Wonderful and funny joke: Xiaoming get out.

1, Teacher: Come on, Xiao Ming, tell me how to do this problem.

Xiao Ming: Teacher, do you mean to let me stand and talk like a teacher?

Teacher: Yes!

Xiaoming: Come on, Xiao Wang, tell me!

Teacher: Get out! Go away! Get out of here!

2. Teacher: Xiao Ming, please describe the image of a teacher in your mind!

Xiaoming: Alas ~ I'd better go out.

The teacher asked Xiaoming to make sentences while walking.

Xiao Ming: "How much is a beautiful woman for one night?" ' 600'

How about 500? '

All right, let's go.

Teacher: Get out.

4. In class, the teacher is talking about the family gene map. . . . .

Teacher: If a man has this genetic disease, but he marries a normal woman, what is the probability of their children suffering from this genetic disease?

Xiao Ming: It may be zero.

Teacher: Why?

Xiaoming: Because there is Lao Wang next door.

Teacher: Get out!

5. Teacher: Xiao Ming! What kind of TV plays do you usually watch?

Xiaoming: costume drama!

Teacher: Oh? Well, tell me about the inspiration that costume drama has given you!

Xiaoming: In business, ancient people always do what they want according to customers' hobbies and business models. The real customer is God, so there will be more repeat customers!

Teacher: Hmm! That's good. That's good. What exactly is it?

Xiao Ming: Hey hey! Grandpa, please go upstairs! The new girl is very beautiful. ...

Teacher: Get out!

6. Xiaoming: "Teacher, why is Lu Xun's son surnamed Zhou?"

Teacher: "Lu Xun is a pseudonym, and my surname is Zhou."

Xiaoming: "Who the fuck are you kidding?"? Zhou Xun is a woman. "

Teacher: Get out!

7. Teacher: Describe ugliness in one sentence.

Xiao Ming: This face is poor.

Teacher: Good. What if it's very ugly?

Xiao Ming: It's terrible-_-||

Teacher: Old and ugly.

Xiaoming: Just like you!

Teacher: Get out!

8. Teacher: Students, you all know that hairtail is a deep-water fish, because it can survive under great pressure. Can it be fed on land? "

Xiao Ming: Yes.

Teacher: How?

Xiaoming: Pressure cooker

Teacher: Get out.

Xiaoming: Teacher, I have a present for you.

Teacher: Xiaoming is quite sensible. What gift is it?

Xiaoming: I bought a watch last year and gave you a clock today.

Teacher: Get out.

10, Xiaoming didn't get up until eight o'clock. He didn't wash his face and ran to school with his schoolbag on his back.

Out of breath, he ran into the classroom, shouted "report", sat in his seat and listened to the geography teacher.

"Xiao Ming, stand up and answer my question," the teacher pointed at the map with a pointer. "What is the equator?"

Xiao Ming blushed and replied, "classes start at eight o'clock and don't enter the classroom until after eight o'clock. This is called being late!" " "

1 1. One day, the teacher asked a question: If I am a big tree, then.

Xiaohong said, "If only it rained."

It's good. Where is Xiaoming? "

Xiao Ming said, "I wish I were an old sow."

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