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(1629)

Mufu found that people are very busy now, and somehow.

Sometimes I want to calm down and read an article, but I also want to find a short one.

Mufu wants to write an article "Changes in One's Own People", but it will take a long time to explain clearly. Break up if you think about it.

Mufu tells everyone first that the whole Dream of Red Mansions is actually an algebraic problem, so readers should not be too persistent about the names in the book. Otherwise, you will fall into the time trap in the book and never get out. Let's call it the name trap here.

Lingguan has painted "Qiang" for thousands of times. 2000 times less. It takes half a second to draw on the ground, and the word "strong" is eighteen. 18000 seconds, 300 minutes, 5 hours.

Lingguan kept writing the word "Qiang" for five hours, and Baoyu hid from her for five hours. Because that girl looks like Daiyu?

Just kidding, ha.

At this time, Baoyu didn't know her name was Lingguan, but she just looked like Daiyu. What do you mean? Mufu told everyone not to care about the name. What the author wants to tell you is that Daiyu draws "strong".

Who is Daiyu?

You must know by now, Chongzhen.

What about Qiang?

Jia Qiang, of course. The problem is that "strong" is false.

So what?

Wall. I just found a crossword puzzle hidden here. Draw "Qiang" on the ground with a gold hairpin and guess a word. Note: Jinke vegetation. )

Jia Qiang is a wall.

As the head of the family, you should consider the courtyard wall. As the owner of a city, you should consider the city walls. Chongzhen is the head of a country, so we should consider the national wall. Why is it so awkward to read? In other words, the Great Wall.

Jia Qiang is the Great Wall.

Let's talk about Jia Qiang.

1, it looks exquisite, indicating that the Great Wall is slightly girly, ha.

Jia Zhen avoided suspicion that the local king was responsible for all sections of the Great Wall, and this responsibility system was later cancelled.

Jia Qiang appeared in the noisy school. This was introduced by Mu Fu, referring to the battle of Ningyuan. The school refers to the post-Jin outside the Great Wall. Nothing happened to Yan Ming after Jia Qiang called him in.

The bird Jia Qiang bought for Lingguan is a high-tech product, which is used for automatic alarm of the Great Wall. Finally, I gave up because of financial problems.

Jia Qiang later became the administrative section chief of pear fragrance court Theatre Company. Pear fragrance court is heavily stationed in the northeast, that is, the Great Wall in the northeast, but it is lax in other directions.

The gap in the defense of the Great Wall is the most direct reason for the change.

Because our own change is the most important accident besides Shen Jia's change, our second brother used a lot of space and a long span to describe it in the book.

For example, Jia Yucun entered Zhitong Temple ... a treasure hairpin made butterflies fly ... Yuan Chun won a prize ... A golden pheasant jumped into the well ... A little gesture of your breathing, a big promise ... until Qingwen tried Zhui Er.

Jia Qiang refers not only to the Great Wall, but also to the ostrich string given to Baoyu by King Jing, the crepe string given to Baoyu, the red ribbon given to Baoyu, the red musk string given to Baochai by Princess Yuan (not acting as the king), Pinger's shrimp bracelet, and the peacock hair mended by Qingwen's illness.

Everyone will say that Mufu wrote it wrong.

Yes, Lingguan painted "Qiang" (that is, "wall") on the ground with gold hairpin, not gold hairpin.

The hairpin is straight and the cymbal is round. Hairpins are usually inserted in the hair, while hairpins are usually worn on the arms.

Mu Fu told everyone above that "Lingguan strokes' wall'" and Daiyu strokes' wall'.

What Mufu wants to tell you now is that Jinchuan painted a "wall".

"What are you busy with! Don't you even understand the sentence' When a golden hairpin falls into a well, what is yours is yours'? I'm telling you, a clever son. Go to the East Yard and call Brother Huan and Cai Youlai. "

Jin Chai fell into the well.

Note that this sentence has two meanings. First, it refers to Jin Chai, that is, the old official's Jin Chai. The second is prophecy, which implies readers.

The usage of prophecy appears many times in the book. Let me give you an example to deepen your impression. For example, King Jing of Beijing said that Baoyu was bound to repeat the mistakes of Xiao Wang's revival, referring to the demise of Yuan and Ming Dynasties. For example, when Daiyu and Xiangyun frolicked, they said that I spared Xiangyun from living any more, meaning that Li Zicheng went to Beijing and Daiyu's version of Chongzhen hanged herself.

The prophecy here refers to Jinchang's throwing well and also refers to Jinchang's prototype. Kim, who is it?

Fan Wen Jing.

As can be seen from the description in the book, Emperor Chongzhen attached great importance to the defense of the Great Wall. There are many related memorials by ministers from all walks of life, and Fan's "The Great Wall Facing North Defense Plan" has been highly valued by Chongzhen, but it has never been passed in the court.

Fan's plan mentioned at least three points:

1, pay close attention to the development of the situation in the direction of outer Mongolia. Mufu introduced the Yongle military parade to everyone and asked Timur to surrender. Although this military parade created a good environment for the peaceful development of the Ming Dynasty, it also fostered arrogance and contempt for the enemy among the younger generation. Fan Wenjing is keenly aware of this, and our second brother agrees very much.

In fact, it happened that the queen of Beijing came to be alienated into a loyal and obedient king, but the loyal and obedient one was the late Jin Dynasty.

Baoyu later went to visit Jinchuan and came back to say that one of the concubines of King Jing had disappeared. What do you mean?

Fan believes that in order to improve diplomatic relations with King Jing as much as possible, we should not communicate with him in a condescending manner, at least in an equal manner. If you really can't, you should also do a good job in peaceful diplomacy with the north as a concubine.

It is the bird that Jia Qiang bought for Lingguan. At that time, the Ming Dynasty was technologically advanced, so it was not difficult to require automatic alarm devices for the entire Great Wall defense.

3. The entire Great Wall should not be thicker than each other, at least take care of each other.

Mrs. Wang, the shogunate has never wanted to talk about it, and it is not good to talk about it here. Ok, let's put it this way: Chongzhen is Obama and Mrs. Wang is the parliament. Chongzhen's decision cannot be implemented until it is approved by the parliament.

Later, as we all know, avoidable changes have taken place.

It must be reminded that Fan Wenjing did throw himself into the well later, but he didn't change himself. Later, Fan was reused and trusted by Chongzhen (described in the book, such as Yuchuan's "The Taste of Lotus Seeds"). When Shen Jia changed, I didn't know that Chongzhen would return to the well.

The jade blade in the following article is a gold blade.

Smash, sound. Say armband also. Hosta Orthography was unisex in ancient times, but today it is female decoration. Yanhe and Xie Shangshu are famous for their love. Yu Xinfu sent a book and a seal left by Zhang Tai. Tang Wenzong asked Zaichen what gold bars were. Zaichen is wrong. Wenzong said: ancient poetry: the light shirt is stable and loose, that is, today's arm is also not used.

Mu Fu introduced that "Qiang" is the "wall", that is, the Great Wall, in Lingguan's brushwork and Jin Zhuan's brushwork.

The Great Wall, also known as the Great Wall of Wan Li, is an ancient military defense project in China. It is a long-wall defensive building, or a defensive building with similar form and the same defensive nature as the wall.

The history of the construction of the Great Wall can be traced back to the Western Zhou Dynasty, and the famous allusion "bonfire drama princes" occurred in Haojing, the capital (now Xi 'an, Shaanxi) originated from this. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, countries competed for hegemony and defended each other, and the construction of the Great Wall entered its first climax, but the construction length at this time was relatively short. After Qin destroyed the six countries and unified the world, Qin Shihuang connected and repaired the Great Wall of the Warring States Period, which was called the Great Wall of Wan Li. The Ming Dynasty was the last dynasty to overhaul the Great Wall, and most of the Great Wall seen by people today was built at this time.

Great Wall resources are mainly distributed in Hebei, Beijing, Tianjin, Shanxi, Shaanxi, Gansu, Inner Mongolia, Heilongjiang, Jilin, Liaoning, Shandong, Henan, Qinghai, Ningxia, Xinjiang and other provinces, autonomous regions and municipalities. Shaanxi Province is the province with the richest resources of the Great Wall in China, with a total length of 1838 km. According to the results of the national Great Wall resources survey conducted by cultural relics and surveying and mapping departments, the total length of the Great Wall in Ming Dynasty was 885 1.8km, and it was more than 1 1,000 km in Qin and Han Dynasties and its early period, and the total length was more than 2 1 1,000 km.

The shogunate has repeatedly mentioned that Baoyu or Daiyu's diplomatic focus with the King of Beijing is the Great Wall.

There are many versions of A Dream of Red Mansions, so I won't comment. About Zhu Xiang, the version of the shogunate's pillow is like this: King Jing gave Baoyu a bunch of flies, and Baoyu gave Daiyu a bunch of thorns. Mufu's opinion, this is the original intention of the second brother, whether copying or writing, has never been missed.

Lingling string focuses on fragrance, that is, efficacy, so that insects and ants can avoid it.

The snipe string indicates the location, that is, the ridge.

Later, when our second brother wrote his memoirs, he wrote about his diplomacy with the North, that is, Guan Qi (nine purple Palace, that is, rosewood castle). He felt that he was a player.

King Bei Jing, formerly known as the Water God (that is, he and Baoyu have nothing to say), gave Guan Qi a fragrant Luo Hong belt. Guan Qi and Baoyu gave them to Baoyu the first time they met. Baoyu came home and xiren found out. When I woke up, I found that the red ribbon was tied to Baoyu's waist, so I took it off and put it in an empty box in the corner. King Zhongshun (the king of Beijing defected, and the loyalist was the late Jin Dynasty) sent someone to Baoyu for an official position, and the red belt was impressively tied around Baoyu's waist.

Cicero won't sweat everywhere. He pointed out that with the Great Wall, border defense will get twice the result with half the effort.

And Yuan Fei gave it to Baochai (Daiyu didn't! ! ! The red musk deer string is the key to changing the past, and readers must understand it carefully.

I have to mention Pinger's shrimp whiskers here. The string of Zhu Xiang mentioned above is a beacon tower or a border crossing, but it is the beard of shrimp that connects these Zhu Xiang together, so it is also very important.

A Dream of Red Mansions and its annexes all mention a place, namely mountains and water, and Zhitong Temple is nearby. That is Shanhaiguan:

It has changed and the country has been hit hard. Yongqingwen's serious illness also needs urgent repair, and the focus is also on the Great Wall.

The breakthrough of reform is the Great Wall, and the key figure is Yuan Chonghuan.

Yuan Chonghuan (1584—1630), a morpheme, was born in Shijie, Dongguan, Guangdong, and his ancestral home was in Wuzhou, Guangxi (controversial). At the end of the Ming Dynasty, Ji Liao was the supervisor.

In the forty-seventh year of Wanli (16 19), he was a scholar, and later recommended himself to work in Liaodong border. Sun Chengzong valued Ningyuan. In the war against the Qing army (the latter Jin Dynasty), Ningyuan and Ningjin successively won a great victory, but Wei Zhongxian resigned and returned to his hometown because he was unpopular.

After Zhu Youjian acceded to the throne, Yuan Chonghuan was re-enabled. In the second year of Chongzhen (1629), Huang Taiji was repelled. After the siege of the capital was settled, the remnants of Wei Zhongxian impeached Yuan Chonghuan on charges of "killing Daoshuai (Mao)", "making peace with the Qing court" and "selling rice to the enemy", and Huang Taiji took the opportunity to carry out a double spy. Yuan Chonghuan was finally sentenced to death by Zhu Youjian for treason.

As a famous anti-Qing fighter, Yuan Chonghuan is a controversial figure. After being executed, the Ming people scrambled to eat his meat, but in the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, he was praised by the Qianlong emperor. The evaluation has been mixed.

Needless to say, Emperor Chongzhen respected Yuan Chonghuan. Our second brother described him as his mother, Jia Min, the mother of Daiyu. Why did Dai Yu subtract one or two strokes from the word "min"? This has something to do with anonymity. Anonymity means that there are similarities between worship in Chongzhen and worship in Yuan Chonghuan.

Chongzhen also spoke highly of Yuan Chonghuan. In Zixing's words, the four old sisters are all very young. Gone again, no sister ... Chongzhen listed Yuan Chonghuan as one of the four Old Master Q.

Not to mention Chongzhen's attention to Yuan Chonghuan, in the book our second brother described him and himself as a whole, namely Yuan Chun. Mufu has already introduced this to you in relevant texts, so I won't elaborate on it here, but give you a general description.

Yuan Chun, the military event of Chongzhen. If Yuan Chun is a subset of Chongzhen, then this complement is Daiyu (literary affairs of Chongzhen).

Yuan Chonghuan is a subset of Yuan Chun, mainly Chongzhen, supplemented by Yuan Chonghuan.

For liberal arts students, Mufu's description will feel a little roundabout, ha. Let's just say that Yuan Chun refers to both Chongzhen and Yuan Chonghuan, depending on the occasion.

When Yuan Chun is similar to other Sanchun, it is Chongzhen, such as Yuan Chun's provincial relatives. Yuan Chun's "reward" to Daiyu (Chongzhen) and Baochai (Huang Taiji) was Yuan Chonghuan.

Yuan Chun's lyrics vaguely mentioned three words, namely "Yuan", "Chong" and "Huan".

There was a man named Tu Ying in Qing Dynasty. He said that it was once said that the year after Yuan Chun was born, he was born with the title of Jade Childe. Later, Fuyun Yuan Chun brought Baoyu to the age of 26, and said that he had taught Baoyu a lesson at home. Can people after the age of 30 be selected?

This is what Mufu calls a time trap. Such traps abound in books. You must jump into the trap. Mufu can't stop you, ha.

We don't care who wins. Mufu wants to know where this 26-year-old came from, or in the last 40 years? (After forty times, Mufu didn't read it. We'll talk about it next time. Who remembers "26"? Please let me know. Thank you. )

Speaking of the last forty chapters, it is said that Yuan Chunsheng was born in Bing Yinyue, Shen Jianian. Bing pointed something at the beginning of the article, so where did Jia learn it? How can the word "Shen Jia" appear in A Dream of Red Mansions?

These HD, broken glass, don't care here.

Strangely, Yuan Chun was indeed born in Shen Jianian. Yuan Chun is only twenty-six years older than Baoyu.

Baoyu's birthday 16 1 1 February 4th 10:43, with an error of 30 points.

Baoyu was born in Yuan Chun and Geng Xu, and was born in Xinhai. Yuan Chun is one year older than Baoyu.

Baoyu was born in Geng Xu, and Daiyu was born in Zhen Baoyu during the Xinhai period. Baoyu is one year older than Daiyu and Zhen Baoyu.

Yuan Chun, Baoyu, Daiyu and Zhen Baoyu were born in the same year and the same month, all referring to Chongzhen.

(See "Baoyu's Birthday" written by Mufu for details)

Baoyu's teacher Yuan Chun was born in Shen Jia, while Baoyu Chongzhen was born in Geng Xu, with a difference of 26 years.

Back to the original twenty-eighth, Yuan Chun sent a decree that the Jia family would spend three days safely in Qingxu, and by the way, they also gave everyone a Dragon Boat Festival gift. As for Baochai's festival ceremony, our second brother explained it through xiren's mouth. Aroma said to Baoyu, "You are just like Miss Bao. Miss Lin, two girls, three girls, and four girls only have fans and some pearls, and everyone else has lost them. "

Anyone who has seen it this time knows that Baochai and Baoyu gave more red musk deer strings as gifts. Hearing Aroma's words, Baoyu said, "What's the point? Why Miss Lin's is different from mine, and Miss Bao's is the same as mine. Don't pass it wrong. " Then xiren explained that "they were all written one by one" and could not be misrepresented.

In this story, things like Baoyu and two girls are foreshadowing, but it's none of their business at all.

This story can be described as:

Yuan Chun gave presents to Baochai and Daiyu, among whom Baochai had a string of red musk deer more than Daiyu.

That's all.

Yuan Chun, Yuan Chonghuan. Daiyu, Chongzhen. Baochai, Huang taiji. Red musk deer string, the Great Wall.

You got it?

The problem is that it is impossible for Yuan Chonghuan to dedicate the whole Great Wall to Huang Taiji. To put it bluntly, one or two gaps are enough.

In fact, as mentioned above, the whole line of defense of the Great Wall cannot be realized, and there are indeed weak links.

1629 (the second year of Chongzhen in the Ming Dynasty and the third year of Tiancong in the later Jin Dynasty) On the second day of October, Huang Taiji passed through Mongolia, led the Eight Banners Army under the leadership of Mongolian Karaqin cavalry, avoided the Guanningjin defense line defended by Yuan Chonghuan, bypassed the Mongolian region, and raided the fragile passes such as Longjing Pass and Daankou in the Zhen Ji defense area of the Great Wall of the Ming Dynasty, broke through the city wall and attacked Beijing.

How did Huang Can Taiji find the two fragile points of the Great Wall, Longjingguan and Daankou, so accurately?

Mole!

(AIA can rule out suspicion. King Jing was alienated into a loyal and obedient queen, and at best he was a guide in his own territory. )

Who could this mole be?

Zhui Er!

Zhui Er who stole Pinger's shrimp bracelet.

Zhui Er, who is it? Zhui Er is Yuan Chonghuan.

Our second brother described the tryst between Huang Taiji and Yuan Chonghuan as very strange. For details, please refer to Mufu's writing "A Treasure Girl Fly".

Lin Xiaohong caught Baochai's tryst with Zhui Er on the spot. Lin Xiaohong, who is it? Chongzhen. (Please refer to the relevant text of Mufu)

Huang Taiji and Yuan Chonghuan have actually signed an agreement to share stolen goods, which is set between mountains and rivers. Wow; wow ...

After the defeat, our Yang Fei Baochai never forgot to slap her "lover". What my brother (Jia Huan, that is, Huang Taiji) said refers to the double-faced spy mentioned by later generations, and our second brother is responsible for this!

Suddenly, I wandered to a place surrounded by mountains and waters and deep forests and bamboos. There is a temple, the doors and alleys are crumbling, the walls are rotten, and there is a forehead in front of the door, which reads "Zhitong Temple". There is an old couplet next to the door, which reads: I forgot to put my hand behind my back. At present, no way back. When Yucun looked at it, he thought that although these two sentences were simple, they had a deep meaning. I have swam in some famous mountains and temples, but I have never seen anything like it. I wonder if anyone has somersaulted. Why not go in and have a try? Thinking about going in, only an old monk with a dragon bell was cooking porridge there. Jia Xu criticized: It's Yucun's anger. Yucun didn't care when he saw him. JOE: Angry side recognition. After asking a few questions, the old monk was deaf and unconscious. Jia Xu criticized that this was upside down. Blunt teeth and tongue, nail edge batch: turned over. The answer is irrelevant.

Here, it is necessary to introduce Wedge Jia Yucun to you. Jia Yucun is not a specific person, but an ordinary person. For example, Pinger scolded Jia Yucun in front of Baochai, and Jia Yucun meant Baochai.

Another example is Jia Yucun, who appears around him: the author of the theory of good and evil, our second brother Zhu Youjian; Marrying Ji refers to Wu Sangui; But this refers to Yuan Chonghuan's trial of Emperor Chongzhen.

Surrounded by mountains and water, it means Shanhaiguan.

A person who tumbles refers to someone who has the ability to make trouble in the sky, not to "stumble". Ha, you can understand it this way.

Deaf-mute, you can understand it as irrefutable in the face of evidence.

And the book review has always said "upside down", referring to Yuan Chonghuan: I forgot to put my hand behind me, but there is no way to turn back.

Isn't it a little late to turn around now?

So, our Qingwen picked up awls and put Zhui Er awls one by one.

Citron, there is a ray of rafters hanging on the rafters. What scene? After being executed, Yuan Chonghuan was hung from the rafters for public display, and his body was stolen by his subordinates. There is only one rope left in the rafters, swinging in the wind.

In any case, the loyalty of his subordinates (descendants have been guarding the tomb to this day) is commendable. however ...

Pinger laughed again: "We have to call Cai Yun and Yuchuan, two evil obstacles, and ask each other for a blessing. Otherwise, they will benefit, so let's not talk about it, but I don't seem to be able to ask for it, and I'm tired of coming here to finish it. They will steal more and more in the future, regardless of it. " Aroma and others laughed and said, "Exactly, I want you to stay. Pinger sent for someone to say, "Don't panic, the thief has been found. Yuchuan first asked where the thief was, Pinger said. " ...

It was Baoyu who came to ask the two goblins for something that day. The two goblins insisted that his wife was not at home and dared not take it. Baoyu looked at them carelessly and went in and took something out by himself. These two evil obstacles don't know, so don't panic. Now Baoyu heard that he was tired of others, so he told me in detail and showed me something. Everything is not bad.

Our second brother only writes well by himself, but plays poorly with readers.

Cai Yun and Yuchuan are two evil obstacles, but there are no two evil obstacles: only one evil and one obstacle.

The barrier refers to the Great Wall. That is, the hero who perfected the Great Wall defense system, Yu Chuan. Jade, with gold, is a model.

Evil, the son loves the benefits of filial piety, and filial piety is evil.

The Evil Son is still in use today.

Evil, son of Xue.

Xue Yuan was a small country in Zhou Dynasty, and was destroyed by Qi in the scuffle between princes. Three years after Qi Min succeeded to the throne, he gave Yi Xue to Tian Ying, who had been in Qi for 1 1 year.

Tian Ying has a son named Tian Wen, also known as Meng Changjun. After the cock crow stole, he fled back to Qi and became prime minister. It's very troublesome to return after retiring, so I'm called Qin for a while and Qi for a while. After his death, Yi Xue was destroyed by Qi Wei.

This can be said to be the origin of the word "evil", ha.

This is also the original intention of so many "Xue" in Xue Baochai, Xue Pan, Xue Pan and Aunt Xue.

Jin Chuaner opened his eyes, pushed Baoyu and said with a smile, "What are you busy with? Don't you even understand the sentence' When a golden hairpin falls into a well, what is yours is yours'? I'm telling you, a clever son. You go to the East Hospital and call Brother Huan and Cai Yunlai. "

Aunt Zhao quarreled with Yuchuan because Cai Yun gave a lot of things privately. She was afraid of being found out, so she sweated for information every day. Suddenly Cai Yunlai told me, "It was Baoyu who answered, and nothing happened since." Aunt Zhao put her heart down. Unexpectedly, Jia Huan became suspicious. He took out all the gifts that Cai Yun gave privately, threw them in Cai Yun's face and said, "This double-faced thing! I don't care. You are not good with Baoyu. How can he answer for you? Since you gave me this responsibility, you should keep it a secret from anyone. Now that you have told him, it is boring for me to mention this again. " When Cai Yun saw this scene, she made a promise in a hurry. As for crying, she explained it in various ways. Jia Huan insisted on not believing, saying, "You told my second sister-in-law that you stole it for me, and I dare not take it. Think about it. " Say that finish, just fell out. Anxious aunt Zhao scolded: "The seeds that have not been made are all evil." The angry cloud cried dry tears and was heartbroken.

In the last article, Mufu introduced that the levels in Yuan Chonghuan's book include deaf-mute monks in Yuan Chun, Zhui Er, Jia Min and Zhitong Temple, while Cai Yun is another level in Yuan Chonghuan's book.

Cai Yun fixed this layer of Yuan Chonghuan by the author as:

The son of Xue, the evil of Ming is also.