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A line from Wulin Gaiden
But this is it, I finally found him and I was exhausted.
Xiangyu: Because I have never blamed him. From the moment he left, my heart was like It was being cut by thousands of knives at the same time. One cut hurt, and it finally resulted in a scar. Another cut. I pray every day to forget him. It will be fine if he forgets. If he forgets, he will be free. If he forgets, it won't hurt. But he still can't forget. When I'm awake, all I can think about is what he should do and what he should do if he finally falls asleep.
Xiao Guo: If you can't forget it, just forget it and keep it in mind. Maybe there will be another chance in the future
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Xiangyu: If things are like this, what chance do we have? I have never even won a consolation prize in my life, so how can another miracle happen?
Wushuang: What if a miracle happens? Woolen cloth?
Xiang Yu: I am willing to pay any price for the two of you. You never left me when I needed care the most. You have never lied to me or hurt me. I think biological sisters are nothing more than this. Bar
Original reference
Chapter 64: Bai Zhantang was imprisoned and imprisoned
Wang Doudou broke his leg for love
The screenwriter of this episode is Ning Cheng Jiao'e, the God of Wealth
(In the lobby of Tongfu Inn, Tong Xiangyu has fainted. Everyone gathered in a circle, very anxious)
Everyone: The shopkeeper's shopkeeper's...
p>Xiao Guo: Xiao Liu, did you hear about it or saw it with your own eyes?
Xiao Liu: What about fakes? We just came back from the fight. Lao Bai was beaten until he was no longer human. Foaming at the mouth and convulsing all over
Big Mouth: Why did Liuer hit him?
Wushuang: Who else would he hit if he stole things?
Xiao Liu: Even if I beat him, it would be a light blow. If my master hadn’t been there, he would have been beaten into a vegetative state
Xiang Yu: Ah~~! He deserves it. Who made him so mean? If he fell into my hands, I would chop off both his hands and feet.
Wushuang: In other words, you don’t even want to see her for the last time
p>Xiang Yu: Why do I need to see him? I’m so full that I’m full. Is he familiar with me? What’s my relationship with him? It’s really interesting
Xiao Guo: Okay, if you don’t want to go, let’s go.
Big Mouth: Let’s go
Xiao Guo: Xiao Bei, don’t talk to her
Xiang Yu: Stop, you just left like this. Young people still can’t calm down. When you are angry, don’t forget that we have a immunity gold medal, hahahahahahaha
Big Mouth: Yes, yes, yes...
Wushuang: The useless immunity gold medal cannot absolve him of his crime
Everyone : Why
Wushuang: My senior brother, he killed someone
Xiao Liu: He killed someone. He stole things and people chased him. He pushed them head-first and threw them away. Ladle
Wushuang: If you want to see it, go quickly. When you get to the capital and go to Caishikou to behead your head, you will be too late
(Xiangyu fainted again from fright)
< p>Doudou: Xiang jade, Xiang jade, Xiang jade...Everyone: The shopkeeper...
Doudou: Xiang jade...
Xiao Guo: Hunan Jade
Big Mouth: Xiang Yu
Doudou: Yan Xiaoliu, do you have eyes? I am so good here, you can see that you are a ghost
Xiao Liu : This is not my idea
Doudou: Zhu Wushuang
Wushuang: I...that...haha...Yan Captou, are you tired? I'll take you back to sleep.
Xiao Liu: Yes, yes, okay
Doudou: Just stop, stop
(Doudou chased her outside the inn door)
< p>Doudou: Stop, I'll give you the last chance. What's going on?Wushuang: I really don't have any ill intentions. I just thought that the shopkeeper was not treating you well, so I thought of this method. Just to let you know. Do you see clearly what her attitude will be towards you if something happens to you?
Doudou: Do you see clearly?
Wushuang: ...It's clear...she treats you You're quite considerate, pretty good, pretty good
Doudou: You said you're quite tall. You look tall and have a big brain, so why don't you grow up at all?
Xiao Liu : Wushuang is also doing this for you... But the methods need to be improved. Young people must learn lessons~~
Doudou: I
Let me tell you, this time I am giving face to Xiaoliu. Next time if you dare to do anything stupid again, I will destroy your martial arts on the spot
Wushuang: Don't dare, don't dare, you are busy, you are busy (after speaking, he slipped away)
p>(Everyone is chased out of the store)
Doudou: (Southern accent) What are you doing?
Big mouth: (Learning southern accent) My surname is Wang Caotou Wang
Xiucai: (Learn) Wang Dou’s Wang Wang Dou’s Dou hahaha
(Doudou gestures "Shh")
Doudou: I will give it to you Tell me, I haven't left at all and I've been watching here. Of course, I didn't want to come back. There was a bandit attack two days ago.
Big Mouth: Ah
Doudou: I saw that so many things happened when I was gone. If I didn’t come back, there might have been a lot of trouble.
Big Mouth: Come back as soon as you come back. What are you doing here?
Doudou: Isn’t this embarrassing? It’s better to change your identity and name than to come back with a shameful face
Xiucai: Childish, quite childish
Doudou: Yes, yes, yes
Xiao Bei: You are childish
Everyone: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Xiao Bei: Anyway, Brother Bai is back and he will go out no matter how far away he is. Take me with you
Doudou: I’m not going out, I’m not going anywhere, let’s go
Xiaobei: Where are you going again
Doudou: Go back to the house Ah, what are you thinking about?
(Everyone enters the room together)
(Next day, lobby)
Wushuang: Senior brother, how is the shopkeeper?
Doudou: The doctor said that she was frightened and the asthenic fire was a little strong and she could rest for two days
Wushuang: Oh~~~
Doudou: I tell you, you If you dare to do this again next time...
Wushuang: Oh oh oh...you will destroy my martial arts skills on the spot without any complaints...
(Guests are coming, Doudou hurriedly stepped forward to greet them)
Doudou: (Southern accent) Guest officer, please come in and please come in
Wushuang: Hey, hey, hey... what kind of accent do you have, brother, you won’t just keep pretending like this. Bar
Doudou: What should I do if I don’t install it anymore? Anyway, there is still a layer of window paper. This layer of window paper can be pricked without pricking it to save trouble
(Xiangyu Bingyang Yang De came down from upstairs)
Dou Dou: (Nan) Hey, shopkeeper, why don’t you lie down in the room and just wait and see what you say and come down (hurrying forward to help) Yo~~slow down Slow down a little bit
Xiang Yu: Okay, I can walk by myself. Xiao Guo quickly prepares the carriage
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Xiao Guo: Prepare the carriage? Where are you going?
Xiang Yu: Let’s go to Shibalipu
Xiao Guo: Huh?
Xiangyu: If you don’t go, it will be too late
Xiao Guo: This...
Doudou: (Nan) The shopkeeper is like this. I heard that I and I That person looks quite similar, so don’t go and just look at me
Xiao Guo: Yes, yes, yes...
Xiang Yu: Looking at you? Who are you? I don’t have time to talk nonsense with you, so hurry up and go
Wushuang: If you want to see the shopkeeper, you can see you look so haggard. Go and dress up. We’ll prepare a carriage for you
豆 Dou: (Nan) Yes, yes, the scholar. The scholar came to help the shopkeeper enter the room.
(The scholar came to help the shopkeeper enter the room)
Xiao Guo: Did you make a mistake? Go to Shibalipu and see who is going
Doudou: It’s not a good time at this time. Why are you causing trouble?
Wushuang: Brother, I was wrong, but don’t worry. Ah, I am responsible for cleaning up the basket that I poked, so that he will not cause trouble to everyone. Well, let me think about it...
(In prison, Wushuang drags Lao Bai)
Wushuang: Senior brother, come here... please... (pointing to the cell)
Lao Bai: This is what you said
You won’t cause trouble to everyone, right?
Wushuang: Senior brother (while talking, Lao Bai pushed into the cell) I promise this is the last time. As long as you get through this level, everything will be fine after a while. If she comes, you can say whatever you want
Lao Bai: No, what if she refuses to go back?
Wushuang: She is out of control as soon as the time is up. Xiaoliu and I will take her out. The rest is up to you. Forget about Bai Zhantang and fall in love with Wang Doudou. One body and two souls
< p>(Xiao Liu runs in)Xiao Liu: Come on, come on, Lao Bai, I tell you, hurry up! It would be terrible if someone found out about entering the prison without permission
< p>Lao Bai: Come here Xiao Liu (when Xiao Liu approaches, Lao Bai pats Xiao Liu on the head) This is a prison, not a presidential suite. Do you think I want to stay here?(Xiang Yu comes in)
Wushuang: Senior brother, please take care of yourself. We will come see you when we have time. (Turns around) Shopkeeper
Lao Bai: Let’s all go back
(Little Wushuang After six rounds, Xiangyu stepped forward)
Lao Bai: You are here
Xiangyu: This is your second entry into the palace, right?
Lao Bai: Yes I made you worry so much
Xiangyu: Don’t worry, just take a look and leave after reading it
Old Bai: Then just go back. I won’t give it away since it’s not convenient for me to go out.
Xiangyu: No need to send this basket of food as a farewell
Lao Bai: We are all our own people, why are you so polite?
( Lao Bai stretched out his hand and was pinched by Xiang Yu)
Lao Bai: Oh my god, what are you doing? Oh my god, it hurts
(Xiang Yu walked out of the prison sobbing. Bai looked at Xiangyu's back and then at the pinched hand as if he understood Xiangyu's intention and smiled)
(Inn lobby, beside the dining table)
Xiangyu: Xiao Liu Lai, you have a drink first
Xiao Liu: (eating peanuts) I don’t know how to drink
Xiang Yu: How about practicing first? The more alcohol a man drinks, the more energetic he will be. Come on, come on!
(As Xiangyu pinched Xiaoliu’s nose, he poured a glass of wine for Xiaoliu)
Xiaoliu: No more, no more, I’ll have it tomorrow morning Patrolling the streets
(Xiang Yu held down Xiaoliu)
Xiang Yu: Don’t you think it’s boring to go around every day and still not catch the thief?
Xiao Liu: It’s okay. As long as you have patience, you can always wait for the thief
Xiang Yu: Don’t wait any longer
Xiao Liu: Huh?
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Xiang Yu: I want money, just wait
(Xiang Yu ran to close the store)
Xiao Liu: You... why are you closing the store?
(Xiang Yu took out a blue cloth bag)
Xiang Yu: Don’t worry whether these three hundred taels of silver are enough. Money is not the problem. The key is friendship
Little Six: Do I have friendship with you?
Xiang Yu: Why don’t I have a friendship with your master? You have a friendship with your master. Then we have a friendship. These three hundred taels of silver are all my savings. If you think it’s not enough, I’ll give it to you. There are also a lot of antiques
Xiao Liu: Wait a minute... (Xiao Liu patted his head and sorted out his thoughts) What do you mean?
Xiangyu: Zhantang is still in jail. I know you have a good relationship with the cell leader...
Xiao Liu: Don’t worry, I’ve already said hello to them. No one will beat him again.
Xiang Yu: No, that’s not what I mean. The prison boss has the key in his hand...
Xiao Liu: You... stop talking about you Besides, it won’t work if I don’t arrest you. Bribing a business official is a serious crime
Xiangyu: Xiao Liu, whatever you want, I can give it to you as long as I have it. There is no other way, Xiao Liu, I beg you... .
Xiao Liu: Shopkeeper Tong, Shopkeeper Tong, listen to me, I can understand your feelings, but under state-owned and national laws, no one can break the law. If you break the law, you have to plead guilty. I see what you and my master did in the past. Just treat this matter of love as if it never happened. If you dare to entangle again next time, don’t blame Yan Xiaoliu for turning his back and denying anyone else (she pulled out the knife)
(Xiangyu stretched her neck and asked Xiaoliu to Chop, Xiaoliu was so frightened that he ran away in panic)
Xiangyu: (talking to himself)
) It seems that the only way to be soft is to be hard. (After speaking, he shouted to the backyard) Don’t sleep, let’s have a meeting.
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(Everyone gathered in Xiangyu's room)
Everyone: Prison robbery? ! !
Xiang Yu: Hush~~~! There is no other way. After being escorted to the capital, everything will be gone with a click of the knife
(Everyone pulled Wushuang to the front)
Wushuang: It’s not the shopkeeper that we don’t want to help you...< /p>
Xiangyu: Not helping me, but helping your senior brother
Wushuang: I...I know but...
Xiangyu: It doesn’t matter if you don’t want to help, I can’t It’s my fault that those who agree will leave those who disagree and go back to the house to sleep
(Everyone was embarrassed for a moment and stood still without moving)
Xiang Yu: That means everyone agreed< /p>
Xiao Guo: It’s not that we agree, but we don’t want to see you do stupid things
Xiucai: Don’t forget that Lao Bai killed someone
Xiang Yu: That was manslaughter
Everyone: .....
Xiang Yu: I don’t want to argue and I don’t have time to argue. The matter is at this point and I have no way out. If you don’t want to do it, you can quit. I won’t blame you.
Xiao Guo: Shopkeeper, do you still know what you are doing?
Xiang Yu: I don’t know, but I know this is the only thing I can do. Don’t try to persuade me. (To Xiao Guo) What will you do if the scholar is caught?
Xiao Guo: I...I...
Xiang Yu: (to the scholar) What will you do if Xiao Guo is caught?
Xiucai:...
Xiangyu: (to Big Mouth) What will you do if Huilan is caught?
Big Mouth: But Lao Bai is not Hui Lan? !
Everyone: ....
Big Mouth: ... Better than Huilan
Xiangyu: Let me ask you again if you want to do it for the last time
(Everyone asked Wushuang to speak again)
Wushuang: It’s okay to do it. You can tell me the plan first
Xiangyu: It’s very simple. Let’s find a way to rush in and open the cell door first. Rescue people and fly away
Everyone: ...It’s over?
Xiang Yu: Yes
Xiao Guo: That’s it. Is this all the work?
Xiang Yu: You don’t understand. The simpler the plan, the more effective it will be. The more complex the plan, the more loopholes it will have. What do you think?
Xiucai: First think of a way to rush in. What method should you think of?
Xiang Yu: This requires everyone to work together
Everyone: ....
Xiang Yu: I have never been in prison
Everyone: We haven’t been in jail yet
Xiangyu: Everything is difficult at the beginning. I will give everyone one night to consider the specific plan tomorrow morning and dismiss the meeting
(Everyone is at a loss)
p>(See the scholar’s ??room later)
Doudou: (gnashing teeth) Zhu Wushuang, Zhu Wushuang
Wushuang: Brother, I was wrong, I’m sorry for you, you are useless My martial arts skills have improved
Xiao Guo: Why is this useless now? Let’s think about how to deal with the shopkeeper first
Doudou: As of now, I can only deal with her Confessed
Big Mouth: Hey~~Hurry up and let me tell you, even with your level of consciousness, the shopkeeper can’t do anything to you
Xiao Bei: It’s just a big deal Kick me out this time I will go with you
Doudou: Wait... Xiangyu won’t kick me out
Xiucai: Why didn’t you trick her into doing this? It looks like
Xiao Guo: Hey, he’s a briber and a jailbreaker. What else do you want?
Doudou: I didn’t lie to her
Big Mouth: You didn’t lie to me. What are you doing in prison? You’re on a business trip for sightseeing.
Doudou: (to Wushuang) I’ll strangle you to death! ! ! !
(Everyone hurriedly ran up
At this time, Xiangyu came in and everyone dispersed hurriedly)
Doudou: Oh... (Nan) Wushuang said her neck was a little sore and asked me to squeeze it for her
Xiangyu: Let me do it
Doudou: (Nan) OK
Xiangyu: You go first, I have something to do with them
Doudou: ...Okay..
Xiangyu: Xiaobei, go too >Xiao Bei: Oh.. Oh oh
Xiang Yu: Close the door
Big mouth: Close the door
(Wait until Xiao Bei closes the door, Xiang Yu Yu said hurriedly)
Xiang Yu: I thought of a perfect plan to replace the civet cat with the prince
Big Mouth: What...what do you mean?
Xiao Guo: The one outside Is that the prince in the raccoon prison? Is that what you mean?
Xiang Yu: I’m smart and I don’t want to be like this, but extraordinary times and extraordinary measures have brought this grass-headed king to my door out of nowhere. This is God’s will. Heaven has helped. Don't blame me for being cruel. Dazui went and got some dishes.
Dazui: Why are you hungry?
Xiang Yu: Go if I ask you to go (Dazui gets up to go) Wait a minute, Xiao Guo, do you have any medicine for sweating?
Xiao Guo: You... why do you want medicine for sweating? ?
Xiang Yu: If you don’t knock him out when you go down to the wine, who can we exchange for the prince? Don’t talk nonsense. Hurry up and act. I’ll wait outside for you to finish it. Then let me know as soon as possible ( After saying that, he stood up and walked out)
Xiao Guo: .... The shopkeeper's...
Xiang Yu: (turning back when going out) Hurry up
Big Mouth: What's the point of bringing down Lao Bai and replacing him?
Xiao Guo: Don't ask me who caused the trouble and who is responsible for cleaning it up
Big Mouth\Little Guo\Xiucai: (pointing to Wushuang) You~~~~
Wushuang: At this point, we can only use tricks to deal with them. Whether we can get through this level depends on the fortune of our senior brother
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Big Mouth\Xiao Guo\Xiucai: Humph! (Turns around and goes into the kitchen)
(In the lobby, the food and wine are ready. Xiangyu poured the wine and went into the kitchen.
Wushuang pulled Doudou from the backyard to the hall)
Doudou: What are you doing? Why are you pulling me? Let go and tear your clothes.
Wushuang: Senior brother, I will give it to you. A piece of advice, don’t drink that pot of wine
Doudou: This pot of wine?
Wushuang: Ah
Doudou: Why? What happened
Wushuang: Oops, I don’t have time to explain. Make plans after tonight. Don’t drink that pot of wine. Don’t drink it
(After saying that, Wushuang ran into the backyard, Doudou was looking at the pot of wine, and Xiangyu came out from the kitchen with the dishes)
Xiangyu: Come on, come on, the food is still good even if it lacks a little wine. You’re here and even have a welcome party. Even if I don’t, I’ll give you a chance now. Sit down
(Doudou sat down carefully and watched Xiangyu pour herself wine)
Doudou: (Nan) this wine It’s pretty good
(The two clinked glasses and Doudou took a sip)
Xiangyu: It’s less, it’s less affection, it’s a deep sip, my relationship with you is just a sip. ah?
Doudou: (Nan) Do we have feelings for each other?
(Xiangyu glared at him, Doudou quickly drank up the wine)
Xiangyu: Now I’m like a man and have another drink
Doudou : (Nan) Shopkeeper, I can’t drink. I have to get up early tomorrow morning.
Xiangyu: (feigning anger) You don’t want to give face, right? I told you that I wouldn’t have done it if I hadn’t seen you look like him. I will take you in. If you want to continue, drink quickly. If you don’t drink, pack up and leave
(Doudou is dry again and Xiangyu hands over the wine)
Xiangyu: Have another drink
Doudou: (Nan) can’t drink the shopkeeper’s drink (the strength of the Mongolian sweat medicine is getting stronger, Doudou is swaying) There seems to be something wrong with this wine
Xiangyu : What's wrong?
Dou Dou: The taste is pretty good, but it’s a little bit addictive (I fainted after saying this)
(Xiangyu was overjoyed when he saw this)
(For a moment , everyone gathered in the lobby)
Xiang Yu: Hurry and prepare a carriage and we will rush to Shibalipu overnight
(Everyone hurriedly stopped)
Xiao Guo: What if the shopkeeper wakes up? This medicine can only last one night, so give him a little more. Who can help me?
(Everyone stopped me again)
Wushuang: Don’t give too much of the Mongolian sweat medicine from the shopkeeper, otherwise it will hurt. For the brain
Xiang Yu: If you want to hurt your brain, you’d better turn into an idiot and turn us in. How will you survive?
Xiucai: If the shopkeeper is not good, it’s all taught by his father and mother. What you are doing is unethical
Xiang Yu: As long as I can rescue Zhantang, I won’t care if I go to the 18th level of hell
Everyone: It’s the shopkeeper!
(Xiang Yu still couldn’t bring himself to do it and put down the flask)
Xiang Yu: The scholar is right. People who are raised by their father and mother live a good life. The people involved should pay for their lives
Big Mouth: The shopkeeper’s shopkeeper, why don’t we rob the jail?
Xiangyu: Forget it, if you kill someone under state ownership and law, you should pay with your life. This is the price of blood. No matter what He is dead, you all can live a happy life
Xiang Yu: (crying) I regret it so much. I should never have married in the first place...
(On the roof, Xiang Yu Sitting alone, Wushuang and Xiao Guo came up)
Xiangyu: I knew you two were coming. Thank you today
Xiao Guo: What are you thanking us for?
Xiangyu: If you hadn’t stopped me, I would have done something stupid
Wushuang: Oh... this should be done, this should be done
Xiao Guo: Yes, yes Yes...
Wushuang: What are you going to do if my senior brother might come back?
Xiang Yu: What’s the point of saying this now?
Wushuang: Don’t worry about whether it makes sense or not. Just tell us whether you will forgive him
Xiangyu: No
Wushuang\Xiaoguo: Ah...
Xiang Yu: Because I have never blamed him. From the moment he left, my heart felt like it was being cut by thousands of knives at the same time. Every time it hurt, it finally became scarred. It’s another stab. I pray every day to forget him. If you forget, it will be fine. If you forget, it will be free. If you forget, it won’t hurt. But I still can’t forget. When I wake up, all I can think about is him. I finally fell asleep.
What should I do if I am still in the dream?
Xiao Guo: If you can’t forget it, just forget it and keep it in mind. Maybe there will be another chance in the future
Xiang Yu: That’s the case. What chance do I have? I haven’t even won a consolation prize in my life, so how can another miracle happen?
Wushuang: What if a miracle happens?
Xiang Yu: I am willing to pay any price for the two of you. You never left me when I needed care the most. You have never lied to me or hurt me. I think biological sisters are nothing more than this. Bar
Wushuang\Xiao Guo: (Guilty). Hmm...
Xiang Yu: Do you two have anything to say to me?
Wushuang\Xiao Guo: No!
Xiang Yu: I have already thought about it. Since he can’t come back, then I will go
Xiao Guo: ...Where to go?
Xiang Yu: I will sell the store tomorrow
Xiao Guo: Huh?
Xiang Yu: Go to the capital with him and try to find a way to get through the passage. You should go up to the mountain of swords and roll the nail board and the nail board. If you can't fish it out, I will die with him. It can be regarded as my dedication to him
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Bargaining Notes
(Lobby, Wushuang and Xiao Guo Shake Doudou awake)
Wushuang: Let’s drink a cup of strong tea to relieve the hangover. Then wipe your face to wake up.
Doudou: Come by yourself. What kind of wine was yesterday? Ah, why is it so powerful?
Wushuang: It's just an ordinary Lao Baigan
Xiao Guo: Yes
Wushuang: ...with a little added Mongolian sweat medicine but not much Just a little
Doudou: Where did you get the sweat medicine?
Wushuang: (Ignoring Xiao Guo winking at the side, gesturing and pointing at Xiao Guo) Hers!
Xiao Guo: The medicine... is mine but she unpacked it with her own hands
Wushuang: It was with her own hands
Xiao Guo: (It must be urgent Pointing to Doudou) He drank it with his own mouth... (Pointing to upstairs) She ordered it with her own mouth
Doudou: Xiangyu?
Wushuang: That’s right.. Her intentions are so vicious that it’s simply outrageous
Xiao Guo: That’s right.. She’s outrageous
Doudou: Xiang Why did Yu give me Mongolian sweat medicine?
Wushuang: She is confused. We all tried to persuade her. What should we do if she doesn’t listen? It makes us very passive, right?
Doudou: (gnashing teeth) I wish Wushuang! Tell me honestly what's going on?
Xiao Guo: The shopkeeper wants to go to the capital with you and sell the store
Doudou: Going to the capital? When did I say I was going to the capital?
Xiao Guo: She thought you were going to the capital to die, so she wanted to sell the store to Tongtongzi
Wushuang: But don’t be in a hurry She still has you in her heart. She told me personally last night (she learned the Xiangyu accent) that when I should go to the knife mountain, I should roll the nail board and roll the nail board. If I can't fish him out, I will die with him. It can be regarded as my devotion to him.
Doudou: Is this really what she said?
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Wushuang: Yes, yes, yes, senior brother, what happens next is up to you, do it well (after saying that, prepare to run away)
Doudou: Just stand still without me. You are not allowed to go anywhere until you are exonerated (Xiao Guo is about to sneak away) and you go and call them all
(After a while)
Doudou: Wait a minute She's coming down here. You guys can help me make insinuations first. I'll confess after she calms down. If she loses her temper, please help me to persuade her.
Xiucai: What should I do if I can't persuade her?
Xiao Bei: I can’t persuade her... Then let’s do this with her. There are so many of us and we are powerful. I don’t believe that there are so many of us and we can’t quarrel with her alone
Doudou :Sister-in-law
Grandma, I beg you to calm down, Xiao Guo, go quickly
(Xiao Guo ran upstairs)
Doudou: God bless me, if it happens this time, I swear I will never drink alcohol in my life. Don’t stick
(Xiao Guo helped Xiang Yu come down from upstairs)
Xiang Yu: If it’s about selling a store, please don’t say anything. I’ve made up my mind, please. Don’t worry, I won’t miss a penny of your severance package after selling the store
Doudou: Shopkeeper, this is not a matter of money
Everyone: Yes, yes< /p>
Xiang Yu: Mr. Wang, you can take these two coins. It’s too much for me to change my job.
(Doudou made up his mind)
Doudou: Xiangyu
Xiangyu: What do you call me?
Doudou: It’s my Zhantang
Xiangyu: Look at me carefully and I look very similar, but you are definitely not him
Doudou: Why?
Xiangyu: Eyes can’t deceive. You look a lot like him, and your accent is pretty good, but your eyes are wrong.
Big Mouth: What’s wrong? Isn’t that right?
Xiangyu: Every time Zhantang looks at me, his eyes are full of tenderness and pity. This person is not like me
Doudou: No, I was in a bad mood just now (Doudou lowered his head to adjust ) this time
Xiangyu: I’m talking about pity, not lust
Doudou: I’ll work on my emotions for a while and then come back...
Xiangyu: No need I know you don’t want me to sell this store, so you came up with this method to coax me. Xiangyu accepted your kindness, but I won’t be able to live a stable life if he doesn’t get out of here. I owe him everything in my previous life, and I admit it (after saying that, he turned around and left)
Xiao Bei: Sister-in-law, where are you going?
Xiang Yu: Visit Mrs. Qian. Doesn’t she really want my store? Just give it to her (and leave)
Doudou: (talking to herself) Xiang Yuyu
(Mrs. Qian came to the backyard to look at the house)
Mrs. Qian: Wow, your backyard is like this. Is it a garbage dump?
Xiang Yu: It doesn’t look very clean, but it will look completely different once you clean it up.
Mrs. Qian: Look at these guys, they all have deer-headed and rat-like eyes. They look so stupid.
Xiang Yu: They all look so stupid.
Mrs. Qian: Oh, it’s not that I don’t want to buy your store, but your store is too shabby.
Xiao Guo: (Guangdong Mandarin) It’s not just shabby, it’s terrible.
Xiang Jade: Guo Furong
Xiucai: Can you do business and speak? Although this shop is a little dilapidated, it still has great historical value
Xiang Yu: It used to be Many celebrities have lived here
Mrs. Qian: Celebrities?
Xiucai: Ji Wuming, do you know that... the God of Thieves will die at your feet
Author: This is my junior brother 2006-8-10 22:34 Reply This speech
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6 Script 64 chapters Script_Author: The Fireworks of Time
Mrs. Qian: Oh my god~~ (jumps away in fright)
Xiangyu: Don’t be afraid~ What are you talking about? It’s obviously suicide to die in the lobby. He is willing to die and has no taboos
Big Mouth: It's okay. He usually doesn't come out during the day, so he comes out for a stroll at night. If you want to see him, just pretend he's not watching
Mrs. Qian: How do I recruit you guys? It’s still haunted
Xiangyu: Are you listening to their nonsense? It’s understandable that guys don’t want to sell.
Xiaobei: (dialect) Who said you don’t want to sell? I’m telling you this. Damn it, let me tell you, I can’t stay even for a day. It’s windy and the whole yard is full of leaves. I can’t even sweep them away. If it rains, the well will smell so disgusting.
Wushuang: Yes~ The stinky ground is a mess~ I even vomited out the last night’s meal
Xiao Guo: This is nothing, let me tell you, the most terrifying thing is this roof~
Big Mouth: The stove and bellows are still full of mouse nests
Scholar: Jesus
Christ so dirty place
Xiang Yu: Stop speaking dialects, local dialects, and foreign scholars. Mrs. Qian simply doesn’t understand how to speak Mandarin during negotiations... (Xiang Yu learns Beijing accent) Mrs. Qian, this is me The store is not that good. If you think it’s good, just give me a price. If you think it’s not good, I’ll talk to someone else.
Mrs. Qian: Shopkeeper Tong, don’t be anxious. If you have anything to say, we can easily discuss it. It’s not you who is the neighbor. Did you forget that the thousand-year-old ginseng came from me last time you had an accident? Shopkeeper Tong, look at the situation of our family. You also know that there is a lot of business, but few of them make money. They are not the prodigal old money in our family who can only spend money but not make money. To be honest, I really don’t have much money. p>
Xiangyu: (Continuing with Beijing accent) Just tell me the real price and the success will be determined
Mrs. Qian: Two hundred taels (Xiangyu stared at her expressionlessly)...that means Look, no matter how poor I am, I can't take advantage of the situation. No... Three hundred taels (Xiang Yu still has no expression)... It's not very realistic, right? After all, it's such a big land. Then... four hundred taels? (Xiang Yu still has no expression) No expression).. I understand, this is definitely not your psychological price. Just say five hundred taels without saying anything!
Xiang Yu: Deal
Mrs. Qian: It’s settled in one word. Shopkeeper Tong’s fifty taels of silver notes are considered the rest of the advance payment. I’ll go back and get them now. The house deed has been prepared for me, and by the way, there are also those antiques inside
Xiangyu: (Beijing accent) If you like it, I’ll leave it to you
Mrs. Qian: Shopkeeper Tong I just like your cheerful personality, so I will give you another five taels of silver. (No one has any reaction.) Then just wait, I will be back soon
(Mrs. Qian Le Diandian Xiangyu entered the lobby without saying anything)
Wushuang: Senior brother, what should we do now?
Doudou: The only way now is to prove that I am Bai Zhantang
(Doudou turned around and walked out of the back door after speaking)
Xiao Guo: Hey~~The lobby is over there~~
Doudou: I’m looking for me before Go to the clothes
(Xiang Yu’s room, Xiang Yu is getting the house deed)
Xiang Yu: Oh~~ just sell it as long as there is a glimmer of hope
(Lao Bai walked into the room, the two looked at each other)
Xiang Yu: Mr. Wang, don’t think that just because you changed your clothes and hairstyle, you are far worse than him
Old Bai: Xiangyu
Xiangyu: Stop talking, I won’t believe you, get out
Old Bai: I’m sorry, sunflower acupuncture hand ~ (As he spoke, he clicked on Xiangyu (Xiang Yu blinks)
Lao Bai: Sunflower acupuncture hand~!
Xiangyu: Zhantang...
Old Bai: Xiangyu...
(Xiangyu raises his hand and slaps him)
Xiang Yu: It’s so hard for you to lie to me
Lao Bai: No...I...
Xiang Yu: How could you be this kind of person? It’s fun to play tricks on people, right? My surname is Wang Caotou Wang. What are you thinking about? If you don’t destroy your family and your family, your family, your family, your life, your life, all your fuel, and all your oil and gas are depleted by my tricks, right?
Old Bai: No... I... I escaped from prison. The one below is not me at all
Xiangyu: You’re still playing tricks
Lao Bai: No...it’s true that I have nothing to do with that kid, we just look alike Don't believe it
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