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Zhang Ga, a soldier in my mind, wrote a hundred words.
Speaking of Private Zhang Ga, I think everyone must be familiar with it, so let me talk about Zhang Gazi in my heart.
Zhang Ga, a soldier in my heart, is a calm child. Xiao Gazi went to look for Lao Zhongshu again, but when he got there, he was surrounded by a "white neck". Old Zhong Shu gave him a short sickle and closed the door with him. Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
Zhang Gazi is still a very naughty boy in my heart. Humpty Dumpty wants to trade the wicker cymbals for Gazi's wooden gun "Zhangkoudeng". Gazi wanted wicker cymbals very much, but he was very unhappy at the thought that the souvenir that Uncle Zhong gave him would be given to others, so he made a bet with Humpty Dumpty that whoever won would take the other's things away. Gazi wanted to climb trees in a competition, but Xiao Pang saw through it because he knew that climbing trees was Gazi's strong point. So he wrestled in the competition. Gazi thought he could win Xiaopang quickly, but he was defeated again and again. At the last minute, he bit Xiao Pang and made him fall. This time, he knew it was disgraceful. Xiaopang's father said, "You are a disgrace to the Eighth Route Army!" This greatly hurt Gazi's self-esteem. So he stuffed clumps of grass into the chimney of Pangpang's house, and the smoke went straight to Pangpang's house, while Gazi on the side was happy.
This is how I feel. What about you?
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