Talking about Youth Campus

With the social network and mobile Internet entering people's daily work and life one after another, more and more people are keen to share their happiness and vent their sadness by posting on the Internet. What kind of conversation is infectious? The following is the youth campus I helped you organize, for reference only. Let's have a look.

1. I still remember that when I was a child, I was most looking forward to a bag of toys. Are there any impressive children's shoes?

Second, the same telescope, called a general on the battlefield, becomes a rogue at home.

Third, Xiaoming didn't appear in high school math books, so I know that my child didn't get into high school.

Fourth, I met my parents for the first time. I'm shy. I don't know if my aunt is good or if my uncle is fierce. ..............................................................................................................................

5. In class, a classmate asks for leave to go to the toilet: Teacher, I want to shit. The teacher is furious: civilized language. The student thought for a moment: Teacher, I feel sick.

Sixth, the school broadcast, class is over, teacher: you have worked hard, class is over, classmates, you are suffering again.

Seven, a person I have always hated suddenly said that he likes me. I suddenly don't hate ta, because I can't hate a person with vision.

Eight, I am. I am a different color fireworks. He is. He is a bundle of two yuan.

9. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

10. The English teacher said I didn't speak bird language. Why don't you understand? I replied that I treated foreigners like birds.

I've drunk so much Youlemei milk tea, and I've never seen Jay Chou ask me who I am.

Twelve, without us students with poor grades, how can we set off students' grades?

Thirteen, since you are not allowed to fall in love, simply don't send school uniforms. Some people in the province say it's a couple's costume.

Fourteen, the school left a bangs to find parents, and it depends on my hairstyle if my grades don't go up?

Fifteen, next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

Dear: You know, mosquitoes are the only ones that will never leave you this summer.

Seventeen, every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my heart: Fried!

Eighteen, weeding day at noon, mines buried in the soil. Li Bai came to dance and was blown to 250.

Nineteen, study hard, make progress every day, under the age of eighteen, do not engage in objects.

Twenty, the teacher asked: When someone cheated you once, it was cheating. When was the second time? Blurt out at the same table and cheat.

Twenty-one, the most feared dream when I was a child was to find a toilet. My biggest fear is that people don't wake up and find the toilet.

Twenty-two, I asked the teacher what score I got in the exam. He said: guess, I will answer directly: guess or not?

When I was a child, I blushed whenever someone stared at me. Now whenever someone stares at me, I make him blush.

24. The teacher asked: What does it mean to repay the kindness of dripping water? Classmate: It means that someone throws a drop of water at you and you throw a bucket of water at him to kill him.

25. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a daughter.

Twenty-six, girl, who are you this winter? The autumn trousers are shivering with cold.

Twenty-seven, homework plus homework, how much homework, I write homework, everything is wasted.

In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

The furthest distance in the world is that the computer can't be played in front of you, and there is no internet when it can be played.

Thirty, there is only one earth, so everyone should take care of the earth; I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.