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Promotional copy for a shaved ice fruit shop?

1. We wholesale health. ——Fruit Wholesale Company Advertisement

2. Famous brands cannot grow on treetops. ——American Orange Advertisement

3. One meal a day, healthy and happy. ——West German Apple Advertisement

4. Flavor from Colombia. ——Colombian Banana Advertisement

5. So fresh that it will make you salivate. ——McFarland Fruit Company Advertisement

6. If you eat more apples, you will need less medicine. ——Virginia Fruit Company Advertisement

7. If you have a cold, eat a few lemons. ——Sangster Fruit Company Lemon Advertisement

8. Peel off the skin and you will find delicious and healthy food inside. ——American Fruit Wholesale Company Advertisement

9. Send the best gift in the world. ——New Zealand Fruit Store Guang 10. Fruits are of several kinds, canned and fresh fruits are all cute. ——New Zealand fruit advertisement

11. I love you "Berry" for discussion. (Strawberry)