Irony in other people's words

1, trees live with skins, people live with faces, and trees will die if they don't need skins. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

When I have money, I will take you to the best nerve hospital.

3. Your new love is someone else's whore.

Your left face is short of pumping and your right face is short of kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.

If you have learned to be sincere, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

6. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

7. It is difficult to draw a tiger, and people know its face but not its heart.

8. When your mother gave birth to you, you looked back!

9. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

10, once you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the roads.

1 1, you are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

12. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.

13, everyone is made in China, don't be a bitch.

14, look at your child's length. I'm really sorry about the head type, the head type is sorry about the face type, the face type is sorry about the neck type, and the neck type is sorry about the body type. You are a freak!

15, you can't even buckle the wall with a slap.

16, what can I say, as long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

17, you think it is redundant, but in fact … you are really redundant.

18, cool charm, I look left and right, you are a anthomaniac!

19, if not, just sum up in one sentence: I don't want to argue with you, for fear of polluting my mouth!

20. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

2 1, fighter in slag, VIP in slag.

22. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

23. If you are a flower, cows will not dare to shit in the future;

24. It doesn't make any sense just to steal others' plagiarism.

Maybe your own incompetence makes you feel so insecure.

26. Your teeth are really white (you are so black).

27. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.