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Talk about your mood when you applied for the canteen.

First, be a man like a candle. In a limited life, there is a kind of heat and a kind of light, which gives people light and warmth.

Second, you are awesome. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

Third, is life stressful? Don't be depressed, tell you a way to relieve stress: think of a ridiculous thing, think hard, and then laugh. Did you do it? Haha, congratulations, a fool was born.

Fourth, I am really tired at work, dizzy, chest tightness and shortness of breath!

Although I am late for work every day, I still get off work on time.

Six, the number of life is calculated by time, and the value of life is calculated by contribution.

7. Don't forget your mother on your birthday, don't forget your friends at work, and think more about happiness when you are upset. Happy birthday, may you be happy every day!

Yoshito Usui, the author of Crayon Shinchan, fell off a cliff. There is a hint in the work that Xiao Xin said he would go far away. The legend on the street is * *, which is criticized by many works. Successful people need to decompress and cherish life.

Nine, those seemingly simple and easy jobs are often the most puzzling.

The best life is to be optimistic about life, happy about work and excited about career.

No matter how stupid, stupid or ignorant, I understand what it means to ignore you.

Twelve, the highest level of work is to watch others go to work and lead others' wages.

Thirteen, only by doing things with your heart can you learn more. Any skills and knowledge you learn may become your own survival tool in the future. Work is the means of a person's survival and the guarantee of a happy life. What would life be like without work? Work hard, live well every day, and do everything well. One day, you will gain something, which will do you no harm.

14. Attitude determines choice, attitude determines thinking, and attitude determines everything. From now on, let's surpass ourselves with a positive attitude, constantly improve ourselves and enrich our lives!

Fifteen, it's a tiring day to take a bath and my fingers are tired.

Life is like climbing a mountain, but finding a way out is a learning process. In this process, we should learn to be calm and learn how to find vitality from panic.

Seventeen, found this job, but now looking for a job is not looking for a job, but fighting! Then let's ask dad for help.

Eighteen, who has no troubles, who has no bitterness, who has no ups and downs, who has no waste, life is ups and downs, and life is ups and downs. Don't be nervous and depressed, don't pester and squander, relax and live a chic life.

Nineteen, I don't even know why we put the stool there!

Twenty, even the food in the canteen has increased in price since the beginning of school. Dad, do you think my salary should be raised, too? . .

Twenty-one, my youth, like the tail gas of a car, is rejected by everyone.

The three most important words in the dictionary are will, work and waiting. I will build my pyramid of success on these three cornerstones.

23. Is there overtime pay?

Twenty-four, overtime, forgetting to eat and sleep are sometimes likely to be inefficient and low working ability.

Twenty-five, how many people are doing jobs they don't like in cities they don't like.

Twenty-six, the pace is too hasty, the look is too dignified, the work is too heavy, the life is too complicated, and the pressure is thundering. Stop, relax your nerves, leave your work behind, make fun of your life, and the pressure will disappear like a cloud.

Twenty-seven, work is not satisfactory, love is not guaranteed, should it disappear for a while and start over?

Twenty-eight, weeding at noon, going to work is really hard, it is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

Twenty-nine, you can't live with vegetation, you can't lead a drunken life, you must make a difference.

30. I am all you have, your weakness and your only weakness.

Thirty-one, harmony, a word about the work of uniting and loving the masses; A pioneering, energetic and energetic masses; People with strong cohesion, vitality and creativity.

Thirty-two, in this weather, it is necessary to blow the northwest wind when going to work, and wait for the northwest wind when not going to work.

Thirty-three, everything is better than the body; It is better to be good at adjusting heavy pressure than to be good at adjusting heavy pressure; Pay attention to men's health and cherish a better life. Please relax! On Men's Health Day, I wish all men in the world a combination of work and rest, relaxation, health and happiness.

34. History regards those who strive for lofty goals and thus make themselves noble as great men; Experience praises the person who makes the most people happy as the happiest person.

35. Failure is also what I need. To me, it is as valuable as success. Only when I know all the methods to do a good job, do I know what the methods are.

36. A correct work outlook is the premise of a correct work attitude. So, what is the job? I thought: Work is a stage to show one's abilities. Our knowledge, tenacity, determination, adaptability and coordination will be displayed on such a stage. Work is what we need to do in our life. This is completely different from the concept that work is just "bending over for five buckets of rice" and "working for others" He revealed the true connotation of work and laid the foundation for igniting work.

37. In this case, even small-scale model local work is of great national significance than many national work of the central government.

Thirty-eight, the work is getting busier and busier, I am too tired to get out of bed, and the pressure is getting bigger and bigger, which makes my life complete and my leisure time more and more boring!

39. I've been very tired at work recently. I want to know how your brothers and sisters are!

Forty, work is for life, and life is just for entertainment.

4 1. The true meaning of life: first, sincerity; second, innocence; third, health and happiness; fourth, tolerance; fifth, neighbourhood harmony; sixth, persistence; seventh, filial piety to parents; eighth, optimism; ninth, decompression and relaxation, and love yourself very much. May you have the true meaning of life and enjoy the happiness and beauty of life!

Forty-two, love is like work, no one will pay attention to how hard you work behind, they only look at the results.

Forty-three, I'm very tired, busy and depressed recently. Work is very tired, work is very busy, and I am very depressed about my future work. Hey!

Growing up is going to work as usual the next day, even if you are sad to death.

45. A day without happiness is a wasted day.

Forty-six, Mid-Autumn Festival no holiday, no gifts. This is my job.

Forty-seven, the seriousness and high integrity of peer work have formed a balance between freedom and order.

48. At work, it is inevitable to face competition with others, and sometimes it even develops into fights and struggles. At this time, we should not be afraid of fighting, but we should never be keen on fighting.

I feel heavy, but my heart is relaxed!

Busy for work, busy for career, busy for family, busy for love, busy for the future, busy for ideals, tired to death, pressure accumulation, happy for mood, happy for family, concerned for fans, happy for blessings, struggling for leisure, smiling for gratitude and staying away from troubles.

At the thought of going to work tomorrow, I have a headache, leg pain, eye pain, hand pain, foot pain and pain everywhere.

52. It is often the case that it is not the celebrities in the scientific community who open up new paths for science and technology, but the unknown people, ordinary people, practitioners and work innovators in the scientific community.

Fifty-three. Oh, my God! ! ! Make up lessons in winter and summer vacation! ! ! Take a few days off!

Fifty-four, I worked all day to go to the toilet!

55. Some things are not difficult to do, but difficult to do because of losing confidence.

56. Treat my depressed mood with silence.

Live with love, and you will make yourself happy! Work with love, and you will make many people happy!

58. You and your work are full of me.

Fifty-nine, I can't stay, I can only miss it.

60. Life has ups and downs, and everyone should learn to endure their own sadness in life. Only in this way can you realize what is success and what is true happiness.

You should have a very hot heart, a pair of cold eyes, a pair of hard-working hands, two busy legs and a very free mood.

Sixty-two, I don't care about the right or wrong choice, let alone who I am with.

Sixty-three, going to work is like marriage in the old society. Obviously, you are not happy, but you should be together.

Sixty-four, in the work, there are actually some puzzles and some problems. We just need a little reminder or encouragement. Therefore, when you meet a colleague who needs help at work, don't give tedious and self-righteous suggestions, and don't show and expose yourself in front of others just because you have helped others. The so-called professional skills, in other respects, they may do better than us.

65. The key to success in anything we do lies in our attitude. The key is whether we face the difficulties directly and solve them, or whether we avoid them and give up in the face of them. This is a question of attitude.

66. The key to success or failure in anything we do is not objective factors, but our attitude. Objective difficulties do exist, and the key lies in whether we face them directly, solve them, or avoid them, and give up when faced. This is a question of attitude. Mr. Lu Xun said: "The real warrior dares to face the bleak life and the dripping blood." As long as we face difficulties with a positive attitude and are not intimidated by them, we will certainly overcome them and become warriors in life and work!

Sixty-seven, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

Sixty-eight, let's adjust our mentality, work with love, work with gratitude, and have fun at work. A person's attitude directly determines his work behavior, whether he treats his work wholeheartedly or perfunctory, whether he is content with the status quo or enterprising with his heart. You can choose to maintain a decent working condition, or you can choose an excellent working condition, depending on whether you love this job, whether you have a job or not, and whether you are enterprising.

Sixty-nine, how nice it was when I was a child. I went to sleep after crying, and now I have to go to work after crying.

Seventy, work is to make soy sauce-make a living! ! !

One brother is worth a thousand words.

Seventy-two, the mood at work is heavier than going to the grave. Is there wood?

The ideal of life is for the ideal life.

1. Modesty makes people progress, while pride makes people lag behind. Mao Zedong

Patience and perseverance will always be rewarded. -Einstein

Where there is a genius, I spend other people's coffee time at work. -Lu Xun

4. Hard work is the rule of getting everything. newton

5. Using time is an extremely advanced law. -Engels

6, a day without a book, give up everything. -Chen Shou

7. What you plant when you are young, what you reap when you are old. Ibsen

8, with people with courage, don't read without words. Zhou Enlai

9, the mud is not stained, clear but not demon. -Zhou Dunyi

10, the ideal of life is for the ideal life. -Zhang Wentian

1 1, static to cultivate one's morality, frugal to cultivate one's morality, indifferent to ambition, static to do nothing. -Zhuge Liang

12, go your own way and let others talk! -Dante

13. Books are the ladder of human progress. Gorky

14, to achieve great things, we must start from small things. -Lenin

15, nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to climb. Mao Zedong

16, bash one's eyebrows coldly at a thousand fingers, bow one's head as a willing ox. -Lu Xun

17, once spoken, it's too late to recall. anonymous

18, it is much more difficult to turn words into actions than actions into words. Gorky

19, national life and death, every cloud has a silver lining. -Lin Zexu

20. Our strong morality is to achieve material success through struggle; This morality is applicable to both countries and individuals. Bertrand Russell

Live better, but for yourself.

1. We always want to learn to be calm. Actually, we don't need to learn this thing. With more experience, you will be calm.

2, jealousy, itself is a kind of jealousy, slander, itself is a hope. Therefore, you should be happy that someone is jealous and someone slanders you.

What a person fears most is to regard himself as an object, transform himself according to other people's preferences and requirements, and expect others' recognition and cherish. You should know that you are yourself, not an object. You indulge others blindly, and finally lose your value, and others will only kick you away. Only when you practice by yourself will others kiss you.

4. The saddest thing in life is to be ambitious but waste your time.

Only when you are down and out, will you know who is the fool who always worries about you and who is the bastard of a stranger.

6. Some people may be embarrassed, some may be frustrated at work, some may fail at school, and some may be lonely in love. Everyone has a hard time, and when you get through it, everything will be suddenly enlightened, so don't be afraid. Life is not just about you. If life is simple from the beginning, why do you need such a long life?

7. If you are not great enough, then don't refuse an ordinary job; If you are not happy enough, then don't look down on ordinary happiness.

8. Sometimes, I know something by chance, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous, so be nice to myself, it's already so hard anyway.

9. If you do things well, people will think that farting makes sense. If you fail, people will think it is a fart.

10, as long as a person knows what he really wants and finds the life that suits him best, all the temptations and stimuli from the outside world really become irrelevant to him. In fact, in the end, all we can insist on is love.

1 1, I have done a lot for the person you love, and I always feel that I am not doing well enough. In fact, in the eyes of people who love you, even if you do something, it is love, but in the hearts of people who don't love you, it is annoying.

12, when you were young, you thought you had met the best understanding and the most touching feelings in the world. But I didn't know that this illusion would lead you into an infinite swamp. From then on, you will only rely on your inexperienced self on the road of healing your mind and becoming stronger and bigger.

13, the difference between people is that they accumulate less every day, and one day you find that I am so much worse than him.

14, the world is not so bad, and I am not so good.

15, people who are in love kick the legs of the bed and will fall down on the bed and cry for a long time, and their acting skills are even worse than the best actors; Single people only hiss, just like the first drop of rain falls on the sewer cover under the scorching sun, and then loneliness is like dark clouds and heavy rain, which instantly drowns the pain.

16. If you encounter problems, such as being unable to sleep, it is either heat or mosquitoes, or it may be loud noise and stuffy air, it must not be because of poor sleep ability. People who don't have much successful experience are always easy to doubt their abilities when they encounter problems with bigger farts. Don't do this. Anyone who encounters something bad feels that he has failed, and it is easy to develop an learned personality failure card. Remember, you are actually quite good.

17, some words are just other people's gossip, don't accept them as gifts; Some moods, just your own mood caught a cold, don't think of yourself as a serious illness. So, don't be too sensitive. If you think too much, you will harm yourself. Many things are only remembered by the listener and forgotten by the speaker.

18, life is killing you, all you have to do is grit your teeth and stick to it.

19, give everything you have, dig out your heart, or you will get someone worthy of entrusting your life, or you will get a lesson worth remembering.

20, the same movie, some people like to watch, naturally some people hate it, the same dish, some people like to eat, naturally some people don't like to eat, the same song, some people have heard it countless times, some people don't want to hear it again. So, isn't it normal for someone to hate you? Why do you ask everyone to like you and live a better life? It's for yourself.

Flowers bloom not to fall, but to bloom more brilliantly.

First, I learned later that some people really have no choice but to say goodbye to some things.

Second, girls must cultivate five things: self-confidence in the face, kindness in the bottom of my heart, backbone in the blood, such as gentleness in the breeze and strength in life.

Third, true love should go beyond the length of life, the width of soul and the depth of soul. If you lose your tenacious will, difficulties will put chains on you.

Fourth, the greatest pain in life is that the soul does not belong, whether you know it or not, whether you admit it or not.

I am not a born king, but I have indomitable blood in my bones. Tears are not the answer, but struggle is the choice. There is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.

6. A grain of dust condenses in the air, eventually generating a mighty storm; A grain of sand, polished in clams, eventually forms an expensive pearl. Sometimes, a small start can achieve a grand and magnificent cause; Sometimes, an ordinary beginning can lead to a noble and great life.

Seven, every successful person must cross the unknown darkness. The strong are not without tears, but can run forward with tears in their eyes. Tears and sweat are similar in chemical composition, but the former can only bring you sympathy, while the latter can win you success.

Eight, I believe and expect again and again, and I am disappointed and chilling again and again. I don't think I dare to listen to the so-called arrangement and future.

9. I poured you a cup of hot water, but you want a drink. As a result, the more you drink, the more thirsty you are. But by then, the hot water will be cold and my enthusiasm will be limited. You should hurry.

Ten, secretly love a person's mood, like a seed waiting for germination in a bottle, you can never be sure whether the future is beautiful, but you are waiting sincerely and stubbornly.

Eleven, life should learn to precipitate, precipitate experience, precipitate mood, precipitate yourself. There is no need to wet the sun today because of yesterday's tears. Thinking too much is definitely not as good as doing it, but doing it without thinking is definitely ineffective.

Twelve, a successful career is not necessarily your ideal.

Thirteen, don't look back, why not forget; Since there is no chance, why take the oath? Today, everything is like water without a trace; Tomorrow, you will be a stranger.

Fourteen, I killed everyone for him with a knife, and finally he stabbed me in the heart with a knife.

15. He understands all your hints and subtext, but he is indifferent and not fighting wits. He just doesn't like you.

Sixteen, only after the journey of wind and rain can we finally retain the rainbow sky. Thank God for making me lonely and enduring the suffering of my soul. Flowers bloom not to fall, but to bloom more brilliantly.

Seventeen, to keep warm, not for a long time; Love is dull, not necessarily heartless.

Maybe I love you not because of your jumping, but because of your shrinking.

Nineteen, we can all bravely face that the person you love doesn't love you, but no one can face that pride and happiness are gone when a person who has loved you for a long time turns away.

Change your temper after leaving me. I'm afraid no one will spoil you like me in the future.

2 1. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't have given up easily and stick to what you shouldn't have insisted on.

Twenty-two, the so-called maturity is to choose a silent smile when it is time to cry and make trouble.

Twenty-three, less detours, you will miss the scenery. Anyway, thank you for your experience.

24. Man's greatest enemy is himself. Genius is ninety-nine percent perspiration and one percent inspiration. If you want to fly high, you should forget the horizon. Be the best today, review the best yesterday and welcome the best tomorrow.

No matter how good a person is, if he doesn't accompany you to the end, he is a passer-by. A person has many shortcomings. If he can tolerate you everywhere, accompany you and be self-motivated, that is the best choice. Love needs more sincerity and tolerance.

26. Forgetting the past depends on the present, and striving for the future depends on the present. Now is the most important thing. As for what will happen in the future, we won't know until we go on. Anyway, the road is still long, and it will always be bright.

The real function of tears is to wash your eyes and let you see the person who makes you cry.

28. Victory belongs to those who persist in the end. If people are ambitious, they will not stop halfway up the mountain. Now I don't deserve to shout tired, because I have nothing. Tears can't flow into the ocean after all, and people always have to grow up.

29. Happiness is often hazy, so it is very temperate to shower us.

I hope that in the eyes of the person I love, even holding an umbrella looks like holding a bunch of roses.

What kind of person you are, what kind of songs you will hear, what kind of articles you will see, what kind of words you will write, and what kind of people you will meet.