Funny talk about Peppa Pig flashlight, illuminating your ugliness

1. I feel that the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my computer screen.

2. Be your lifelong Party B

3. Life is difficult, I just want to be coaxed through it.

4. I know why I have been unable to lose weight, because there is you inside my body.

5. It’s not that poverty has inhibited my imagination, it’s that your temperament is not worthy of it.

6. Books are the ladder of human progress. Walking up the ladder is tiring. Can I choose the elevator of human progress - e-books?

7. I hope you don’t feel like you are worthless. You can at least make others feel annoyed.

8. You are illegal!

9. I sprained my ankle and sat on the roadside for a while, and someone actually threw fifty yuan at me.

10. If one day I become a pervert, please don’t forget that I was innocent once.

11. I have endured a beauty that I should not bear at this age.

12. A strong life does not need explanation.

13. In fact, I was born to be a quasi-student, but if the teacher is not cute or beautiful, I have no motivation.

14. If you don’t have time to think about it, you will want to if you have time.

15. According to statistics, studying hard is the most commonly used reason for breaking up.

16. When a friend goes to the supermarket to buy fruits, he buys one of each kind and will never forget the price teller’s expression! ! ~

17. Generally, good-looking people will be inexplicably attached to many advantages, such as intelligence, kindness, and cuteness. But those who are long and ugly can only be described in one word: down-to-earth.

18. Men who go to bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly stimulated.

19. The beauty of knowledge lies in confusing people; the beauty of poetry lies in instigating men and women. Cheating; the beauty of a woman lies in being so stupid that she has no regrets; the beauty of a man lies in lying so that he can tell the truth.

21. How bold people are, how late they put off their homework

22. A hilarious saying: The night will not treat those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles

23. Page flashlight, illuminate your ugliness.

24. I heard that my IQ is zero in front of the person I love. I won’t fall in love with my math teacher, right? It can't be!

25. Love is like two people pulling a monkey rubber band. The pain will always be the one who lets go.

26. Long time no see, I am as fat as two people.

27. My classmate’s computer automatically turned on every morning, but he took a charm and stuck it on the computer.

28. Since the last nine days, the wind has been blowing and the chill is approaching. This is another extremely cold winter.

29. I don’t even want the basin for the water that was poured out.

30. Xiao Ming, a vegetative person, was very happy after hearing this joke.

31. On the busy street, there is always a broken car with a broken shoe sitting inside.

32. I am on the other side of the mainland

33. In fact, I quite like mathematics. It does not have the circuitousness of Chinese language, the grammar of English, or the complexity and information content of history and politics. Some just can’t do it, can’t do it, and can’t do it.

34. No matter who he falls desperately in love with, I won’t frown.

35. I finally understand why you lick Oreos first, because then no one will compete with you.

36. If someone asks you who your partner is, just say it’s me and I take the blame.

37. Learn to be strong. In fact, a person can live a beautiful life. Just smile to yourself. Watch it for yourself, cry for yourself.

38. You have proved with your actions that you have betrayed me

39. I saw a couple holding hands at the school gate that day, and I couldn’t help but think of myself in junior high school. Sometimes, I also watch other people holding hands like this.