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On Personality with Philosophical Significance
Selected philosophical personality
1. Now boys are too bad, whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls. Grab a boyfriend with a girl.
2. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, you should pretend to drink soy sauce, and you can't look down on it.
There is nothing wrong with liking someone. What is wrong is liking someone who doesn't like himself.
4. I heard a sister comment if you are the one at dinner yesterday: two 24-watch bald men teased five fools.
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. How can I quit?
6. Men's hands are not used to beat women, but to conquer the world!
7. Sending cigarettes instead of fire is just teasing me.
8. One day, the teacher scolded the students in the class: "You are too stupid, and your IQ is negative. My IQ is one hundred times that of you! " Student: ...
9. Beautiful women have no brains, but they know that faces are much more useful than brains.
10. Gossip ends with wise men and chat ends with hehe.
1 1. A woman asks a man: Do you love me? Man: Love! Woman: Then you say that I am everything to you! M: Yes! You are my concubine! ! !
12. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a hundred-dollar bill, press "ctrl+c" and keep "ctrl+v".
13. I finally found a question that Baidu didn't know: Do you know when I will have my period?
14. Starting from today's exam, we should copy our own level and give full play to it.
15. There is a notice posted at the entrance of the girls' dormitory, "Boys and lunch boxes are not allowed in". Why? Answer "Both of them will make the older girl pregnant …"
16. Why do you like me? Woman: Because you are handsome. Man: Handsome can't be eaten as a meal. "female: but if you are not handsome, you can't eat.
17.M: I will love you for ten thousand years! Woman: You liar! Do you have that long life!
18. Use 2B to describe you, but people don't like pencils.
19. I may have been single for a long time. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are very good.
20. I have always envied my boyfriend having the best girlfriend in the world.
Talking about the latest philosophical figures
1. If you have a selfless love, you have everything.
2. Any restriction starts from one's own heart.
3. Look at others with binoculars, and look at yourself with a magnifying glass.
4. Get calm, lose indifference, let nature take its course and strive for its inevitability.
5. The past page, if you can't turn it, don't turn it. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes.
6. Frustration is actually the tuition that success should pay.
7. The sun sometimes rises, but the night comes every day.
8. It is better to cherish what you have than to envy what others get.
9. Divide life into two parts, the first part has no hesitation, and the second part has no regrets.
10. Life lies not in length, but in living meaningfully.
1 1. Endurance is better than brains.
12. Don't try to add time to your life, but give life to your time.
13. Being angry is to punish yourself with what others have done wrong.
14. Be kind to others when you are proud, because you will need them when you are frustrated.
15. The integrity of life lies in forgiveness, tolerance, waiting and love. Without all this, you have everything and nothing.
16. Fools monitor their minds with their bodies, while wise men monitor their bodies with their hearts.
17. Thinking is the hardest work, which may be the reason why few people are willing to think.
18. There are several things in life that cannot be lost: the power of self-control, a cool head, hope and confidence.
19. Remember, every day is the best day of the year.
The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.
2 1. Anyone who really tries to help others can't help himself.
22. People have one mouth and two ears because they listen twice as much as they say.
When we look into the distance, we can't see the scenery nearby clearly.
24. Courage is the control of fear, not the absence of fear.
25. Impulse means that you still have * * * thoughts about life, and always impulse means that you don't understand life.
26. On the way to realize the ideal, we must eliminate all interference, especially those beautiful temptations.
27. People cry at birth and learn to laugh later. So sadness is a low-order instinct, while happiness is a high-order ability.
28. Two people * * taste only half the pain, but two people * * * enjoy two pleasures.
29. What should be abandoned is helplessness, what should not be abandoned is incompetence, what should not be abandoned is ignorance, and what should not be abandoned is persistence.
30. Action is the best medicine to cure fear, and procrastination will constantly nourish fear.
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