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What is it to find an umbrella friend?
In fact, a netizen posted a story about a fire. Because the weather is too hot, boys are embarrassed to play an umbrella, so they want to find a girl as an umbrella friend. Tell me about the original text as follows:
Looking for an umbrella friend, female, brought an umbrella, didn't buy it for you, and took it to your dormitory every day after school. I gave you an umbrella. The sun is too poisonous recently, so I'm embarrassed to take an umbrella. I really got sunburned!
After the joke became popular, all the players scrambled to imitate it:
Find a friend who shits, shit in the toilet together, and fart together, so as not to be embarrassed when I fart alone.
I'm just a pig who is embarrassed to open an umbrella, then put sunscreen on it and put it in my bag every few hours.
Male student: I want to find an eyebrow friend, a girl who can trim eyebrows. I'll buy it for you without a eyebrow trimmer. I treat SHUJI to dinner every half a month.
Yes, I remember walking on the road with an umbrella last summer and hearing two boys chatting and saying that they must find a girlfriend to open an umbrella with this week.
Hahahaha, netizens are really interesting!
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