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Talking about sharing the humorous mood of traffic jam across the street

Humor in traffic jam across the road (I) 1. Everyone got off the bus and did morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

2. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

3. At the traffic lights ahead, block up and cook in a pot. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

4. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, but the cars behind them missed each other, which caused the wrecker to be unable to enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

5. National Day traffic jam ... Yes, it takes three hours by car.

6. The May Day holiday is coming. I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.

7. Going home for the New Year is the perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences. Some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

8. On the way to work, the traffic in Wan Li is empty. Looking inside and outside the street, the car shop is like a turtle, and the driver is restless and motionless, always peeing at the red light. The traffic is so heavy that countless rich people get on the bus. Cherish Audi A6, as slow as a snail. Mercedes-Benz BMW, nowhere to get mad. A generation of Tianjiao, Lamborghini, watched the electric motorcycle catch up with the car in tears. I used to count bicycles and laugh while pedaling.

9.22. High-speed traffic jam. I shouted who was going to hit the glory of the king, and I laughed.

10.29. The traffic jam in the morning rush hour is always a nightmare!

1 1. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for two hours.

12. yo, yo, chuck will start watching traffic jams on national day tomorrow.

13. Go out early and return late. After crossing an intersection for half an hour, there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worth wasting time?

14. Afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, I got up at 4: 30 to continue Lanzhou.

15. Every time I go home for the New Year, I am Jay. I won't be caught in a traffic jam. After a few hours' journey, it finally took me a day, and my mood suddenly became ugly.

16. There are often traffic jams on the happy road because there are too many people on the road.

17. Some people showed their magic in the high-speed traffic jam during the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, and we watched their Weibo amuse ourselves in the office.

18. Depart before the National Day traffic jam. I got on the highway at ten o'clock in the evening. At first glance, I think it's almost Jiangyin Bridge. I always do this when I go back to my parents' house. Looking forward to next year's high-speed rail. Leave the place that makes me tired and go back to see my dear friend. It's not excitement, it's more calm and release. I know there will always be someone by my side ~

19. Going home for the Spring Festival this year, relatives are discussing how long it will take to get home.

20. We escaped from the National Day traffic jam ahead of time and met the ugliest gourd and gourd doll in history. What a sin! ...

Humor in traffic jam (2)1. The real quality of life is that you don't have to go out to endure traffic jams on holidays such as National Day. * * * with everyone.

22. There are always some naive humans who think that when you press the horn a few times in traffic jams, the car will move!

23.? The longest national day in history, the longest traffic jam!

24. In the morning, it's basically biscuits and flour, that's all.

25. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get it out. After that, she put a plastic bag on her head and walked to the side of the road to solve it.

26. I am happy to go home for the New Year and get stuck in traffic jams. Of course, don't get stuck for too long. I have to go home for dinner!

27. I know that the traffic jam on National Day is normal, but it is still blocked at this time, which makes me doubt my life.

28. The traffic around the city is almost circular.

29. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home. ?

30. I am bored to death. I'm dying of violent traffic jams on holidays. I can't wait to get off for 40 minutes and walk to the subway station. Now I just started. I'll die of depression living in this dump.

3 1.2. There are serious traffic jams in Yubei every day.

32. I am very dissatisfied with traffic jams. When I become a nouveau riche, I will buy a plane.

Sleep! Sleep! ! Sleep! ! ! Can't play any more, and there will be a traffic jam on the National Day Expressway tomorrow.

Anyone who complains about the traffic jam during the National Day holiday, join me. Anyway, the car I drive is unimpeded.

35. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

36. My, er, him, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

37. The most romantic thing I can think of is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jams in the street.

38. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

40.? China Expressway Auto Show is the largest auto show in the world, and it is also a luxury auto show with the most variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

Humor of a truck stuck in a traffic jam

Humorous mood of truck traffic jam: the first 1 article 1. Let's watch the sunset together. If the traffic jam lasts longer, we can watch the sunrise together.

2. A line of egrets goes to heaven, with Laozi in the middle.

3. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jam and fall into a traffic jam without love.

It's really bad to be far from home. A holiday lasts seven days, just two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?

There was a traffic jam on the expressway. Who should I call the glory of the king? As a result, I laughed at my lover. Think about whether you are stuck in traffic or lost.

6. Traffic jam, also called calories.

7. I've been telling my mother to buy a leather coat, and there's a traffic jam when you come home on National Day.

8. You are blocking, you are blocking, you are blocking.

9. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for two hours.

10. I really envy those friends who traveled during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time can't feel that kind of happiness at all.

1 1. "The bridge is blocked every day. I drove to work without traffic jam and got on the bridge smoothly. It really won the lottery!

12. Going out to play at this time is to warm up.

13. Haha, there was a traffic jam on National Day, and the drivers all turned off the engine directly!

14. Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

15. 13. A main road in Hangzhou, I like the feeling of trees! Driving on this road, even if there is a traffic jam, will not be very upset! Hangzhou, I love your trees and flowers! I am a good girl who loves life.

Humorous truck trapped in traffic jam Part II 16. I thought it was an auto show, but I didn't expect it to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

17. We can't predict when there will be traffic jams, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.

18. It's still very sad to come to Jinan for the fifth time. There has never been a high-speed traffic jam. Last night's pothole concert dragged on to the high-speed train at the moment, feeling that nothing was found.

19. Happy National Day! During holidays, relax when traveling, calm when stuck in traffic jams, and stay at home and read books.

20. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home. ?

2 1. I hope all the tourists are stuck in traffic today, so you can't accompany me.

22. People always say that they will wait for her/him in fate. I waited for 20 years, but I didn't say anything. Is Tema lost or stuck in a traffic jam? Say something.

23. Don't worry? When will the digging stop? ?

24. Say humorously 1-

25. Traffic jams have many inconveniences, which make people upset and irritable, but in any case, don't treat highways as garbage dumps.

26. 10. The irritability of getting up early; Traffic jams are annoying.

27. Traffic jams, non-mainstream increase, is a prelude to Spring Festival travel rush.

28. Is it difficult? Walk for half a day on the 100-meter road!

29.22. High-speed traffic jam. I shouted who was going to hit the glory of the king, but I laughed.

30. People's emotions really easily affect others. For example, I should have gone to work an hour ago. Because the traffic jam is still halfway, I think it's ok, but the girl next to me is irritating and angry. I think she's annoying.

Humbly comfort traffic jams and talk about emotional phrases.

Humor to comfort traffic jams, talk about mood phrases (I) 1. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

3. Is it easy to be a student? When the typhoon comes, continue to attend classes, and continue to attend classes under heavy rain. Get off in the traffic jam and go to school to continue the class! It's simple. We!

I feel uneasy about the traffic jam. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become nouveau riche. Fuck it.

5. Every morning in front of the ice crystal gate, I go out in traffic jam. I always say that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

6. The most romantic thing I can think of is staying at home with you; Look at the traffic jams in the street.

7. Half of her face is still hidden behind her guitar. I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.

8. How can you be so calm when you secretly love me! Today is Valentine's Day! ! Did you get caught in a traffic jam on your way here?

9. Brother goes home and wishes him a happy National Day traffic jam!

10. Going out to play at this time is to warm up.

1 1. Expressway Auto Show, the most comprehensive luxury auto show with the largest number of exhibitors.

12. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into a pot and stick it. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

13. Under the dense drizzle, I am not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.

14. The highest state of traffic jam is that you are still uncomfortable without traffic jam.

15. Going home for the New Year is the most perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

16. Let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

17. I'm used to traffic jams. Don't worry, hum a little song slowly.

18. Are you bored? I haven't finished digging!

19. The traffic jam of this car is worse than that of gamblers!

20. At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together and they don't want to leave for a long time.

Humor to comfort the traffic jam, talk about the mood phrase (2)1. Tragedy, we are almost home, and there is a traffic jam on the expressway.

22. Tourist traffic jams.

23. The May Day holiday is coming. Are you still alone? It's not people, it's dogs!

24.38. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, and the car behind failed to enter the scene, resulting in the traffic jam for more than an hour.

25.? Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

26. Are you dizzy? Turn left and right, the road is blocked! ?

27. If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk. ?

28. What should I do if the traffic jam is severe? Let's dance in the square.

29.2. There are serious traffic jams in Yubei every day.

30. Traffic jam on the road is also a kind of travel. ?

On the 3 1. highway, the traffic jam lasted for more than ten hours.

32. Going home for the New Year, traffic jams are also a blessing. Of course, don't get stuck for too long. I have to go home for dinner!

33. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

34. "The bridge is blocked every day. If there is no traffic jam when driving to work, you can get on the bridge smoothly. That's a real jackpot!

I left school for the station by the first bus because I was afraid of the traffic jam on National Day. I came too early to wait for nearly three hours … I should sleep more.

36. The most vicious curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic jams all your life! ?

37. Traffic jams get on my nerves. In fact, it would be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

38. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful way to go home, but happiness is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

39. It will clear up after a long trip home.

40. Sorry, there is a traffic jam.

Humor in weekend traffic jam: talking about mood phrases

Humor in weekend traffic jam: a modal phrase-1. Are you tired? There is a long line on the garage road!

2. It's almost the New Year, and it's another holiday with a traffic jam when going out and going home, which is hard to be exploded.

Every time I get stuck in a traffic jam, I'm calm. It's no use worrying. Might as well listen to music.

4. Going home for the New Year, traffic jams are also happy. Of course, don't get stuck for too long. I have to go home for dinner!

Today, on the way to work, the traffic jam blocked the feeling of the festival. It was really difficult for a female driver to add dark and foggy days, continuous drizzle and high beam lights.

6. On the way home, there was a traffic jam, but my heart was not blocked.

7. Go out early and return late, cross an intersection for half an hour, and there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worth wasting time?

8. I get upset in traffic jams. When I get bored, I want to eat.

9. Traffic jam, also called calories.

10. You drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked and you can't walk. ?

1 1. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

12. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into a pot and stick it. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

13. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into a pot and stick it. I've been waiting for 30 minutes, and I haven't got half a step. ?

14.30. I have to go back and forth for 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day for a meeting in the north these days, with backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There are too many cars!

15. I saw you in traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still in traffic jam after waking up.

16. Traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.

17.36. I went to the bank when the traffic jam was the easiest in "scheming bitch" Sure enough, god wants it. Sleeping in the car feels great.

18. 1 1. Alas, I got angry early in the morning. First, there was a traffic jam in the whole city, then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged the forklift, and then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had clearly told to stop production. That's enough.

19. Tourist traffic jams.

20. Before me, where were those lost times? Behind me, where are the future generations? Thinking of the traffic jam ahead, I shouted to drive myself.

Humor of traffic jam on weekends. Talk about the modal phrase 2 2 1. The traffic jam on National Day ... Yes, it's not three hours by car.

22. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

23. The traffic jam of this car is worse than the god of gamblers!

24. Afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, get up at 4: 30 to continue Lanzhou.

25. When I go home for the Spring Festival this year, my relatives are discussing how long it will take me to get home.

26.? Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

27. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there is always a big traffic jam during the New Year.

28. I know that the traffic jam on National Day is normal, but it is still blocked at this time, which makes me doubt my life.

29. I am discussing with my daughter-in-law where to spend my holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

It is not easy to go home, but do it and cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.

3 1. I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. What I fear most now is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.

32. Traffic jams get on my nerves. In fact, it would be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

33. Traffic jam is a killing pig knife.

34. The most depressing thing: being satirized by GPS.

35. Don't panic in the traffic jam. Send a circle of friends first.

36. You can call your family, friends and even customers when there is traffic jam. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have made a big deal, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams really promote the feelings between people.

37. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful way to go home, but happiness is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

38. Ride my beloved scooter, it will never get stuck in traffic.

39. Wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.

40. I can think of the most romantic thing about Chinese New Year, which is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jams in the street.