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Low-key phrases to announce your marriage: I can finally hold your hand and toast to all the guests.

1. Double Eleven has nothing to do with me.

2. I have confirmed with my eyes that you are the one I want to marry.

3. If you have wine now and get drunk now, if you meet your beloved, it doesn’t matter if you die drunk.

4. I don’t need your advice for the rest of my life. Just listen to me.

5. It’s your first time to be a wife. If you don’t do something well, just follow the instructions. Come on, thank you

6. Once an agreement is made, there will be no obstacles.

7. For the rest of my life, the plain glory, gentle laughter, mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, stars, mist and rain will all be yours.

8. From now on, you will be rich and you will be poor, and you will grow old.

9. I can finally hold your hand and toast all the guests.

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11. There are chestnuts in winter, mangoes in summer, and you have me all year round.

12. From now on, two people in one house will have three meals and four seasons.

13. Congratulations, you have become my legal first heir.

14. The unbiased human fireworks that I covet happen to be you.

15. Look! The legendary first-level certificate!

16. If you don’t agree with me and marry yourself, I will ask you if you are afraid.

17. In the end, my cabbage was taken over by the pig.

18. Hello, can you use your life to speak. Mood phrases: You said you want to toast the past with a glass of wine

1. Many people say they are too busy, but in fact they are just too procrastinating.

2. It’s good to have one or two bosom friends, but you don’t really need too many. The joy of friends lies in solid trust.

3. I like to lean into your sadness. Your sadness is like moonlight, both poignant and romantic. In your sadness, I feel the love, and I would like to be intoxicated in your sadness forever; I like to lie in your thoughts, your thoughts are like sunshine, which will be warm and have direction. In your thoughts, I am no longer alone, I want to be stranded in your thoughts for a thousand years.

4. Don’t thank anyone who hurts you. It’s yourself who helps you grow. It’s the people who love you who keep you going. All good things have nothing to do with bad people.

5. The status quo is not easy to change. Even if you work hard enough, it will be difficult to see the effect in a short period of time. So sometimes what you think can't be changed may just be that you haven't seen the effect for the time being, rather than not working hard enough. Change requires long-term efforts, not quick success. Again, except for things that humans cannot change, every effort you make will subtly affect the trajectory of your life.

6. In this difficult world, if you are different, you will be looked down upon. But if you are different, why should you be afraid of being alone? The road is difficult, so you have to walk hard.

7. Retreat all scenery to the original, white clouds, blue sky, flowers and green ponds. Man and nature are the most beautiful concepts in the world; turn everything back in the past, back to childhood, the sea, creeks, shells and pebbles. Happiness and innocence are stacked into countless crystal-clear stories. There is too much beauty that cannot withstand the loss of time and slowly condenses into inexplicable words. There are endless dreams, which disappear in the erosion of wind and rain, and turn into poems that I don’t know what to call.

8. Complaining is the most meaningless thing. If the surrounding environment is really unbearable, then secretly work hard to develop your skills and then get out of that circle.

9. Missing is a winding river, with gurgling water singing a song of family affection and love forever. Your sadness and happiness will always accompany my dreams and my wanderings; the future is a changing sky, unpredictable winds and clouds, and it has always interpreted the ups and downs of countless successes and failures. Your mystery and your legend have always called to my mission and my loneliness.

10. There will come a day when you live your favorite life and all the scars turn into medals.

11. Gently fall asleep, forget the past, let today go, maybe you are waiting, maybe you are just following the fate, you are half asleep and relaxing in this world, you are like a water lily; your fluttering appearance, Not used to the burden, not conscious of the direction, maybe searching, maybe indifferent, you seem to be in the world, you are like the wind and smoke.

12. Hold a few handfuls of sunshine to wash your face, squeeze a section of morning dew to brush your teeth; serve a bowl of blue sky for breakfast, and pick a few leaves of air to make tea. Life can be such a myth; hope can be graffiti like this.

13. The mountains are high and the road is long. I am looking for a paradise, but I have ended up wandering. The water is cold, the wind is rustling, I am smiling bitterly, smiling bitterly at today's fate, confusion and strange circumstances. In the summer night sky, there is a shooting star moving. It is a wanderer, not a returning person. The city in the middle of the night is silent and silent. It is not a peaceful sleep, but a dream.

14. Suffering nourishes people, swallow the curse and let it turn into strength.

15. Without you, there is no one, and all that is left is the beauty; I never travel far, I never fly high, I come and go just once. If you don’t ask anyone to understand, you don’t need anyone to accompany you, it’s rare to be deeply self-indulgent; don’t think about right and wrong, don’t talk about wrong and right, after all, you have no regrets in your heart. If you are not a fish, how can you enjoy the happiness of a fish? If you are not a fish, how can you understand my heart? The world is in a state of chaos, and thousands of people feel guilty; the world of mortals is rolling, and countless storms and clouds are turned into ashes.

16. Time can afford to play with us, but we cannot afford to play with time. In the years when we can afford hardship, don’t be too comfortable. Don't be too pushy on days when you can't afford the hardship.

17. The sky is high, the earth is broad, and there is a long white cloud; the mountains are green, the water is long, and the shadows of pines and trees are whirling; while traveling through it, I see the fragrance of poetry, ink fans, lingering in the dance of gauze sleeves; I am in a trance Among them, there are the lanterns and the crowds, interpreting the beautiful legend. After thousands of years, it must be you and me in the past; dreaming of reincarnation, who loves this moment tonight?

18. Sometimes, happiness is not about how much you can have, but how much you can discover; pain is not about how much you can bear, but how much you can let go; love is not about how much you can enjoy, but how much you can tolerate; life is not about how much you can enjoy, but how much you can tolerate. How much can be achieved, but how much can be done well.

19. Time is like a confused dream. Sometimes it is difficult to tell whether we are in a dream or outside a dream. Time is like a ruthless blade, and everyone’s face will be carved with marks. Time and again Like a pair of eyes seeking knowledge, we slowly understand life in our eyes. Time is also like a historical curse, with people repeating stories of joy and sorrow from generation to generation.

20. A long time ago, happiness did not require money.

21. There is a kind of friend who is not in life, but is in life. There is a kind of companionship that is not by your side, but in your heart.

22. We envy the elegance of white clouds, but have we ever experienced the heaviness of dark clouds; we appreciate the smiles of flowers, can we understand the pain of blooming flowers; we enjoy the fragrance of hot tea, have we seen The hot tea leaves its bitterness to ourselves; we are intoxicated by the warm brilliance of the red candle, but have we ever noticed the silent tears shed by the red candle?

23. No one can be a blank slate. Everyone lives with love and hate, past events and shadows. Some people hide it deeply and some people just can't hide it.

24. People who know how to laugh at themselves are extremely smart people. He protects himself by belittling himself. In fact, no one really wants to admit that they are inferior to others, so there is a kind of evil spirit, which is to use all kinds of extreme praise to make enemies for a person. Success in life is not about how others praise you when you are around. It's about whether others can still think of you after you leave.

25. You say you want to toast the past with a glass of wine and never look back no matter how much you fall in love. In fact, even if you are drunk until dusk and worry alone, if that person reaches out your hand, you will still follow him.

26. The closer you are to someone, the less you know where the bottom line is. We wantonly make excessive jokes and expose the deepest scars, thinking that this is the evidence of true love, but we forget that relationships also have an account and require savings.

The difference is that when the balance returns to zero, it does not mean starting over, but it ends forever.

27. The greatest motivation for hard work is that you can choose the life you want, rather than being chosen by life.

28. Without detachment, one can only belong to the turbid world. Without self-cultivation, it will eventually lead to the withering season. Life, or unfinished repentance. The soul can undoubtedly sublimate everything. Breathe the sunshine, drink the rain and dew, the flowers in the deep valley are always so simple and pure. Drunken by the clouds and bathed in the wind and snow, the vegetation on the cliffs is always noble and fearless.

29. A person should not waste a day. He should at least listen to a good song, read a good poem, and look at a good painting. If possible, at least say something sensible.

30. I have been trekking for a long time, and I always think that the most beautiful moment belongs to late autumn. In fact, this is not the case. The fallen leaves in late autumn make you feel that the green spring is more worth staying. The picture of memories is too old. I thought that the world of flowers is just pursuit, but it is not. The loss in pursuit makes us understand that the first meeting in life is a cup of wine that will always be fragrant.

31. I hope you will learn to play tricks as soon as possible, and I hope you will get used to the differences between things and people. After all, not everyone is as easy to be moved by true feelings as you are naive.

32. Time flies by and the world is noisy. I have to be vigilant. It is not easy to maintain a childishness and leisurely mind on the journey of life. If one day I just immerse myself in various matters in life and no longer have the interest to stand by the car window to watch the scenery along the way and listen to the music in my heart, then I will have let down this wonderful trip in my life.

33. Right and wrong are sometimes just a matter of perspective.

34. No matter how nice you are, not everyone will like you. Some people envy you, some hate you, some are jealous of you, and some look down on you. Life is like this, everything you do cannot satisfy everyone. , Don’t lose your own nature in order to please others, because everyone has principles and self-esteem.

35. However, as a person grows older, his dreams are no longer light. He began to weigh life with his hands, valuing the fruits more than the flowers.

36. When some familiar faces gradually move away, and when those new faces dangle in front of your eyes, you will understand what a journey is. When crow's feet quietly appear in the corners of your eyes, and when pimples are only missing, you will understand what youth is. When you read all the warmth and coldness of the world, you will be able to understand what is false and what is true. When you see more about things and people, you will understand what is temporary and what is eternal.

37. Everyone is born a king, but most people die in exile.

38. Your simplicity is like a piece of snowflake. With an ethereal attitude, you use your whole life to express your love to the earth. You become cold because of your kindness. You spend your whole life because of your dreams; your Tenderness is like wind and sand everywhere. You use your lingering way to interpret all the beautiful moments in the world with your soul. Because of your freedom, you are not willing to call home all over the world, and you are willing to wander around the world in pursuit of it.

39. Saw off some memories and let the dream anchor lightly. I am not suitable to stay, I am suitable to run; move all the illusions away and let the reality come to the stage. I do not belong to the present, I belong to the future. .

40. Flowers will bloom, spring will come, and time will help you see it through. Talk about QQ announcing marriage

Talk about QQ announcing marriage

1. Many classmates have two children. When I saw my classmates from junior high school and high school announcing their marriages and the birth of their children one by one, I deeply realized that I would host a table by myself at the New Year party.

2. Two good friends got married this year! Today I posted another set of wedding photos. There were many stories before, but from the moment we announced our marriage, none of them seem to matter anymore! I don’t know how long I will keep grinding, but I have definitely grown a lot this year~~! ! Those who are crazy about getting married have never been able to get married.

3. The classmate group chat ended with someone announcing their marriage, which was false.

4. After watching the various interactions between Zhong Junye and Zhong Junye in 883, I have underestimated a lot of things. Even if the two announce their marriage now, I will not be upset. I believe they are both special to each other. existence.

5. If you open the Moments space now to either announce your marriage or show off your children, you will be blocked in the future.

6. Today another classmate announced that he is getting married. Thinking about the good gay friends who have become husbands and fathers one by one, I can’t help feeling that time flies by and the years are silent. If everything is as good as the performance of the national football team, So stable and eternal, how wonderful it would be.

7. Another classmate of mine announced his marriage, and gradually I realized that I had reached an embarrassing age when I wanted to get married but had no partner. Heartbroken

8. There are more and more classmates who suddenly announce their marriage without even hearing about the date. I am really surprised.

9. I went to QQ and found all kinds of posts. Old classmates who I hadn’t seen for a long time posted about their boyfriends and girlfriends, announced their wedding dates, and posted about their babies. Hey. . . I will never read QQ updates again.

10. Today I officially inform everyone that I am getting married. I hope you all can bless me.

11. I am getting married. If you are not busy that day, you must remember to come to my wedding.

12. Watching Zai Zai and others announce their marriage, I suddenly thought of that sentence: The best and most beloved person can only stay at the farthest place. Those who try their best not to let go and are unforgettable and determined for life often cannot leave. In the end, those whom we love too hard, the tighter we hold on, the faster we lose them. From now on, we must learn to be calm and gentle.

13. After the male god announced his marriage. . You will find out. . It turns out that this middle-parted hairstyle can be very handsome. . Except Shirota Ling. . And him! ! ! !

14. When every good friend announces getting married and having a baby in the circle of friends, it will really explode. I don’t know when I will also explode. I guess I don’t use WeChat at that time and I don’t know what platform it is.

15. I feel really old. Whenever I see the news of my childhood idol announcing their marriage, my little heart can’t bear it. I never thought they would get married. Bless you, I am really old.

16. Looking at the various announcements of marriages and babies in the circle of friends, I feel that it is better to be single. I still prefer a life full of unknowns. It seems that I am still uneasy

17. Dear brothers and sisters, I am finally going to be single and get married. I hope you can all come to my wedding.

18. I found myself increasingly unable to calm down about graduation, and was poked at in various ways. Yesterday's graduation ceremony is still vivid in my mind. A straight high school student from the philosophy department announced their marriage with the blessing of the principal, and a gay journalism classmate came out in public wearing colorful flags. The whole audience cheered and the principal also gave support. It seems that the innocent and beautiful years will never come back, so everyone is bravely and excitedly announcing that the scene is real and strange. It’s such an exciting time of youth.

19. Ever since the male idol announced his marriage on the eve of Singles’ Day, I watched Meteor Garden again and found that the male idol is still a male idol.

20. My favorite idols and actors all announce their romance and marriage. I have grown up too.

21. My classmate announced that he was getting married, but what the hell happened. I was chatting with my best friend, and my best friend said something like the funny pictures on the Internet, "Is it true that as you get older, you will become more and more hungry?"

22. Dear friends, I am getting married and officially leaving the singles group. I hope you can attend my wedding and witness this sacred moment for me.

23. Although I don’t pay attention to Double Eleven deliberately, on this ordinary day that is given a special meaning, a twin son of my friend was born, and a good news of marriage was announced, which really made me happy for them. I was a little cautious.

24. Naoko Takagi also announced that she is getting married. The series "No Longer to Watch"

25. In fact, I have had several idols in recent years. If someone publicly announces their marriage or something, I may not be normal, and I never understand how everyone feels when they go to the rooftop. . . My mentality is that there are too many things in his life that have nothing to do with me, and this is almost the most irrelevant thing.

26. Ye Yu knocked on the window, and suddenly thought of all the absurdities in the past, but now he is relieved. As teacher Lin Shaohua said, Ye Yu's book lamp, even if the idol he has admired for a long time announces his marriage, the man who loves him deeply. Cheating on others cannot reduce the concentration of this happiness. As time goes by, perhaps due to disappointment or a change in temperament, the interest in men will gradually transform into an interest in books, food, and women.

27. I learned from a friend that my best friend was getting married. The bridesmaid was not me as promised. I didn’t receive the invitation. When I saw her announcing the wedding news in the circle, I commented but When you still ignored me, you discovered that friendship is a thing that hurts when you take it seriously. I wish you happiness, as you have been together through thick and thin!

28. It’s sad that Zai Zai is also getting married. Thinking about it, it was because of his affectionate password that he embarked on the road of no return in idol dramas. After being with him for so many years, he actually announced his marriage on this special day. It's super romantic, if you have any, please give me your best wishes. Tell me how you feel about announcing your marriage.

Tell me how you feel about announcing your marriage. Tell me some humorous wedding quotes.

Tell me how you feel about announcing your marriage:

1. Call me wife/husband. I have waited for many years. I will cherish this fate.

2. I will bury my love in the grave of marriage with my own hands, but at this moment I feel extremely happy!

3. My terminator has appeared, Today, we are getting married!

4. Thank you for the past eight years. From tomorrow on, I will weave a home for you and take care of you for the rest of your life.

5. I will finally wear a white gauze to marry someone else.

6. If you see friends in this circle of friends, you will have a feast to enjoy.

7. Next, my task is to be loyal to my wife, work actively, fight for my wife's happiness all my life, be ready to sacrifice myself for my wife and family, and never betray my wife.

8. Say goodbye to the love you make me laugh at for now, and put you on the float to welcome you back. Life will continue to be happy, and I will continue to warm you. I don’t want to give up through thick and thin, I don’t want to leave you through blessings and misfortunes, and I don’t want to bully you through success or failure. , life and death together. Come and enjoy the sweetness of marriage.

9. From now on, one cat and two people will have three meals for all seasons.

10. On x, x, the International Rare Animal Protection Day, I must protect my rare animals.

11. After confirming your eyes, you are the right person.

12. We are married as husband and wife, and there is no doubt about their love.

13. The bond between life and death is broad, and it is said that it will be a child. Hold your son's hand and grow old together.

14. With you in life, the sun shines brightly; with you in life, the seasons are warm; with you in life, I am not afraid of hardships; with you in life, I look forward to eternity.

15. A dear friend loves a dear friend, and this is why he loves his dearest one.

16. As long as I am alive, I will only express warmth but not sorrow. Meet with my heart and be with you in peace and warmth.

17. Escape and burn your beauty. When his son returns home, he will be suitable for his family.

18. You are my unparalleled hero, I see your colorful auspicious clouds.

19. I don’t have any intoxicating love words, but I just want to pack you up and take you home.

20. I hope that I will stay with you through the years, be free from poverty and worry, talk and laugh with you, and spend the spring breeze with you.

Humorous announcement of marriage:

1. The user you dialed is married.

2. I don’t need your advice for the rest of my life, just listen to me!

3. This is your first time as a wife. If you don’t do something well, just Just do what I want, thank you!

4. Today, I got a person without spending any money.

5. I, XX, have been certified to work today.

6. Goodbye to the big forest, I was hung up by the crooked neck tree.

7. Daniel Wu couldn’t even marry me, but you managed to marry me!

8. The man on the left has really good taste.

9. Dad, the flowers you raised were taken away with the pots and flowers.

10. We will go to Baotou together, and no one is allowed to secretly bake oil.

11. Get rid of harm for the people.

12. This is the most beautiful photo I have ever taken, and there is happiness in it

13. If you have a crush on me, take the initiative to block me

14. Take the test After more than 20 years of studying for the certificate, I finally passed the exam today.

15. You can’t buy it for nine yuan and suffer a loss, and you can’t buy it for nine yuan and be fooled.

16. As a non-marriage person, I still fell into your hands, I surrender.

17. From now on, everyone will be on the same bed.

18. The country proves that I love you.

19. It’s finally legal to drag race.

20. I can finally go to other people’s homes to eat rice.