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my family

My home is 1. Everyone has more or less several families, such as seven aunts and eight aunts. At least there will be parents, grandparents, and I am no exception.

My grandfather is an interesting old man. Usually, I have nothing to do. I always like to walk around and go out once in a while. Although I am over 60 years old, I am still full of energy. But it is also annoying. He walked around the village all day wearing leather shoes and black hair, and he didn't know when it was time to eat, which made me want to search door to door. Grandpa likes to play "missing" and is proficient in piano, chess, painting and calligraphy. Sometimes I want to challenge him, but I am defeated by my men every time.

Besides, my mother is a "dwarf" with a height of only 1.5 meters, but in my heart, she is great. I have my hands full all day. Besides work, I am a workaholic. Otherwise it's sleep. It seems that she will never wake up or sleep. She is really tired. She perfectly explained the sentence "get up earlier than the chicken and go to bed later than the dog" with practical actions. thank you Mom.

With a square face and a beer belly, he looks like a rough old man. That's my dad. His daily routine is to drive to the market to buy food, go to the kitchen after buying food, and help his mother when he finishes the kitchen. At first glance, he looks like an ordinary uncle next door. He was angry and loud. A "hello-"can frighten people into fainting. His memory is really unparalleled, like a fish, like an ignorant child, always forgetting. Phone cards are often lost, and the phone is often broken. Everyone says he is careless, so he has to laugh "hehe". Ah, this dad.

Look, this is my family.

My family I have a happy family of five. There are grandpa, grandma, dad, mom and me. Our personalities are very different, good and bad, but we are always so harmonious and happy. Let me introduce my family members one by one

The first thing to introduce is that the "boss" of my family is my grandfather. His personality is a bit arbitrary. Plus, he is old and we have to listen to him in everything, so he is the veritable "boss" of my family. Although grandpa is a bit overbearing, he still loves me very much. Grandpa is an old party member, and his popularity is good. Grandparents walking around the floor like chatting with him very much.

Next, I'd like to introduce my grandmother. My grandmother is a kind and kind old man with a gentle temper and loves me very much. As long as I eat later or less, she will be worried to death. Her love for me is close to doting, of course I love her very much.

There is only one word to describe my father. He has a bad temper, but he is different from other fathers. He has to work to earn money, take care of his grandparents and accompany me. Although my father doesn't earn much money, he is the hardest one in our family. Because of his hard work, I am also considerate of him and try my best to make him happy.

One word can describe my mother-good. My mother looks ordinary, is a woman with modern thinking, and is an enlightened and good parent. She is optimistic and has a positive attitude towards life. She is a doctor by profession. She is very hard and tired every day, but she still takes time to accompany me. My task is to study hard and work hard for my future.

How's it going? Is my home interesting?

My family I have a big happy family. Our home is like a palette, with an orange grandmother, a blue father, a red mother and a green me. Want to know why I said that? I'll tell you quietly!

Grandma is a tolerant and warm orange. Whenever I have something on my mind, I always snuggle up to my grandmother and tell her what's on my mind. She always talks to me with a smile, which makes me feel warm.

Dad is as blue as big sea and the sky. He is in charge of everything at home and outside. He can repair broken furniture, toys and stationery. No matter what family members can't solve, just give it to "blue" dad.

Mother is strict and confident in red. I remember one math exam, I only got 90 points, and I was too scared to look into my mother's eyes. My mother read my test paper carefully, and then said to me, "Read more questions and think more during the exam." Be strict with yourself at ordinary times and treat it like an exam. As for the exam, don't be too nervous, just like usual. "Listen to my mother, I did well in the exam.

Another time, I took part in the school long-distance running competition. Before the game, my heart was in my throat and I was very scared. My mother encouraged me to say, "Don't be afraid, believe in yourself, you can do it!" " "Just when I was panting to give up, I heard my mother's" Come on "sound outside the stadium, and her mother was still running with me outside the stadium. Suddenly, I was full of electricity and strode to the finish line. I beat myself and gained confidence!

Because of grandma's "orange" care, dad's "blue" tolerance and mom's "red" encouragement, I have a vibrant "green" me.

This is my home, a home full of color and love. I love my home! I love my family.

My family There are five people in my family. They are grandma, sister, mother, father and me.

My father is a veritable gourmet. He is 43 years old. As soon as my father started eating, he wolfed down his food. People who have seen him eat say that he is a big eater, and it is this eating that makes my father gain 200 pounds. He used to say that he would lose weight, but he didn't have the perseverance, and now he is still not thin at all.

My mother weighs 100 Jin, which is nothing like my father. My mother likes knitting sweaters very much. As soon as she had time, she began to knit sweaters. All the sweaters on my body are knitted by my mother. Anyone who looks at my sweater praises my mother for her cleverness. So, I am very proud.

My sister is a very learned college student. She likes reading very much. As long as she reads a book, no one wants to disturb her. As long as there are obstacles in my homework, I will ask my sister, who will explain them to me one by one and understand the problems.

My grandmother is 66 years old, but she is very strong. When I wrestle with her, she is often defeated by her. Her cooking is delicious, and everyone who eats it says that grandma's cooking is delicious. Although she is old, she can do anything, and I admire her very much.

I am a very naughty boy. I like playing basketball and football. I am a "pistachio" at home, and I often make my family laugh and cry. I get good grades at school, and I am often fascinated by my study. If you want to make friends with me, please write to me!

This is my family.

My family 5 My grandfather is a little fat. He likes reading newspapers very much. Every time he has a good meal, he lies in bed. What I hate most is that he buys anything as soon as he sees any discount on TV. Grandpa is like a "robot" because he does the same thing every day.

My grandmother is neither fat nor thin, just right. She likes watching TV. Grandma plays mahjong every day. She cooks for grandpa and washes clothes for us every day ... she has become fond of traveling now. However, grandpa doesn't want to travel at all. Every month the certificate of "Labor Star" belongs to her.

My mother, like my grandfather, is a little fat. She likes watching mobile phones very much. I also know that she wants information back. She eats vegetables and fruits every day and wants me to accompany her. Every month, "Mobile Star" belongs to my mother.

My father is thin, but he is strong. He is also the hardest one in our family. He didn't go home from July 6 to July 9. That's because he has to work overtime. He couldn't rest until after ten o'clock, so he didn't come back. His place of work is Chongming, which is far away! "Hard Star" will always be Dad!

I am the best! Because all I have to do is finish all my homework. I, of course, am a "star of happiness"!

After watching Run, Brother, my family learned an English word "We are a family" from Deng Chao. Although he always pronounced "family" as "logging fatigue", which attracted many jokes, he was deeply moved by the word "family". Each of us has our own family, and each family, large and small, constitutes every province, city and country and the world. It's really amazing to think about it.

Tell me about my family. There are four people in my family, father, mother, brother and me. We formed a family and became each other's dependence.

My father is a very knowledgeable person. There were many books at home when I was a child. When he is free, he always turns over a book and reads it with relish, which makes us interested in reading. Every time I have a question I don't understand, I always like to run home and ask my father. At that time, I felt that my father was like a great hero. He seems to know everything and can protect us. Always feel at ease and safe with him.

My mother is a very virtuous woman. When my brother was young, my mother went out to work. Although we don't spend much time together, we still love her. Because I know my mother is very hard, she is for our family, for me and my brother to live a better life.

Where is my brother? He is cute, naughty, chubby and round, and can't help but want to pinch his little face. He likes to follow me and let me play with him. When I was a child, I always felt that he had invaded my life and occupied my free space. I feel guilty when I think of him later. He is the person I love deeply. I will help him well and let him grow up healthily.

My family My family includes me, my mother and my uncle who lives next door. Now, let me introduce our hobbies!

My mother is an encyclopedia of the human body because she likes reading books very much. She mainly reads books on spiritual growth and financial management. Sometimes I encounter difficulties in my homework. As long as I ask her for help, I can't answer any questions. I think she is a walking dictionary.

My uncle is a crazy baseball fan, and his mood will fluctuate with the team he supports. If he wins, he will cheer loudly, and sometimes even the whole community can hear him! But if he loses, he will be depressed all day.

It's finally my turn. I like making cookies and desserts best! I have made many kinds, such as sponge cake, chocolate almond cake, baked bud, strawberry Melaleuca cake. Whenever I successfully cook a dessert, I feel a great sense of accomplishment.

In addition, we have a common hobby, that is, climbing mountains, traveling and watching movies together. Although we have only been to a few places, every trip makes me feel surprised and happy.

Without these family members, I might not be who I am today, so I am glad to have these family members, and all our memories are in my mind, because this is a happy time I spent with my family.

Everyone in my family has a warm and happy home. My family has my sister, naughty brother, strong father and smart mother. They give me warmth and give me a warm hug when I fail.

My clever mother is a sewing worker. Although she can't say that she is good at writing and drawing, at least she can make my favorite cake-sesame seed cake. Her craftsmanship is exquisite, and everything that passes through her hands is unparalleled.

Dad is a strong man. He can carry a lot of things. He is black and fat. Originally, he was not very dark, but because of his efforts, whether it was sun and rain or wind and rain. By the way, I almost forgot to introduce my dad's cooking. It's really exquisite enough to introduce this content to the front. Ha ha!

I am not the helpless and naive little girl I used to be. The abuse of my parents told me: "Be independent and be strong." Those tears, those drops of blood, always remember my mistakes. Those honors tell me: keep on cheering.

However, this home is always warm.

I love my family, that hug, that tear, that encouraging word all make my childhood perfect. Home is a place where I can go anytime and anywhere, with your closest relatives accompanying you. ...

My home 9 Our home is a "military camp".

Our family is like a military camp, and each has its own division of labor. Come with me to see this barracks!

Supreme Commander-Mom

"Get up quickly, I have to make up lessons today!" My mother woke me up again with her "summoning order". "Mom, let me sleep for a while. I am so sleepy. " Strangely, she didn't call me again, but I immediately heard my father scream like a pig. "If you don't get up, I'll let you kneel on the washboard!" "Wife, I want to get up!" I was having a good time, and I remembered the homework my mother gave me. I immediately got up and began to wash.

Captain.-Dad

Dad faded in front of his mother and became obedient. He put on a big shelf in front of me, but sometimes he was not clear-headed and asked me to use my mobile phone to PK him. Whenever this time, I will remind him that I must do my homework. When I do my homework, I ask him if I can't do math. Dad answered the questions for me and added, "Ask me such a simple question." What a big shelf!

Batman.-me

I am in the position of being "led" at home, so many things are out of my charge, but I enjoy this position very much, because I can taste my mother's good craftsmanship every day, and sometimes I can go out for a trip to relax. My parents love me very much, and I am very satisfied.

Our home is a "military camp", normal and fun. We are a loving family.

My family 10 There are four people in my family, father, mother, sister and me. Then let me introduce my family!

Dad is an out-and-out mobile phone fan. "The first thing I do when I get up every morning is to find my mobile phone, and the last thing at night is to charge it. I can't bear to put down his precious mobile phone all day, even when eating or even when going to the toilet. " Hey, dad is really poisoned by his mobile phone!

My mother is a great cook. She can cook all kinds of dishes for me every day. There are fat but not greasy braised pork, sweet and sour octopus and crispy prawns with salt and pepper. You can smell the food as soon as you enter the room after school every day. At this point, my saliva has flowed for three thousands of feet! I can't wait to put down my schoolbag and taste it with relish every time.

I am a little pianist. I finish my homework every day and start my piano journey. Listening to the wonderful music you play, your body can't help but swing with the music and immerse itself in the ocean of music.

My sister is a little sleeping beauty, "because she is only two months old." Besides feeding and crying, the greatest pleasure is sleeping. She can sleep about 20 hours a day. It's lovely to watch her fall asleep!

I love my colorful home and hope to live such a happy life.

My home 1 1 Students, what's your home like? My family has ups and downs, let me tell you!

Acid, Third Aunt: My third aunt is a fierce person. Every time I watch TV, she will say: Have you finished your homework? I said, I quit. Third aunt said, why do you buy so many books for show? Go back to your room and read.

Sweet dad: Although Third Aunt is fierce, my dad is different. My father loves me. He will buy me anything I want. He also helped me check my homework and taught me to write a composition. I'm telling you, he's good at math. He taught me the correct math homework. My math homework is excellent every time. That's great.

Bitter, Grandma: Grandma is as fierce as my third aunt. Once, I caught a cold. Grandma said to me: Chen Yuying, you have a cold. Go to your sister when you get over it. At that time, I ignored her and turned a deaf ear to what grandma said, but I didn't expect grandma to talk about me again a few days later. Hearing what she said, I was furious and ignored her. I continue to play with my sister. After a while, she was really angry and scolded me. After she scolded me, I went back to my room and hid under the covers and cried secretly.

Spicy, mom: mom is a spicy girl, very spicy. Once, I watched TV as soon as I got home. Later, she scolded me and said loudly, Have you finished your homework? Watch TV as soon as I get home. Go back to your room and do your homework.

Students, look, is my home bitter or sweet?

My home 12 Recently, my brother unconsciously fell in love with a game called the glory of the king, and he enjoyed himself every day.

Once, I solved an Olympic math problem in my room. At that time, I racked my brains for a long time, and then I suddenly realized that I started writing. Halfway through my writing, the sound of the game came from the annex. I looked back and saw my brother. He sat on the bed with his mobile phone in his hands and smiled. "Haha, you are too young to show me." After listening to this sentence, I frowned, pointed at him and shouted, "I'm doing an Olympic math problem, can you stop playing!" " "As soon as the voice fell, the younger brother pouted and replied," I want you to take care of it. " After that, I lowered my head and "concentrated" on playing games. At this time, I was really angry. But I had a brainwave, pretended to be disgusted, pushed my brother out of the door and said, "This is my room. Go out and play." Then, the door slammed. I thought I could finally solve the problem with peace of mind, but I didn't expect my brother's game to be so loud that it went through the wall and reached my ears again. Alas, he is really a game fan!

I am going to eat at noon. I'll call my brother for dinner. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my brother, who was lying on the bed with his legs crossed and playing games. I said, "Let's eat!" Then I walked out the door. But five minutes later, there was no sign of him. I walked into the room again and he was still playing games seriously. I'll grab his ear and drag him to the restaurant. Finally, he ate, but he was still playing while eating, staring at the screen of his mobile phone, and finally he stopped under his mother's reprimand.

Brother, brother, I hope you give up this game!

My family 13 I have a hardworking mother at home; Dad who loves playing cards; A sister who loves to sleep; There is a happy angel-me.

Gourmet mama

My mother is very hardworking. She gets up at about five o'clock every morning to make breakfast and then mop the floor. When I wake up, it's like walking from the trash can to heaven. My mother must drive me to and from school. At night, when we all fell asleep, she got up, tidied up the clothes I threw before going to bed, took the clothes and put them on, and went back to sleep, because she was afraid of waking me up, and always let me clean up after I fell asleep.

Dad who loves playing cards

My father likes playing cards. At first, he only played on his mobile phone. Later, he gradually became addicted to playing cards and played with his friends. I always go to play with him. Sometimes my father takes me with him, sometimes he doesn't, but he wins more and loses less, so every time he wins 100, he will give us 30 yuan each. Why? Because we allow him to go out to play cards, he will thank us!

A girl who loves to sleep

My sister loves to sleep, so I won't say much. My sister slept for a long time in the morning and came back very late at night. I think she is saving her strength for going out to play at night.

Happy little angel-me

My sister will take care of me, not my cousin, so she often has a little contradiction with him, but when she is with me, a "happy angel", she makes faces to make them laugh. Contradictions will gradually decrease.

This is my home: hardworking mother, card fan's father, sleeping sister. Angel.-me.

My home is 14. My family has a hardworking mother, a "net worm" father, a "bookworm" brother and an "injured" me.

Diligent mother

In my family, my mother is the most hardworking. My mother cleans the house spotless every day. Without my mother, my home would be in chaos. Once, on Friday, my mother worked the night shift and didn't go home until 1 am, so she slept for a while. But early in the morning, my mother woke up, prepared breakfast for us, woke up my brother and me one by one, and then served the prepared milk and fried eggs. Because my brother is going to take the college entrance examination today, of course, he needs to supplement nutrition.

"Networm" Dad

My father is a real Internet addict. As soon as he came home from work, he threw the paper bag at random, threw it into the study, turned on the computer, played games, sometimes looked for information, and sometimes watched TV dramas online. In the evening, my brother and mother fell asleep, and he was still flopping about on the computer.

"book fan" brother

My brother is a bookworm in our family. It's time for dinner. My mother brought the food to the table and asked my father and my brother to eat with me. But my brother was fascinated by a good book. No matter what we call it, it doesn't work. My mother had to yell at him. Brother, it seems a little impatient to say "coming, coming!" " "It will take five or six minutes. Sometimes, mom gets angry and drags him out of the study. ...

"hurt" me

Wherever I go, I am not very popular. I want to check the computer. Dad said later, I ran to the study and asked my brother. My brother said, find your own way. No, I'm just waiting for my chance when I get hurt ... sometimes I cry.

This is my family!

My family 15 Some people say that home is a harbor of love, sheltering us from the wind and rain. Some people say that home is warm sunshine, which makes us no longer cold in winter. In my eyes, home is an interesting zoo.

My father is a bear. Although he has a lot of rest time every day, he is lazy and never does housework. Only his mother is busy. Dad is lazy, but he has great strength. When I went out to ride a scooter, the elevator hadn't come yet. He always walks briskly downstairs with his scooter on his back.

My mother is a tiger. In the eyes of classmates, my mother is very beautiful and gentle. However, I want to remind you that at home, she is a tiger with super fighting capacity. Look, she is a smelly tiger. Get up an hour earlier than me every day and dress yourself up before going out. Look, she is still a hardworking tiger. She cleans the house spotless every day. Sometimes, she is a learning tiger. As long as there is no question, my mother can almost give an answer! Every time I finish my teacher's homework, she will throw me a time bomb: there are oral calculations, class hours and test papers. And as long as I do something wrong that she thinks should not be done, she will immediately break into a furious rage, stare at me, point at me, criticize me constantly, and even start work when she is excited!

As for me, sometimes I am a lazy pig, and sometimes I am a naughty monkey. I say pig because I like eating and don't like moving, and monkey because I make a mess at home when I am naughty.

This is my home, an interesting zoo, and everyone has their own characteristics! I love my family and welcome you to my zoo!