for a stroll, be happy until the holiday balance is insufficient, and prepare to make up for winter vacation homework.

6. I dreamed that I woke up from winter vacation homework's fright and probably stayed in primary school.

7. Senior three students who start school the day after tomorrow are trying to make up for winter vacation homework.

8. Play during the day, sleep at night and wake up in the middle of the night to make up for winter vacation homework.

9. Write a summary even if you get stuck in a dog. It's really a feeling to make up for winter vacation homework the night before school starts tomorrow.

10. Get up at six o'clock in the morning and write a 3,000-word paper, which is exactly the same as filling winter vacation homework on the first day of senior one.

1 1. I seem to see myself making up for winter vacation homework when I am doing my homework for the National Day. Tomorrow's school will be very smooth.

12. The weather is fine and I am in a good mood. Forget it, go to winter vacation homework.

13. My enthusiasm is like fire. I'm cramming for winter vacation homework.

14. I just entered a large kindergarten class, and the day before school started, I was reduced to burning the midnight oil to make up for winter vacation homework. I have studied with his father for more than ten years, and I have never been like this.

15. Unexpectedly, on my seventeenth birthday, I stayed up all night to make up for winter vacation homework.

16. The night before school starts, not only students but also teachers are frantically making up for winter vacation homework. They are already looking forward to the summer vacation before school starts.