Although fat, but afraid of cold, tell me.

First, let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?

Second, there are only two ways out for fat people, either to get better shape or to get better mentality.

Third, I don't dislike my people when I am fat, and I will repay you when I am thin.

Fourth, the fat man's song of youth is really an adventure of meat buns.

5. Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

Six, such a little distance, I will soon be able to roll over.

Seven, even nutrition can't live, is the scum of mankind.

Eight, my ideal is simple: have the body of Monkey Brother and live the life of Bajie.

Nine, originally prepared to thin into a lightning bolt this year, brighten your eyes, and don't want to become a nut wall, blocking your sight.

Ten, "an inclusive woman" is me.

I can eat all these before I sweat. Can you believe it?

Twelve, many people understand "generous" as "pregnancy".

Thirteen, don't try to catch up with me The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

14. Don't look at me as a man, the cup will burst you.

You can order anything you like. Don't worry, I'm here.

There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

Seventeen, the three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.

Nineteen, the meaning of fat is not how much to eat, what to eat, but how to eat. Feel it.

I'm twenty, and now I'm thinking about it, and I want to pull out my eyebrows.

If you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.

Twenty-two, fat people are rarely cherished by others, and they can have a heart that cherishes others.

Twenty-three, you go first and leave the rest to me!

Twenty-four, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be watched all his life.

Tell me about the fat man's character.

1, life is alive, not talking about weight! 2. Did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.

You go first and leave the rest to me!

4, don't look at me as a man, the cup will burst you.

If you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.

6. Those who can't even keep their nutrition are the scum of mankind.

7. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

8. No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!

9. I weigh myself now and even want to pull out my eyebrows.

10, with such a little distance, I can roll over soon.

1 1, just order whatever you want. Don't worry, I'm here.

12, tolerant woman, that's me.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

14 I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.

15, not good! The boat is leaking! Jack, you evacuate everyone. I sealed off this place.

16, many people interpret generosity as pregnancy.

17, scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

18 let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?

19, fat people are rarely cherished by others, so you can have a heart that cherishes others.

20. Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you.

There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

22. The three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

23. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their figure better or to make their mentality better.

24. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

25, the meaning of fat is not how much to eat, what to eat, but how to eat. Feel it.

Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?

27. Fat people are well aware of their physical deficiencies and will work harder in other areas, so successful people are generally fatter.

28. This year, I'm going to become a lightning bolt and light up your eyes. I don't want to become a nut wall, blocking your view.

Inspirational talk about losing weight: fat man! No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man! !

1, big s means eating a banana every day for a week. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?

If a woman can't control her weight, how can she control her life?

Don't grin when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man!

4. Think of people who used to laugh at you for being fat.

5. Do you like to see the boy you like taken away by the girl you hate?

Jolin Tsai's family works very hard. At that time, she was also in college and didn't eat anything. She is also a person, so we shouldn't feel sorry for ourselves.

7. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

8. Think about the nickname you got for being fat.

9. In summer, you like to wear tightly wrapped clothes and sweat in the scorching sun?

10, think about how others look at extinct dinosaurs.

1 1, take fat as the enemy to lose weight, and endure tears in minutes.

12, people who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Isn't this purely disgusting! Serve you right! Fat man! You deserve it. People like you can only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother to wear a skirt with elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back? I am thinner than you! More energetic than you! You deserve to be ugly!

13, don't send it before losing weight!

14, if you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.

15, even if you die, you should lose weight and come back.

16, do you know why those thin people are thinner than you! Because when she advised you to eat something to take care of your health, she made an excuse to try not to eat! Even if you eat it, it is vegetarian, symbolic!

17, regardless of whether others are optimistic or negative, as long as you have enough courage to come with me.

18, you will be thin when you die, and you will not suffer. Only in this way can we lose weight.

19, there are many people around you who care about you, so just bear it.

20, bad just imagine the appearance of self-slimming, no effort!

A penetrating remark about the fat man.

A penetrating remark about the fat man.

First, the three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

Second, I thought you knew nothing but being fat.

Fat pig, why did you run out of the pigsty? Why not go back to eat pig food? If you grow faster, I will kill you and sell you for money!

Fourth, although I am a Real Madrid fan, I still have to draw a line with Cristiano Ronaldo!

Fifth, it's easy to squeeze the bus and subway.

Hello, have you finished weighing? Come down quickly, I want to weigh it, too.

Seven, originally prepared to thin into a bolt of lightning this year, bright blind your eyes, don't want to actually fat into a solid wall, blocking your line of sight.

Eight, the man who came face to face turned back because of appreciation rather than curiosity.

Nine, the most embarrassing thing for fat people in winter is that people will say: Oh, you are so fat and afraid of cold ~ People will say: Fat people are really not afraid of cold ~

Ten, intimate contact on the beach was originally a romantic thing, but if you finally want to dig each other out of the sand, it is another matter.

Eleven, calculate the total score of boys: good-looking hands, knife-shaped eyebrows, gentle voice, straight nose, long legs, good-looking collarbone, can play basketball, cook, humor, tell jokes, fight, handsome, full marks of boys.

Twelve, obesity is not conducive to the health of future babies.

Thirteen, today, I stand here again, just to prove to the world that I have surpassed myself again!

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

Fifteen, the big chest is a fig leaf for fat people, and the thin legs are flat-chested figs.

Sixteen, so round like a football.

Seventeen, a variety of gynecological diseases are related to obesity.

Eighteen, many people understand that generosity is pregnancy.

Nineteen, I don't dislike my people when I am fat. When I lose weight, I will definitely repay you.

No matter how good, he is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

Twenty-one, find a job you like, and you won't be rejected because of your size.

Twenty-two, breathing difficulties, sit down and wrap your stomach with a sponge.

Twenty-three, fat people who want to lose weight should understand a truth: if you eat too much, you have to pay back.

Twenty-four, hi! Brother, how can your horizontal development be worse than your vertical development?

Scientists say that the more overweight you are, the shorter your life expectancy will be!

Twenty-six, don't worry about spraining your ankle when wearing high heels.

Twenty-seven, try to tie three or five sandbags to your legs. What's the taste of shopping with weight?

Twenty-eight, I just want to play with water. How can I get stuck in the swimming ring?

Twenty-nine, Shanghai girls now know why drinking cold water always makes them fat!

Of course, fat people can be confident, but if you can't lose weight, you'd better lose weight.

You can put more water in the bathtub.

Thirty-two, sitting on a small table and chair in a bar, you won't feel like playing bumper cars with people around you.

Garfield and Robot Cat are just cartoon characters, and we live in reality.

How long will you gain weight? There are so many beautiful clothes that you can't wear them. You go to the clothing store, and they say there is no size like yours, only size S.

Sister Wen, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.

Thirty-six, I think we should all play a movie called "In those years, we girls who can't lose weight"

Thirty-seven years later, show your grandson your slightly yellow wedding dress: Grandma just held her waist like this!

38. In some places, when taking a hot air balloon, the weigher will write your weight on the back of your hand!

Thirty-nine, when traveling romantically, you won't smooth the back strap of your boyfriend's bike.

Forty, you know, I'm embarrassed to tell the salesgirl if I have any extra-large clothes; But the clothes here are too fat, but you can safely say.

When shopping with your boyfriend in summer, he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.

Forty-three, fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than Huashan, or heavier than Mount Heng, or heavier than Himalaya.

44. When guiding guests to the sofa, they will not be judged because of the two big pits on it.

45. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

46. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

Forty-seven, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to read all his life.

Forty-eight, without wearing a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, without wearing red, it looks like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun

Forty-nine, wow, I haven't seen you fuck that little black boy in my house for days.

Fifty, how much cosmetics have been saved by losing face.

5 1. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

52. I won't go to a men's clothing store to find a dress that suits me.

53. I am a lever, you are a ball, give me a fulcrum, and you have to go wherever I want to send you. I am the first football player in the world, haha!

Fifty-four, the fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

Fifty-five, hey man! Be careful when having sex at night, the one below will not stand it.

Fifty-six, what I want to say is that you are broad-minded and fat, and you are depressed at the thought of weight!

He, chubby, squeezed into the narrow door step by step.

58. When learning snorkeling, no matter how hard the limbs are, they are all floating on the water. I was so angry that I wanted to throw myself into the river, but I still couldn't sink.

Fifty-nine, you have to pay more for smoking now. Who can say that you will not be required to pay more life insurance in 20 years, because it is extremely important?

Sixty, prove your ability: this thing can be done, nothing can be done!

It's no use being so fat. I wonder if pork is seriously healthy now?

62. Look at you and you will know why there is famine in Africa.

Sixty-three, even the king of Tonga ordered the whole country to lose weight.